The Discovery of Everland
My name is Captain Hooke, the indestructible, (pronounced Hewk) and I am a pirate. I live onboard my mighty boat, the Jolly Rancher with my crew and my assistant, . It is 1400 a.c and I am on an expedition to find new land, somewhere I can settle down with all of my riches and live the rest of my glorious days in peace. This is the story on how I discovered Everland and its extraordinary creatures.
April 3, 1400
Today was uneventful, well for the most part. Do you know how some days you can just tell it is going to be a bust? Today was nothing like that. In the morning, I woke up in the middle of nowhere (purposely, of course). My crew and I have been sailing the vast sea for months now, hoping to discover new land. Clearly, we have not been successful, at least, not until morning, after a boring few hours, a happened to see a tiny green peak in the horizon. It was my lucky day! As we approached the mysterious isle, we began to realize that the island was infested with little creatures that were letting off sparkles, how strange. By that time it was just about nightfall. My crew and I decided to anchor and sleep on the ship, we would explore tomorrow. Now here I sit in my cot writing in my journal, goodnight.
April 3,1400
This morning, I woke up to a loud horn. As I got up to see what was going on, I realized that some fool was running around knocking everything over, make that two fools. Two children were running around my ship wrecking havoc. I yelled at them to stop but before I could finish, an arrow flew past my ear and broke a window. The children appeared to be twins, both having the same bright green eyes, light brown hair, slim but tall figures and they may have been no older than 13, although their most distinguishing feature was their long pointy ears, like an elf. Both of the children were cackling deviously. After a while, they approached me and the boy said "I am Pita, and this is Piper, we are the Pans. Welcome to Everland!" Then they walked up to the edge of the boat and merely jumped off. A few seconds later, the Pans soared up over the ship, off into the clouds. stalked up behind me and muttered "Curse those wretched kids and that little pixie too!" Pixie?! I had no idea of any pixie being aboard my ship. Oh well, I had plenty of time to get revenge on the brats later.
April 4, 1400
Last night, I dreamed of getting my revenge on the Pans. It was sweet and delightful. In the morning, I woke up and ate gruel for breakfast, yum! Then I went back to my study to plan my revenge. By mid-afternoon, I had a whole scheme ready to be put into place. Unfortunately, my wonderful, lovely scheme went nothing as planned. First, fell asleep while camping out in the forest, that oaf. Then the cook failed to make acid rain and made some sort of cake in a cup things instead. And finally, as I attempted to exit the Jolly Rancher, I may have slipped into the water accidentally, it was at that moment when I realized that I have no idea how to swim, how ironic. I felt a sudden sharp pain and next thing I know, I'm back on the ship with no foot because it was eaten by an alligator.
From that day on I vowed to get revenge on the Pans if it was the last thing that I ever did. I also developed a terrible fear of alligators, herpetophobia. To this day, I still continue to plot my revenge on the Pans which are continually unsuccessful.