Pulling his yet-to-be-filled bowl towards him, Deidara licked his lips in anticipation. There was only a little bit of his favorite cereal left, which meant he would get the prize today!
Too bad his Danna wasn't here having breakfast with him. But Sasori didn't need to eat, so why would he be? He had been acting awful weird lately; hitting Deidara and yelling at him more than usual, or avoiding the blond bombist like the plague whenever he could.
And Deidara liked Sasori a lot, but…. It was sort of a good thing Sasori had been avoiding him lately. Because in the past few months, Deidara had been having….thoughts. More-than-friends thoughts. About Sasori. Another guy. Who hated his guts.
And they were really awesome thoughts! And dreams too. The only good thing about his predicament was that the explosion artist had already known he was gay, so at least he wasn't freaking out about that. And Sasori definitely counted as a good thing too, even though he was the cause of Deidara's predicament.
But Sasori still hated him.
Shaking his head to drive away the thoughts, Deidara grabbed the cereal box and opened it. 'Focus on the positives un.' Pouring his cereal, Deidara pouted when no prize was revealed. Shaking the box harder only resulted in a twice-folded piece of paper fluttering down onto his purple cereal.
"Un?"
Unfolding it, Deidara's heart leapt when he saw some familiar spidery writing on the note. It was Sasori's handwriting! Curious but apprehensive- after all, when his Danna wanted something he usually just yelled at him- Deidara started reading the puppeteer's scratchy writing.
Brat
Get your ass to our room now so I can fuck you
Because I love you
Sasori
A huge grin overtook Deidara's face, and he let out a little squeal of happiness. Even though he was blunt about it, Danna loved him! Abandoning his breakfast, the terrorist raced to the room he shared with Sasori. This prize was much better than the laser pointer he got last time! And Hidan couldn't steal this one to bug Kakuzu with either!