This fanfiction was inspired by KHR D or D and another related fanfic. Now, without further ado, onto the show!~
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. Just their suffering in this fanfic.
*This chapter has been edited*
*Lights are centered onto a massive stage. There is a desk placed in the middle with some couches and recliners spread around it. A young woman with dark hair and eyes is sitting on the desk. *
Aya: *humming some random tune* What? We're live already!? Oh, shit. *hops off the desk and gives audience a big grin* Hello there! Welcome to KHR Dares! ~ My name is Ayanna Yume and I'll be your host for this show. I hope ya'll enjoy. *bows* Now, let's welcome onto the stage our victims for this fanfic! *smiles brightly*
*Aya picks up an object from the desk. She shows it to the audience. It's a unique looking remote control. Aya presses a button shaped like a house. Smoke explodes all over the stage. *
Aya: *coughs* Crap, we used too much powder. *coughs more*
?: W-What the hell?!
*Smoke clears to reveal Tsunayoshi Sawada and his guardians, the Varia, and the Arcobaleno. *
Tsuna: Um, w-where are we a-and who are you?! *looking at Aya then to his surroundings*
Aya: You're currently on the stage of KHR Dares! Welcome! ~ *bows* I'm going to be receiving dares via reviews from the audience and whatever they say ya'll have to do! *grins*My name is Ayanna Yume and I shall be your tort- I mean the hostess for this show! *gives Tsuna a thumbs up*
Tsuna: *sweat drops* I-I-I see. *doesn't really understand*
Gokudera: 10th, don't worry I shall keep you safe from this crazy bitch. *points dynamite at Aya*
Yamamoto: Ha-ha~ Hayato don't be mean to Tsuna's new friend. *smiles at Aya*
Gokudera: *turns to Yamamoto* Who the hell gave you permission to call me by my first name baseball freak?! *about to throw dynamite at Yamamoto*
Tsuna: Hiie! Gokudera-kun! *grabs onto Gokudera's arm*
Sasagawa: WHOA! Where are we to the EXTREME?! *looks all around him*
Gokudera: Stupid turf top, weren't you fucking paying attention! *eye starts to twitch*
Tsuna: G-Gokudera-kun please c-calm down. *still holding onto his arm*
Gokudera: *sighs and puts away the dynamite* I am sorry 10th!
Tsuna: *lets go of Gokudera* It's okay.
Yamamoto: Ha-ha~ So where are we anyways? *smiles to Tsuna*
Aya: *face palms* Okay. Listen to me everyone! You are all here on the stage of KHR Dares to do dares that the audience will send to me.
Tsuna: Hiie! W-WHAT?! *O.o*
Gokudera: Who the hell gave you permission to fucking kidnap us to do your fucking dares stupid woman?!
Yamamoto: Ooh~ I like playing truth or dare. *still smiling*
Sasagawa: I WILL PLAY, if the dares are to the EXTREME! *starts mock punching* [does that make sense?]
Hibari: Hn. I will bite you to death. *takes out tonfas, ready to bite Aya*
Aya: *O.O* Uh, wait Hibari-san! If you participate I'll be sure to let you do that. *gives him a knowing look*
Hibari: Hn. Fine. *puts up tonfas*
Mukuro: Oya~oya. What do I get out of this if you want me to participate? *looks to Aya*
Aya: *sweat drops* Seriously, you are asking when you and I both know what you'll end up getting from this. *gives him a knowing look too*
Mukuro: Kufufu~ Very well.
Aya: *mumbles* Fucked up people…like cereals.
Chrome: If Mukuro-sama is p-playing then so w-will I. *shyly looks to Mukuro then to Aya*
Aya: *smiles at Chrome* So cute! ~
Chrome: *blushes* Thank-k you.
Aya: *giggles* You're welcome~
Lambo: *looks at everyone then to Aya* The great Lambo-sama will only play if he gets candy. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Aya: *shakes her head* Go knock yourself out. *presses a candy shaped button on her remote*
*A hole opens up from the ceiling at a corner and candy comes spilling out, mainly grape flavored*
Lambo: *O.O* CANDY! *runs to the pile and starts to eat it*
Gokudera: *eye twitching* Well the 10th and I aren't going to do this!
Aya: I could always bring your sister here or would you rather she only came when someone gives her a dare. *tilts head and gives Gokudera a dead pan stare*
Gokudera: NO!...I'll…participate as well. Sorry 10th! My weakness was used against me. *;_;*
Tsuna: *pats Gokudera* It's okay Gokudera-kun.
Reborn: Hm. This sounds interesting.
Viper: This is a waste of my time, which means that this is a waste of money.
Aya: I wired about a million dollars to your account. *serious face*
Viper: Never mind.
Skull: I, Skull-sama, will not do these dares because I am too awesome for them.
Aya: None of the Arcobaleno well beat you up while you are here. *blinks*
Skull: *T-T* Thank you. I will play.
Fon: I do not mind joining as well.
Aya: Thanks.
Verde: I would like to observe this.
Aya: I don't mind but if someone gives me a dare for you then you have to do it.
Verde: Very well.
Colonnello: I'm up for a game of dare as well, kora.
Lal Mirch: I have training to do! This is stupid.
Aya: I have those pictures. *smirks at Lal Mirch*
Lal Mirch: *O.O* I'll join.
Colonnello: What pictures, kora? *looks at Lal then to Aya*
Lal Mirch: *blushes* N-none of your fucking business. *punches Colonnello in the stomach*
Colonnello: *T-T* What the heck?!
Ayanna: *laughs* Dumbass.
Squalo: Voiii! Why the hell would we listen to you or your stupid audience?! *points sword at Aya*
Aya: *presses a button shaped as a police hat on her control*
*Squalo falls through a trap door. A flat screen TV appears behind the desk and shows Squalo being tied down to a chair. Obito Uchiha appears, playing his Tobi character, as he tortures Squalo with it. The TV turns off once Squalo starts screaming. *
Everyone: WTF?!
Aya: *smiles sweetly* We can do this the hard way or the easy way. Which one will it be?
Everyone: *gathers together to talk*
Tsuna: *is pushed in front of the group* Hiie! U-U-Um, the e-easy way?!
Aya: *grins* That's good! No need for me to dish out black mail or cruel and unusual punishment! ~ Of course, the black mail or the punishment would be given to those who haven't agreed to the dares yet. But then again, it's always good to have contingency plans in place. *smiles brightly*
Everyone: *takes a step back*
Aya: Well, I already have my set dares since this chapter has been edited after getting some reviews. My audience has given me what they want for the KHR cast to do! Other characters will be involved considering I am missing quite a lot of them. *laughs* Hmm, how about I give a dare right now to give the KHR cast a taste of what may come to be. *smirks*
Everyone: *O.O*
Aya: *brings out a box* This box contains slips of papers with names on it and I will be pulling one out at random. Whoever's name I call out will be the one to carry out my dare. *sticks hand into the box and shuffles around* Hmm, I wonder who it will be.~*pulls out a slip of paper* And the lucky winner is…COLONNELLO!
Colonnello: Okay, kora. *looks at Ayanna*
Aya: *puts away the box and smirks* Your dare my sexy friend is to…*giggles* Make out with…*giggles* Lussuria!
Colonnello: *gets green in the face* Uh, kora.
Lussuria: *blushes* I get to have a taste of that hot blonde. Oh la la.
Colonnello: I don't want to, kora!*shakes his head*
Aya: Fucking do it or I will tell everyone of your dirty little secret~ *smiles innocently at Colonnello*
Colonnello: *O.O* F-f-f-fine, k-kora. *Goes to Lussuria*
Lussuria: *squeals*
*Colonnello grabs the back of Lussuria's head and pushes Lussuria closer to his face. Slightly parts his lips and connects it with Lussuria's lips. *
Everyone (except Aya): *O.O*
Aya: *recording the scene* Golden blackmail material bitches, mwahahaha.
*Colonnello presses his body closer to Lussuria and shoves his tongue into Lussuria's mouth. His tongue licks around Lussuria's mouth then proceeds to suck Lussuria's tongue. Lussuria moans out in pleasure and wraps his arms around Colonnello's waist, enjoying the feel of Colonnello's tongue in his mouth and being pressed to some hard muscle. *
Everyone (except Aya): *some turn green, others wolf whistle, or shake their heads in exasperation*
Aya: Holy fucking toast. *O.O*
*Lussuria then proceeds to grind against Colonnello, hoping to get Colonnello aroused. Colonnello grunts when he feels friction against his crotch. Lussuria separates from Colonnello and slides his hand down Colonnello's chest heading towards...*
Aya: Okay, stop before I punish you both. *Aya brings out the remote while secretly hiding the memory card that contained the blackmail material*
Colonnello: *Steps back then runs to Aya*
Lussuria: *pouts* But I was getting to the good part.
Aya: I don't really care. I had to stop because this place has some rules against going that far. I'll be sure to work on a one-shot for this bit though! Of course, I'll leave a note when I have that up. *grins*
Colonnello: *whispers to Aya* B-bathroom, kora. *biting his lower lip*
Aya: *points behind her* Go down that hallway, make a turn left, and it's the second door on the right.
Colonnello: Thanks, kora. *runs off to go to the bathroom*
Aya: *smirks* Be careful because you never know when the walls will be listening or watching you. ~
Everyone: *X.X*
Aya: *laughs* Anyways, I'll be sure to have the other edited chapters out soon. I would like to mention this is my first fanfic so I apologize if it isn't to your liking. Also please forgive my grammar and if there are missing words. I'm too lazy to proofread this again. *grins*
This format kills me, I swear. xD