A/N: Hey guys! Welcome to my story…. I know ur gonna love it. Cause its awesome. Why? You'll just have to read it to find out!
Once there was a very special chipmunk. His name was Hairy Fluffernutter but we're not going to talk about him now. Right now, we're going to tell you about a different, less important family of chipmunks.
Once there was a tree. Inside that tree was bark, and inside that bark was air and inside that air was a chipmunk family. There was a family of chipmunks. There was a baby girl named Baby in this chipmunk family. Then there was the older girl and she loved pomegranates so much that her parents named her….Apple! Yes, that's right Apple. Her family was a little strange. Then there was a boy chipmunk(in case you got confused) and his name was Name(his parents lacked creativity). And the parents were named just as strangely as the Dad was named Mom and the Mom was named Dad (DON'T GET CONFUSED!).
This family of chipmunks had no idea that they were wizards. One day they found a letter in their tree, telling them that Apple and Name were going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It was a little hard for them to decipher, because they couldn't read, but eventually they figured it out. They were so happy, they jumped out of their tree with their handy dandy parachutes. (that did not open! Mwhhahahha)
THE END
Now we'll tell you a little more about Hairy Fluffernutter(cause we know ur all dying to know!). this hairy fluffernutter (MY STORIES HEAL YOU(a/n according to my sister) ) hairy fluffernutter was surprisingly BALD(a/n hahahaha im hilarious I crack myself up). He lived in the chamber of secrets and his best friend was the snake. They played chess together. Hairy always won, because he is the CHOSEN CHIPMUNK! Hairy had little spectacles that were in the shape of a star cause he is such a ROCKSTAR and he was the CHOSEN CHIPMUNK. (he knew with great power comes great responsibility). And his responsibility was to kill off the evil, bloodthirsty, hawk named Voldemort. He had a scar on his batootum(or butt for u vulgar people), that was the shape of a lightening bolt.
And then there were squirrels. The squirrels were pure bloods and the chipmunks were mudbloods. He got to Hogwarts via his handy dandy parachute.
(This time it opened.)
(Just kidding. It didn't.)
BUT luckily, Ms. Fluffernutter and Mr. Fluffernutter had a back up Hairy Fluffernutter. He was exactly like Hairy Fluffernutter but different….
One Hairy Fluffernutter's first day of Hogwarts he got trampled by squirrels.
THE END.
Just kidding. (a/n this never gets old, does it? lol)He did get stampeded though, but he lived because he is the CHOSEN CHIPMUNK and is therefore invincible. Then….dun dun dun….. the Drancster strutted in. :OOOOO He was one badass squirrel. He had a black worn motorcycle jacket with a studded necklace collar and Draco artfully shaved across his forehead. Hairy knew they were meant to be epic enemies. And there is only one thing to do when u meet ur mortal enemy….challenge him to a dance competition!
Daaa duhhh daa duhnnnnnn! Suspense! Drama ! ohh la la !
Stay tuned, cause next chapter is gonna feature some killer dance moves ! coffee grind? Bad disco? Shopping cart? Who knows? Read and find out! And Review! Reviewing is important!
Also, DID YOU GUYS KNOW ITS SHARK WEEK! YES THAT'S RIGHT, SHARK WEEK! OH MY MANITEES…..IM SOOO EXCITED.
The best episode is killer sharks…seven shark attacks in like a week!...DONT WORRY….unless u live in south Africa, then u should worry. Ya, don't go swimming at that beach which I –do- not- know- the- name- of!
Did u know that TIGER SHARKS are known for coming back to attack their prey again and again…so don't swim with tiger sharks pple
ALSO BULL SHARKS HAVE THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF TESTOSTORONE OF ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD!AND THEY ARE SO AGGRESSIVE THAT THEY WILL CHASE THEIR PREY ONTO LAND! YES, LAND! SO U R NOT EVEN SAFE ON THE BEACH…CRAZY RIGHT?