Homestuck on Omegle

by Someone Who Isn't Me

I've been reading some Homestuck lately, and I decided to sPrEaD tHe GoOd WoRd ThRoUgH a ChAt WeBsItE cAllEd OmEgLe. I made up a question and went onto "spy mode" to watch two random strangers discuss it. Most of the time, people disconnected as soon as they saw my weird capitalization, but after a few dozen tries, I found a fellow Homestuck fan.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

"hAvE yOU hEArd thE gOOd wOrd AbOUt hOmEstUck?"

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Stranger 1: hOnK :o)

Stranger 2: homestuck sucks

Stranger 1: destroying my miracles

Stranger 2: homestuck is for the weak

Stranger 1: UP AND DESTROYIN MY MOTHERFUCKIN MIRACLES

Stranger 2: Homestuck is for faggots

Stranger 1: then fuck, I'm a faggot

Stranger 2: O.o

Stranger 2: no...

Stranger 2: NO

Stranger 2: you can't give in to me

Stranger 1: HONK

Stranger 1: honk

Stranger 1: HONK

Stranger 1: honk

Stranger 2: YOU NEED TO FIGHT BACK

Stranger 2: DON"T LET IT CONTROL YOU

Stranger 2: SWEAR AT ME!

Stranger 1: I Only Want To Hurt You... A Little Bit

Stranger 2: i just died a little

Stranger 2: :*(

Stranger 1: H3H3H3

Stranger 2: lets have sex

Stranger 2: angry sex

Stranger 1: 1 TH1NK W3R3 G3771NG T0 TH15 0N3, D4V3

Stranger 2: my name isn't dave

Stranger 1: wwhatevver

Stranger 2: are you a girl?

Stranger 1: wwhy dya wwanna knoww

Stranger 2: coz i need a girllllllll

Stranger 2: to talkz to

Stranger 1: GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL

Stranger 2: are you?

Stranger 1: depends on your definition

Stranger 2: DO YOU HAVE A CUNT AND BOOBS

Stranger 1: UNFORTUNATELY

Stranger 2: O.o

Stranger 2: wait...you want to be a guy?!

Stranger 1: oh the cleverness of me

Stranger 2: EW

Stranger 2: TRANNIES ARE INFECTING OMEGLE

Stranger 2 has disconnected.