An oneshot in which Hitomi convinced Killua to let her do his makeup for a youtube video XD
Got this idea from the many 'girlfriend does my makeup' videos on youtube X3
Oh yeah, this drabble is going to be all-dialogue.
Disclaimer: I don't own HiatusxHiatus sadly...
"Killua-nyan, adjust the zoom a little bit... Perfect!"
"I don't want to do this..."
"You're going to do it anyway, Killua-nyan."
"Fuck you."
"What was that?!"
"Nothing, Hitomi, nothing..."
"Okay! Hello people of the internet, my name is Hitomi Nostrade and this boy here is Killua Zoldyck-"
"Who did not agree with this!"
"-And we're doing the girlfriend does my makeup tag."
"Just for your information: I don't wear makeup, never will and am not interested in it. Talking about makeup, some of you girls really should learn how to do it, because it looks as if you just-"
"Killua, uresai!"
"Hmp."
"Ready?"
"No."
"The first thing I'm going to do is apply the foundation(even though you don't really need it)."
Silence.
"KYAAA! Don't spit, Killua-nyan!"
"That damned powder got in my mouth. BLEH!"
"You're such a baby!"
"Take that back!"
"A cute baby!"
"..."
"You're so cute when you blush, my little kitten!"
Shiver. "That sounded a lot like something Hisoka would say..."
"Speaking of Hisoka, did you notice that he puts on makeup?"
"Of course I did. It's hard not to notice..."
"Anyway, next we're going to do blush."
"Blush? Do girls actually wear that?! Why?"
"To give your cheeks a healthy red glow."
"...Why am I doing this?"
"Please for me!" Puppy dog eyes.
Looks away. "No." Kiss. "Okay."
"Hehe, it always works!"
"Just get over it!"
"Okay. Now we're going to do the eyeliner!"
"God no."
"God yes, darling. "
"Don't poke my eye out please."
"Why would I do that? I love your sapphire eyes!"
"My what?"
"You heard me!"
"Can we just skip the eyeliner stuff."
"Demo-"
"I l-love you."
"O-Okay, we skip it. Now to the eye shadow."
"What about that black stuff you always put on your eyelashes?"
"Oh, you mean mascara?"
"I guess..."
"We do that last."
"Why?"
"Because there are some times when you put on eye shadow, some of the powder ends up falling on your lashes and that's not pretty."
"...Are you speaking from personal experience?"
"Yes, it happened last Saturday."
"That explains why you took so long to get ready!"
"...Yeah. Alright, I'm going to use this color because it works better with your skin type."
"Why do you have so many brushes?"
"You have to use a different kind of blush for each different powder you apply, and there's also a couple for blending."
"Hitomi."
"Yes, love?"
"I have no idea what you just said!"
"Close your eyes, love."
"Stop calling me that, it's weird."
"Just close your eyes."
"...Fine."
"That kind of tickles."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"..."
"You look so kawaii!"
"I'm a 14 year old boy wearing makeup... I don't think I look cute at all."
"Nah. You're a pretty feminine-looking boy so makeup looks just fine on you."
"I feel offended."
"Open your eyes, it's time for your eyelashes."
"Fine."
.
.
.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT CLAMP THING?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU PULLING MY EYELASHES OFF?!"
"K-Killua-nyan, calm down, it's just to curl your eyelashes to make them look longer."
"GET AWAY FROM ME! EVERYTHING BUT THAT!"
Sob.
"Hitomi..."
Sob.
Sigh. "Fine, just stop crying and don't rip my eyelashes off please."
"Yay!"
"Should I close my eyes?"
"No, keep them open."
"What the-?! No!"
"I'm not going to hurt you, just trust me!"
"You're asking me to trust you?! This is exactly why I don't want to!"
"Fine then, suit yourself! Close them!"
"Maybe I should keep them open, you did say that-"
"CLOSE THEM!"
"You're kind of moody today,is it your time of the month again?"
"..."
Kick.
"Ugh! If you keep doing that, Hitomi, we won't be able to have kids when we get older!"
"You deserved it. Close your eyes. You're going to feel a little bit of pressure."
"..."
"Now, it's time for the mascara!"
"Is it going to hurt?"
"Why do you always think I'm going to hurt you? I'm your girlfriend, I kind of like fell in love at first sight with you, you know... Why would I harm your beautiful face?"
"You kicked me in the groin."
"Blame your parents for not training you against that."
"That's what I'm doing now... Anyway, mascara?"
"Oh yeah! I'm going to basically put black paint on your eyelashes."
"Oh, that doesn't sound dangerous!"
"Pf, boys."
"Hold still and open your eyes as wide as you can."
"..."
"You know, you have really nice eyelashes."
"Really? Thanks I guess..."
"DONE! Now it's time for some bubblegum-pink lipstick..."
"Hitomi, can we just skip the lipstick?"
"Demo..."
"Please! I already let you put foundation, blush and eyeliner on my face."
"Yeah but..."
"Hitomi, I'm not against you placing videos of yourself on youtube, but think about me! If Leorio and that stupid hag(AKA Minami) find out about this they tease me forever. Don't make this worse than it already is for me."
"Okay, now your eyebrows."
Narrowed eyes. "What's wrong with my eyebrows?"
"Nothing, Kil-honey. But everyone could benefit from a little shaping."
"I'm not going to let you pull my eyebrows off with that pointy thing."
"I'm not going to pull them off... I would be pulling little bits of it and it's called tweezers, you dummy."
"I'm so NOT letting you do that on me!"
"GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A HUNTER?!"
"STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY WOMAN!"
"LET ME DO YOUR EYEBROWS, YOU CHOCOLATE OBSESSED FREAK!"
"NO!"
"Great, he ran away... So this was the girlfriend does my makeup tag...And apparantly my boyfriend is afraid of tweezers!"
"Am not!"
"See ya next time- KILLUA, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"
"NEVER!"
"KILLUAAAAAAAAAA!"
So how was it? I hope I kept Killua in character, even if it was only a little bit *sigh*