Fai's Treatment

-Fai, Kurogane are sitting in the waiting room in the doctor's office-

Kurogane: Fai you twit, how many times must I tell you to stay away from food that smells bad?

Fai: Kuro-puti I don't feel so well… -Bends over in chair, arms crossed over his stomach-

Kurogane: -Sigh- Do you just ignore me when I tell you something?

Fai: Yeah, your lectures aren't really that important to me, your boring and mean sounding.

Kurogane: -Eye twitches- They aren't lectures, they're important lessons you should be learning! – His voice rises-

Fai: Kuro-tan, your scaring me by raising your voice. –Pouts-

Kurogane: -Frowns, crosses legs and arms- Gosh, would these doctors hurry up already…?

-Footsteps coming their way-

Fai: -Looks up to see a red hair nurse standing in front of them with a big smile on her face. Glares up at her-

Nurse: The doctors are ready to see you Mr. Fluorite

Fai: How can you be so damn happy when I'm sick? –Starts growling-

Kurogane: Great you guys waited to long, now I'm going to have to pay extra for him getting treated. –Mumbles-

Nurse: We are terribly sorry, last room on the left please.

Fai: -Gets a crazy look in his eye-

Kurogane: -Stands up and throws Fai over his shoulder-

Fai: -Clawing in the nurse's way- Let me at her! C'mon! She's mocking me! I'll eat you! –Sounding demonic-

Kurogane: -Enters the room and throws Fai on the bed watches as two similar looking doctors pounce Fai's way and straps him to the bed. Looks up at Kamui and Subaru- This time, I want you to fix him, he still doesn't listen, and he always go crazy or something like that when he's sick. I'm tired of coming here and wasting my money on you guys.

Kamui: Calm your horses dawg I will take care of everything, you have nothing to worry about.

Kurogane: That's what you said the last time I was here.

Kamui: Well I was wrong the last time, but this time I'm right.

Kurogane: You said that too. –Sighs and looks over at Subaru, a WTF look appears on Kurogane's face- What the hell is he doing?

Subaru: - In some weird yoga pose, eyes rolled to the back of his head making noise as if he just jazzed in his pants-

Kamui: -Looks at Subaru as if its normal- He's using his vampire powers to cure your friend.

Kurogane: He's not my friend!

Subaru: -Suddenly behind Kurogane- Oh? What is he to you then?

Kurogane: He's nobody important.

Everyone looks at Fai who is making pouting, cry noises-

Fai: Kurogane… I thought I was your world? You lied, you just used my body? How could you?

Kurogane: What the hell are you talking about?

Kamui: Well obviously he's talking about you using his body for sex and stuff dawg.

Kurogane: I didn't ask you!

Subaru: Don't yell at Kamui! Only I have that right!

Kamui: No you don't Man! Only I can yell at me dawg! – Whines-

Subaru: -Raises hand in the air to smack Kamui-

Kamui: -Cowers-

Kurogane: -Grabs Subaru's wrist-

Fai: -gasps and cries- I thought I was the only one for you!

Kamui: -Pushes Kurogane- How dare you assault my dear brother! –Picks up hospital phone and dials a number- Yes hello, I have a delusional sexual harasser in room 308 I need help now!