I do not own any tales of symphonia stuff, that all belongs to namco tales studios.

I really want to, though

After reading the beginning of one of my stories. Chapter title: The Light Of The Oracle...

Kratos: I wouldn't have done that

Concett: I'm sure you wouldn't. A girl comes who is being posessed by the ghost of the girl you loved and you wouldn't be at all interested?

Lloyd: Hey, don't try to replace my mom!

Concett: Not replacing your mom; getting you a step-mom. I understand that Anna was irreplacable, I think that I could write you in a step mom...

Kratos: You think you understand love. It's very possible that you don't.

Concett: Watch it or I'll get rid of you the same way I'm gonna get rid of Regal.

Regal: I'm sorry but I ask that you not speak of me as if I weren't here.

Concett: What the hell are you doing here? You're not in this conversation! Get out... NOW!

Zelos: Haha Regal got the boot!

Concett: Why are you people even here? Zelos, you're not supposed to be here either! This is supposed to be me, Kratos, and maybe Lloyd.

Lloyd: How am I a maybe? I've already said something! I'm already in this conversation.

Concett: And you can just as easily be out. Please, don't make me start kicking out cool people!

Lloyd: Yay! I'm cool!

Zelos: What about me!? I thought I was one of your favourites... (starts crying)

Concett: It's alright, Zelos. You are one of the favourites. Please don't do anything rash!

Zelos: I'm gonna start cutting myself...

Concett: Don't do it! It's not worth it! Come on... what do I have to do to make you happy again?

Zelos: Write in that Sheena sleeps with me.

Sheena: Hey, Colette, could you hand me a pow hammer?

Colette: Sure. But why?

Zelos: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Why are you hitting me with pOW hammers! Ow!Ow!

Presea: Sheena, I believe my war hammer would be more affective...

Sheena: Oh, thanks, Presea!

Zelos: OOOWWWW!!!!!!!!

Random Creepy Voice: FATALITY

Concett: Raine, can you use resurection please? I'm going to hear that voice in my head over and over again until I see him alive.

Raine: If I must. But then again, it's so much more peaceful without him here.

Ghost of Zelos: (behind Genis) BOO!

Genis: (*shrill scream*)

Random Creepy Voice: FATALITY

Concett: Fiiiine. Now I'll have to waste TWO life bottles. UGH!!

That's it for my first episode of "Tales of Conversations." I know that I'm REALLY off on the characters attitudes but this chapter was meant to be a joke. Maybe (probably not) some other chapters will be serious.