Title: Woes of Calculus
Words: 300
Rating: T
Summary: Kagome learns the wonders of tutoring and Sesshoumaru.
Warnings: Utter crack! Kukuku.
Gibberish, it was gibberish what he was teaching and Kagome could only hold in a sigh as she looked beside her where her cousin was observing the girl before him, promptly ignoring the droning of her awesome(not!) calculus teacher. Kagome had to resist the urge to thump her head on the desk.
Turning she glared at Miroku and (hissed) "Do you have any idea what he just explained?"
Miroku shrugged and leering one last time at the girl's ass he turned to her; "Between him talking English, Japanese, Spanish and gibberish well... no I do not. But he did suggest tutoring hours here, at least there we can manage to try and understand something?" Nodding stiffly she turned back to face the board.
Kagome had seriously expected a geeky, big glasses tutor... or at least someone with a bit of body fatness to tutor her. She had not been expecting, however, an inhumanly beautiful, silver haired, golden eyed (GOD) of hunkalicious man. Now how was she supposed to pay attention then? Cursing and blessing her good or bad (she had no idea) luck she went and took a seat, as far away as possible from the mob of girls surrounding the god...ahem...man.
She only supposed that it was good luck that he found her acceptable, because no sooner had she sat down he had made his way over to her and proceeded to ask her woes (doubts) and calmly explain to her with his delicious deep rumbling voice the problems ailing her.
By the end of the session they had hit it off, ending with him suggesting they meet for other tutoring lessons. Whether calculus was involved or not was left to the befuddled mind of a certain hentai friend of hers and the fan girls.
I wrote this for fanfic-bakeoff a livejournal community... a long time ago. Never managed to post it though.