Disclaimers – I do not own Transformers Hasbro does, I do own Missy though.
Bayverse humor
Summary – One shot humor
The Guardian
Optimus Prime had assigned Ironhide to be the guardian of a little girl, who Optimus felt obligated to take care of after the Decepticons killed her family. Lennox had arranged it with General Morshower as well as the president of the United States, and they found out the little girl was very flighty.
She also loved to pull pranks on everyone, and would disobey almost everyone this also included her guardian.
Missy had glued Ratchet's wrenches onto his medical table, and she spray painted poor Sideswipe purple, and she painted Ironhide pink and added so much glitter on the weapons specialist.
When he transformed everyone stared at him and tried to stifle laughs which were not easy that was for sure.
"What is your problem?" Ironhide demanded as one of the Autobots showed him.
Ironhide growled suddenly.
"MISSY…. Come out here, youngling, right now!" Ironhide ordered.
Ironhide heard her giggling and saw her running into Optimus' quarters, while Ironhide growled to himself about a very wild youngling who was driving him crazy as humans would say.
Missy was pranking everyone, and now no one was free from her pranks, and this included Optimus Prime.
Missy put happy stickers all over his body, and along with painting him yellow with big purple lightning bolts on his body.
"MISSY, come here right now!" Optimus yelled.
Missy came running out of Optimus Prime's quarters when he had started to holler with wild giggles.
Missy ran and hid from Optimus or at least tried to hide from him. He scanned the area and found her anyway, and he stomped over toward her.
"Missy, come here now!" Optimus ordered as Missy strolled out of the hiding spot.
"I still think my best work was the two ugly jets," she remarked.
"Ugly jets?" Ironhide asked as two jets suddenly arrived and transformed and a furious Megatron and Starscream approached the now yellow Prime with lightning bolts.
The two Cons looked at the Autobots, and Optimus looked at his brother and Starscream. Megatron looked like he was wearing a tutu and painted in red, and Starscream looked like he was wearing human make up.
"Where is she, Optimus?" Megatron demanded.
"Look what she did to me," Starscream remarked.
"You look pretty," Missy replied with a giggle. " Well, maybe a tiny bit pretty still kinda ugly," Missy said.
"OPTIMUS, DO SOMETHING, WILL YOU!" Megatron roared as he and Starscream took off.
Optimus bent over giving Missy her favorite candy bar, and she giggled wildly then.
"Nice one," Optimus said as he chuckled. "But you're still repainting us, youngling." He replied.
"Okay, Optimus," she said with a giggle.
The End…