ok so i've bin playing 20Q for a long time and i can't stop playing it so i'm going to write a twilight fanfic for it here i go! oh and bella is a vampire in this

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bella's pov

"edward!" i yelled as i raced in side at hummen speed. "bella what is it?"

"this!" i yelled as i pulled out a round objet, and shoved it at him "it's so cool! it's a 20Q." Soudinly alice,jasper,and emmet were all down stairs.

"bella could you please calm down your as bad as alice your making me crazy!"

"bella did you say 20Q? oh i love that game andcanwegoshopinglater!?"

'wait did alice just say shoping...oh no!!' i thought to my self "sorry jasper but i will not calm down and no alice we can not go shoping"

"hey jasper i bet you cant get the 20Q to guess vampire" emmet said jasper put out his hand "your on! if i when you have to do my chours for a week" jasper said with a evil grin "ok so what do i get if i win? oh i know you have to...let alice give you a make over!" jasper grimeced for a split secend and shook hands with emmet "ok bella start asking the questens"

"dose it break if dropped"

"no"

"do you hold it when you use it?"

"no"

"can you buy it?"

"no"

"is it useful?"

"sometimes"

"is it...wait how are vampires useful?"

"bella am i useful? is alice useful? is edward useful? are we all useful when your life is in danger?"

"hmm good point"

"thanks"

"is it smaller then a loaf of bread?"

"no"

"is it heavy?"

"yes"

"dose it move?"

"yes"

"is it dangerous?"

"yes!"edward yelled

"edward no one asked you!"

"um..i agee with edward yes"

"would you toch it with a 10-foot pole?-

"yes"

"is it motorized?"

"no"

"can you smell it?"

"yes" (A/N ok i made this anser fit to twilight you know how bella is always talking about how she can smell edward and stuff)

"is it a mammal?"

"yes"

"is it white?"

"not really so no"

"dose it need love?"

"i do! i need atenchen! please bella!" edward yelled once again

"edward please be quite! and let jasper anser!"

"um...no"

"dose it have legs?"

"yes"

"dose it bring joy to people?"

"sometimes"

"can it swim?"

"yes"

"would you be lost with out it?"

"you would but no i would not so no"

"hahah very funny is it annoying?" 'sometimes' i thought to myself

"sometimes"

"ok it guessed monster"

"yes!" 'sigh edward again'

"were not monsters! "

"well tell the 20Q no"

"have you seen one in real life?"

"yes"

"can it float?"

"yes"

"can you lift it?"

"yes"

"is it soft?"

"no"

"last questen can it gowl?"

"yes"

"ok it guessed a pirate?" i started giggling alice looked over at jasper with a evil grin on her face "so jasper when do you want that make over now or do i have to drag you to my room?" emmet started laughing as alice started draging a frantic jasper up the stairs "man i fell so sorry for jasper but i can't belive the 20Q thinks where pirates all well" i said graping edwards hand and graping a video camra and ran upstairs to video tape jaspers worst nightmare 'man this is the best idea i ever had' i thought to myself

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ok so i was playing 20Q when i did this so all of the questens are from it i really want to know how i did even know i know i did a bad job -sigh- so please revew it would make my day! and if you revew i'll give you a cookie and a hug from edward!

-cristel the gothic fairy-