A.N. I did something similar to this in the pokemon section with great results. Several returning readers, a few one time fans, and only one heckler. So I decided it was time to branch out into another anime. I don't hate any of the songs or animes I parody, it's just for laughs. If you like this kind of thing I ask you to review and say so. If you do review, rate and tell me how much you liked or didn't like it. I usually update quickly and post whatever song I feel like parodying at the time, but if there is a specific song you want parodied, request it!

Sung to BAD BOYS (Theme from COPS) by INNER CIRCLE

Landlord
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When The Hina Girls come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
Yeaheah

CHORUS:
Landlord, Landlord
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

Landlord, Landlord
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Naru comes for you

When you were cleaning
And you had bad traits
You be trippin
And learn the golden rule
So why are you
Acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot
You must get cool

Landlord, Landlord
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

Landlord, Landlord
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Naru comes for you

Nobody naw give you no break
Motoko naw give you no break
Kitsune naw give you no break
Not even Su & Sarah naw give you no break
Hey hey

Landlord, Landlord
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
Landlord, Landlord
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When Naru comes for you

Sung to My Humps by Black Eyed Peas

A.N. You are now entering the twilight zone; or one of Shinobu's daydreams. Same difference.

(Keitaro/Shinobu)

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive the landlord crazy,
I do it on the daily,
He treat me really nicely,
He helps me with my work-y.
Science & History,
Math and Sociology
Food, we be a sharin'
All the company got me wearin'
a blush but I ain't askin,
I know he love my ass 'n,
Se7en Jeans, True Religion,
I say no, but he keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't fakin'
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me soarin.
(Oh) Soarin' threw the sky on me cause my girls hatin on me.
She's got me soarin'.
(Oh) Soarin' threw the sky on me, on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (oh!) My lovely lady lumps (oh!) My lovely lady lumps (oh!)
In the back and in the front. (oh!)
(Check it out)

I met a girl down at the hot springs.
She said eek, cause she saw my doing-ding.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my manly buff,
Milky, milky Buffy,
Mix your milk with my manly buff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

He says I'm really sexy,
The boy he wanna sex me.
He always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If u touch it Naru start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (oh!) My lovely lady lumps (oh!) My lovely lady lumps (oh!)
In the back and in the front. (oh!)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me soarin'.
(Oh) Soarin' threw the sky on me cause my girls hatin on me.
She's got me soarin'.
(Oh) Soarin' threw the sky on me, on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!)

She's got me soarin'.
(Oh) Soarin' threw the sky on me cause my girls hatin on me.
She's got me soarin'.
(Oh) Soarin' threw the sky on me, on me, on me.

A.N. see ya soon!