Heh. I kinda stole this from TehExorcist, a guy on YouTube. I think the video is called "D. Gray Man the Abridged Series: A 'What' moment". But I'm not sure. I put Lenalee in it too. I do not own D. Gray Man, nor was the 'What' idea mine.
Lenalee was eating lunch in the cafeteria. She was happy, because she was eating her favorite lunch, Coconut Shrimp(1). She munched happily and waited for Allen. Suddenly she heard bangs and loud voices. She groaned. Those voices…they were Allen and Kanda's. Crap. The cafeteria door sprung open.
"You look like a girl," Allen said.
"You look like you're seventy," Kanda replied.
"At least people like me!" Allen cried.
"Oh, is that what you think?" Kanda screamed.
Lenalee found herself silently wishing those two would just get a room, and be done with it.
"Well, you're a bean sprout!" Kanda spat.
Lenalee stepped in. Enough already.
"Your mom's a bean sprout," Lenalee said, defending Allen.
Kanda turned to her and glared.
"YOUR BEAN SPROUT'S A MOM!" He roared in her face.
Lenalee and Allen glanced at each other.
"…what?"
The End.
1: I have no idea what Lenalee's favorite food is.