Ok so this is this, it's the spawn of and msn conversation between two fan girls at three in the morning after drinking way too much Red Bull. So I hope you enjoy, and please review what you guys say helps A LOT!!
One day Bella and Edward were sitting in his room watching T.V. when Alice came in.
"Edward" Alice stated, worry lacing her soprano voice, "Whatever you do, DO NOT walk into the rainbow light that's about to appear in the corner!"
"Why, what did you see Alice!" Bella asked in sudden alarm.
"What the Buck are you talking about, random rainbow lights don't just pop up out of nowhere" Edward sounded concerned. "Alice, have you been doing drugs?"
Alice sighed "And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." A rainbow light popped up in the corner taking up an entire ½ of the room. "Told you so!"
"See Edward THIS is why I ALWAYS side with Alice, she…" Bella started to say but was interrupted by the magic rainbow light.
"If the 3 of you don't mind." It said with an English accent "I must speak my words!"
"Sorry Mr. spooky Talking Rainbow Light" they said in unison.
"You have the floor." Edward said
"And the walls, the ceiling, the TV, and ….." Alice started listing off all the items the light was touching only to be interrupted by Edward
"Shut up Alice"
"I'm just saying"
"I don't care"
"She has a point though" Bella chimed in
"It's still irrelevant to the point!"
"And that would be?" Alice asked
"Fer sure" Bella agreed
"The point would be, that a large talking rainbow light just randomly appeared in my room! And the two of you, are talking about what said light is touching!" He sighed
"And you still don't have a point" Bella said
"THE POINT IS THAT RAMDOM RAINBOW LIGHTS POPPING UP OUT OF NOWHERE IS JUST NOT NORMAL"
"Says the vampire"
"She makes a good point" Alice agreed
"Hey you guys, if you don't mind SHUTTING THE HELL UP!" the rainbow light screamed
"Sorry Mr. Not normal Weird Random Talking Rainbow Light" Theysaid in unison, again.
"And don't talk about me like I'm not here. I know I'm weird that was made, VERY clear to me in high school! Now if you 3 don't mind, I need Edward to walk into me."
"Wow that really sounds perverted" Alice said
Edward glared at her "OK" he shrugged, and walked into the light as if this whole ordeal was no big deal.
"Wait a sec" Bella said after the light disappeared "Didn't you just tell him not to walk into the rainbow light?"
"Yeah, Edward- not doing so good on the whole listening thing"
Just then Carlisle came in doing the robot and holding Jack Sparrows sword. "Where's Edward, I need to show him my fancy new toy I found!!!"
"He walked into that rainbow light over there" Alice said
"Yeah, after Alice specifically told him NOT to!"
"And now he's goanna have to fight chuck Norris and Anakin Skywalker in Narnia."
"Fighting!" Carlisle shouted "But we are pacifists, we are NICE vampires!" He yelled and jumped onto the bed and hid under the covers.
"Um, Carlisle. Are you ok?" Bella asked
"No, go away!"
"ESME" Bella and Alice shouted at the same time and she arrived in 2.376 seconds
"Not again" Esme sighed, she walked over to him and took away his sword. "Carlisle, what have I told you about watching those pirate movies"
"To not to" he said looking away from her
"Come on, lets go listen to 3OH!3" They left and Bella looked at Alice
"Well Bella lets go save Edward from this messedupness" And they both walked into the light. They ended up in a hallway and the ceiling, witch had a French accent, told them to go straight down the hall. "It's the 23d door on the left, go 13 steps forward than turn right. Jump over the tapioca pudding pond. Exit out the PURPLE door. Wait for the elevator go to the 483rd floor and wait for more instructions. One more thing, DO NOT!!! Stare at the people with alligator heads, gorilla bodies, and duck feet because they WILL start singing disco songs and juggling you. Thank you for using magic talking rainbow light travel."
Thanks for reading, and please review. Next chap will hopefully be up soon, I really need to know if you guys like it first.