Cullen Conversations
Summary: A short, funny collection of IM/real-life conversations between the Bella and the Cullens. Post-BD, possible spoilers! Character pairings canon, slightly OOC.
Author's Note: I don't own Twilight!
Edward: SparklyLion
Bella: Sparkly_Lamb
Emmett: Vamp007
Alice: ShoppingxForever
SparklyLion has logged on.
Sparkly_Lamb has logged on.
Sparkly_Lamb: Hi, Edward!
SparklyLion: Hello, love.
Sparkly_Lamb: Did Alice pick your screen name out for you, too?
SparklyLion: Yes. I think she thought it would be cute for us.
Sparkly_Lamb: His and Hers screen names. Interesting.
Sparkly_Lamb: …
Sparkly_Lamb: ….so, anything new in the wonderful world of vampire minds?
SparklyLion: Not really. Same old, same old.
Sparkly_Lamb: Emmett's thinking of playing videogames with his toes again, isn't he?
SparklyLion: Unfortunately.
Vamp007 has logged on.
Vamp007: Has anyone seen our new gaming controller?
Sparkly_Lamb: Here we go again. Bbl, Edward.
SparklyLion: Ah, yes. Good idea, Bella. Goodbye for now.
Sparkly_Lamb has logged off.
Vamp007: Hey, where'd she go? SHE KNOWS WHERE IT IS, DOESN'T SHE?
SparklyLion: Emmett….
Vamp007 has logged off.
SparklyLion: Not again….
SparklyLion has logged off.
Sparkly_Lamb has logged on.
Vamp007 has logged on.
Vamp007: GIMME THAT CONTROLLER, BELLA!!
Sparkly_Lamb: Never! Some of us don't enjoy touching plastic that's been on your feet, you know!
Vamp007: But I can set a world record! Most videogames played with feet! All I need is the practice!
Sparkly_Lamb: That's disgusting!
SparklyLion has logged on.
SparklyLion: I see you hid it in the usual place.
Sparkly_Lamb: Shh!
Vamp007: In Alice's closet?? Aww, man!
Vamp007 has logged off.
Sparkly_Lamb: Edward!
SparklyLion: Don't worry Bella, I knew he was there.
Sparkly_Lamb: Then why…?
ShoppingxForever has logged on.
ShoppingxForever: I'M GONNA KILL EMMETT!
Sparkly_Lamb: Nice.
SparklyLion: Thanks.
ShoppingxForever: Wha-?
ShoppingxForever: !!!!
ShoppingxForever: BELLA! For that, I'm taking you to the mall this Saturday!
Sparkly_Lamb: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T.T
ShoppingxForever: But first, I have to go stop Emmett from RUINING MY NEW DRESSES!!!!!
ShoppingxForever has logged off.
Vamp007 has logged on.
Vamp007: Dang, Alice has a lot of dresses!!
SparklyLion: Um, Emmett?
Vamp007: Yeah?
SparklyLion: *points at angry Alice*
Vamp007: *remembers the incident of '96* EEK!!
ShoppingxForever has logged on.
ShoppingxForever: YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, MCCARTY!!!!!
Vamp007: EEEEEEEEK!!!!!
Vamp007 has logged off.
ShoppingxForever has logged off.
Sparkly_Lamb: …
Sparkly_Lamb: ….so, what's new?
SparklyLion: Not much. Same old, same old.
Haha! How is it so far? More chapters to come! Anyone have an idea for a future chapter? If so, review or PM me! Review, please!!