-1"do u hav sum gold?" said a noob.
"yes I do, now go away" answered an irritated player named Joe.
"can I hav sum?" asked the noob.
"NO!" said the other player, wanting to slash the other guy to bits.
Except player killing wasn't allowed, so the player continued on to the dungeon. There weren't many monsters inside, so Joe and the noob following him got to the end quickly. In the last room, instead of a Gott statue and a treasure chest, there was a large creature that looked a little incomplete.
"HA HA HA! I AM GLITCH THINGY AND I AM GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!" said the monster.
"is that supposed to be a bad thing?" asked Joe.
"not really" said Glitch Thingy "BUT THIS GAME IS MAGICIAL OR WHATEVER AND SOME PEOPLE WILL GET INTO A COMA, HA HA HA!"
"wtf I wil keel u" said the noob, hitting Glitch Thingy with his weapon.
BUT THERE WAS NO EFFECT!1
"you fools, I am invincible!" laughed Glitch Thingy "now I will do something! HA HA HA!"
"dood we gota do sumtin" said the noob.
"how can we? he's invincible" said Joe.
Then Aura appeared! Gasp!
"you must have the ability to Data Drain to defeat Glitch Thingy" said Aura "and to do that, you need the Book of the Twilight"
"omg a girl" said the excited noob "wana cyber?"
"maybe later" said Aura "but heres the item anyway"
Joe glows and stuff and gets the Twilight Bracelet!
"I thought it was a book" questioned Joe
"well uh…..it's a riddle or something……….USE THE FORCE!" said Aura who disappeared.
"lets go get teh monstr" said the noob.
The two gated out of the dungeon, and saw Glitch Thingy. Doing nothing.
"so you came back eh?" said Glitch Thingy.
"and this time I will defeat you" said Joe "DATA DRAIN!"
A Grunty fell on Glitch Thingy, killing him.
"you have saved the World" said Aura "now you will be known as legends and get other players annoying you and best of all you don't get any money or PC upgrades at all!"
"can we cyber now?" begged the noob.
"sure why not, its not like I really exist or anything" said Aura.
As everybody celebrated after such a difficult adventure (NOT!) the monster laid on the floor struggling to live.
"OMGWTFBBQ" grumbled Glitch Thingy "get a life you losers, jeez!"
THE END!