Just a Pilot chapter. BTW: Not slash, just filled with a silly girl's imagination.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hunter X hunter

"Hey! Hey! Anybody home?!" A shout rang throughout a hotel's hallway as a door slammed open. Killua looked up from his position on the couch to see a black haired girl jump into the room. She excitedly hopped over to him, her crimson eyes sparkling,

"Killua! Just who I was looking for!" She exclaimed as she rounded around the couch and sat herself down onto his stomach. Killua let out a groan,

"Get off me." He said. He was ignored.

"Guess what? Guess what? I saw the most amazing thing ever!" She cried as she turned to face him.

"I don't want to know."

"Hey! That's not very nice, but being the kind and awesome person I am, I'll forgive you and your lovely hair." She said as she patted his head.

"I don't nee-"

"But still! The most amazing thing happened to me!"

"..."

"..."

"Well? What's this, 'the most amazing thing ever'?"

"I thought you'd never ask!..."

"..." He stared at her.

"Oh! You want me to tell you? That much huh? Well then, kiddo, let me enlighten you with my story." She said as she patted her chest with one hand.

"..."

"Okay...sooo….it was a dark and stormy night-" She said in a overly dramatic way.

"It's 2:00pm."

"Oh. Who cares. Anyway, I think I found the perfect guy~" She sighed dreamily.

"Perfect guy?"

"Yea! He's around your height, blond, green-eyes, and buff!" She squealed, "He even has a similar personality! Perfect!"

"Why do I need to know this?"

"Because, I thought that you would have liked to meet him or something, considering the fact that you just want to know about and meet every single guy that has ever entered my life. "

"No I don't, why would I want to meet him anyways?"

"Why? That's obvious isn't it?! You guys are perfect for each other! I mean, hello? Best bad-boy couple ever!..." She stopped for a moment, then smiled, "But don't worry, KilluGon is still my favorite pairing~"

"That's disgusting, in so many different ways."

"How so?"

"How so? First of all, I'm not gay -shut your mouth, Gon and I don't like each other in that way- second of all, I'm not gay, and third, still not gay."

"...Liar, liar pants on fire! You're just too shy to admit your true feelings! Now you're just taking out your frustration on how you can't show your true feelings by crushing my dreams! Sheesh, the world would be a much better place if I ruled it…" She paused then gave him a dreamy smile,

"The first thing I would do is make all the guys confess that they're gay! Then the girls will become assassins and the likes to rid the world of any guy that says that he isn't! After that, I would just sit back and watch the show, with a camera of course." She giggled. Killua choked,

"I'm not gay."

"Transmuters are liars! Don't lie to yourself, dearie, 'cause. I. Know. Everything!"

"No, you don't."

"See! You're just in denial, You dream-crusher! But I still know things that you don't know!"

"Oh really?"

"I know that you don't know that you and Gon would look so good together...in bed!"

"..." Killua's face turned green, he walked himself into that one, " I did not need to hear that…"

"You did too! I mean think about it," She took on another dreamy look as she held her hands up to her chest, "you and Gon, a bed, middle of the night, tangled bed sheets, moaning, sweat-"

"Shut up, Nagi! I seriously question your sanity sometimes."