Surreptitious (Meaning-To do something by sneaky, or secret means.)

Disclaimer-I don't own Smallville, or any of its characters.

(Warning, this one SUCKS! If you didn't read the first two...do it NOW!)

Before: Surge, Anything you can do

Classroom-Algebra

A new teacher walks in at the bell. He has an inch long beard, a short figure, and a knowledgeable look on his face. The student stare at the new teacher. He turns to the board and writes: Mr. Norlean

Pete-Look at that guy

Chloe-I know, this is going to be interesting

Mr. N-Ok ok, I'm your new teacher. You all probably want to start making jokes, and giving me trouble, but I'm staying for a while, and if you do choose to push me, your grade and dignity will be hurt, not me. Clear?

He looked at all the students with inspecting eyes.

Mr. N-I know math, and that's what I'm here to teach, not manors. We don't want to get behind, were did your teacher leave off?

Clark-Chapter 7-4, Slopes

Mr. N-You must be Mr. Kent? She told me a lot about you, said you had a gift for math? I'll be challenging that gift of yours Clark

Clark looked worried, as if he was talking about his `secret'. Mr. N turned threw his book to the chapter.

Mr. N-Oh yes, slopes. This is a simple concept. Listen and you will learn

(End of class) bell rings.

Mr. N-Ok, page 432, 1 threw 15, 17 threw 24, and do 27 and 28! You are dismissed. -- Clark, can I talk to you for a minute?

Clark-Yeah, what do you need?

Mr. N-I will expect you to do 1 threw 28

Clark looked disappointed, even though it was not a big deal.

Mr. N-I said I'm going to push you, and I want to see what you can do. If you do have the gift of math, there are so many career choices for you out there. I'm helping you

Clark-Yeah, thank you

Mr. N-Oh, and Clark?

Clark turned around back to him

Mr. N-Tell your mother that Bill Norlean is in town?

Clark-Yeah, sure

Mr. N gave him an admiring look.

Hallways after school

Chloe-What did that new teacher want?

Clark-Oh, just wants me to tell my mom he said hi

Chloe-He creeps me out

Clark-He doesn't seem that bad actually

Pete-Teachers pet

Clark-Hardly

The three laugh at Clark. Their cheeriness stops when they hear a couple yelling at each other a few yards down the hall. It was Lana and Whitney. The words from Whitney were very strict, sounding like a father yelling at his daughter's boyfriend. Lana's voice was almost the same. She was very mad. Some of it might have been fear of all the attention they were getting. Though she was popular, she was very insecure.

Lana-Nothing Whitney

Whitney-You...I don't know! Why -- how could you do this to me!

Lana-I didn't do anything

Whitney-Do you think I'm blind? Or, or stupid Lana?

Lana-No, you are making a big deal of nothing!

Whitney-Nothing...nothing...

Lana-There is nothing there Whitney

With that she turned around and walked away. Of course, she bumps into our friend Clark.

Clark-You ok Lana?

Lana was in tears. She gave a stare into his eyes, and kept walking. It wasn't like she didn't want to talk to him, she wanted to get out of school.

Chloe-That didn't look good

Clark-I wonder what that was

Pete-What ever it was, wasn't good

Chloe-Ok, I have to finish some things at the torch

Pete-Ok

Chloe-Maybe we can meet up at the Beanery at sevenish?

Clark-I'll see ya there

Pete-Yep

Chloe-Buy guys

Chloe and Clark had a `I will miss you, talk to you later' kind of kiss. They looked at each other softly, and then separated from each other's arms.

Kent Farm

Clark was walking down the driveway, but he stops when he sees Lana slouching over a fence. He was looking for the words to say to her. He knew the fight was going to be hard on Lana. But he was going to be a good friend, and he marched over.

Clark-Lana?

Lana-Clark, hey. Sorry about today in the hall...

Clark-You just needed to run away

Lana-Yeah

Clark-I know how that is, I remember I did that one night, and I gained a new friend for it

Lana-That night before homecoming

Clark-Yeah

Lana-You never told me why you were there

Clark smiled at her but felt uncomfortable about talking about what he found out that night

Clark-You -- you ok?

Lana-No

Clark-You going to tell me?

Lana-When I know what's wrong

Clark-You and Whitney got in a fight?

Lana-Yeah

Clark-Anything I can do?

Lana-Listen?

Clark-I listen a lot more then people think

Lana-Its weird. It's like...

Clark-Its like having something everyone but you wants

Lana-Yeah, it used to be my childhood dream, being with a guy like Whitney

Clark-I find that hard to believe. You were thinking of guys when you were five?

Lana laughs...she is recalls a memory.

Lana-When I was that old, I ran around with my red baby blanket tied around my neck like a cape. I always dreamed of being some hero

Clark smiled at her

Lana-I pretended to run really fast, fly, see threw walls...

Clark-I know how that is

Clark looks down with his shoulders slumped. He never really realized how much some people wish they could do what he could. Lana bumps into him a little.

Lana-What was your dream?

Clark-Keep this one a secret?

Lana-Yeah

Clark-I always wanted to set the record for the fastest runner on Earth

Lana giggles a little.

Lana-Really? You don't look like a sprinter

Clark-I'm faster then most people think

Lana-Why aren't you in track then?

Clark-Well, um -- my Dad...

Lana-Oh yeah, the farm

They share a glance. Clark saw that see still didn't feel much better. Lana noticed that he was looking a little too happy to be the Clark Kent she knew.

Lana-How are you and Chloe?

Clark-Great! I never thought I'd like her like that...until I took a look at her

Lana-I'm really happy for you

Clark-Thanks

Lana-So why don't I act happy?

Clark-Your upset about Whitney

Lana-No, that's not it

She looks at him and slowly stumbles away down the driveway. Clark had his mouth open ready to say something, but she looked like she just wanted to run off again.

Clark-Yeah, its so cool to see threw walls

Clark hears the yelling voice of his father

Mr. Kent-Clark, your chores aren't doing them selves!

With that, Clark ran to the barn.

Beanery

The three best friends are in their favorite table. Clark and Pete had coffee, and Chloe had a café latte.

Chloe-Oh great! Look at the time

Clark-What's wrong?
Chloe-My dad said I had to be home by eight. If I'm not home he will make you dodge bullets! (Smiles)

Pete-Ha! You better hurry up then, for Clark's sake

Clark-See you later Chloe

The kiss in the booth, and Chloe slides out

Chloe-Later

Chloe leaves the Beanery

Pete-Wow, it's getting late! Maybe we should be off soon

Clark-Yeah lets go

The two leave their seats and start to walk out. They pass Mr. N

Mr. N-Oh, hello Clark

Clark-Hi

Pete-Hi teach, we got to get going

Mr. N-Sorry, Clark, can you sit down for a while?

Clark slides in the booth.

Clark-I'll se you tomorrow Pete

Mr. N-Do you hang around here often?

Clark-Yeah, just about every night

Mr. N-You are dating Miss. Sullivan?

Clark-Yeah

Mr. N-How long?

Clark felt odd talking to an unattractive teacher about his girlfriend.

Clark-Not that long

Mr. N-How long have you known her?

Clark-My whole life in Smallville

Mr. N-You weren't born in Smallville?

Clark-No, I was adopted

Mr. N-I like it here. I used to live here, and my dad had to move for his job in Metropolis.

I'm also upset about a Luthor staying in this town.

Clark-Lex is my best friend

Mr. N-Really? How did that happen?

Clark-Long story

Mr. N-He is trouble

Clark-He's a nice guy.

Clark looks at the weird color of Mr. N's coffee

Clark-What do you drink here?

Mr. N-I just recently grew a liking for it, here, have a taste

Clark-No, that's ok

Mr. N-Oh come on Clark, I didn't poison it

Clark thought it was ridiculous, but he liked this teacher. He grabbed it and took a few gulps, not realizing how thirsty he was. He slowly swallowed the last sip, and gave him back the cup. Just then, Lex walks on over.

Lex-Hey Clark

Clark-What was that?

Mr. N-Coffee with a lot of gin

He seemed to find it funny, but Clark looked extremely worried. Lex observed this look.

Clark-It was what?

Mr. N-Just some gin Clark, don't worry about it, you will be fine. Lex?

Clark-I can't have that stuff

Lex-You had gin?

Mr. N-It was a few sips

Lex-I don't know who you are, but...

Mr. N-I'm Mr. Norlean, Clarks new math teacher. I didn't think you would, but I'm sure you remember my best friend, Tom Sparker? The one that died....

Lex gave a look that was pure evil, with some sacredness in his eyes.

Lex-A teacher giving a student alcohol? I could take this to court

Mr. N-Look, he's fine

Lex-Clark?

Clark-I need to get home

Lex-Come on

Clark-I'll be fine

Lex-You think your parents will want to know that there son is walking home drunk?

Clark-I'm not drunk

Lex-You can still become very sick

Clark gets up and starts to walk out

Lex-The black car right out front, and that's that

Mr. N-Lex!

Lex turns around to him

Lex-you don't say a thing about him in this town, got it?

Lex's (nice) Car

Clark has his head in his hands leaning forward. He looks up superfast. Luckily Lex had his eyes on his blind spot.

Lex-Clark, you feeling ok yet?

Clark-Not really, I'm a littledizzy

Lex-What was that?

Clark-Sorry, justnotfeelingthatgood

Lex-Either you are really sick, you're your talking to fast

Clark-What?

Lex-You must be really sick, just keep your head down Clark

Clark moves his head back down to his knees super fast. Once again, Lex wasn't looking at him. Clark didn't seem to notice what he just did. His movements are really fast.

Lex-We are almost home Clark

Clark-Whyareyoutalkingsoslow

Lex-What?

Clark just got a hint of what was going on. He looked out the window and saw the car going unusually slow (especially for Lex being the driver). He remembered when he first had alcohol. He was about nine, and thought his dad's beer was a pop. For the whole day he didn't have a sense of when he was in regular and speed mode. Now that he is older, it wasn't as easy to be fooled. Clark slowly moved. He thought if he moved slow, he would look somewhat normal.

Clark-Can you drop me off here?

Lex-Why, it's only about another half mile...

Clark-I need air

Lex-Just keep talking to me. What are you doing tomorrow night?

It was very hard to understand Lex when he was talking about three times slower.

Clark-Probably just staying at home

Lex-You guys don't leave the house much do you?

Clark-Not really

Lex-Well, maybe tomorrow you can enjoy a night out of the house.

Clark couldn't understand the tone of Lex's voice, but he didn't care. He wanted to get out of that car. He saw the KENT FARM Sign, and knew it was almost over.

Lex-Clark, you're home, need help?

Clark-No, I think I can make it to the door

Lex-Get out kid

Lex said that very humorously, like a joke. Clark could not tell.

Clark-What was that?

Lex-I was just kidding Clark, now get inside. I'll make a few phone calls about that teacher.

Clark-Thanks Lex

Just when Clark shut the door (accidentally a little too hard) Lex started off. Clark just stood there until Lex was out of site, and he ran in the house.

Clark-Mom, Dad?

Clark grabbed a pen and a piece of paper and started to write. It seemed forever until they came in the room. Clark grabbed a wash rag and damped it with warm water. He ran over to the couch, and laid down with the cloth on his head. His parents see the note.

Mrs. Kent-Why are you in such a hurry Clark? -- Clark?

Mr. Kent-What does this say?

They read the note and looked at each other.

Mr. Kent-Lets let him sleep on that couch for a while, and see how he is in the morning

Mrs. Kent-You don't think we should put him up in bed?

Mr. Kent-It looks like he is already comfortable. This will be one long night for him

Mrs. Kent looks at the note again.

Mrs. Kent-Bill Norlean?

Mr. Kent-That name is familiar

Mrs. Kent-He moved to Metropolis when I was in High School, I used to date him

Mr. Kent-I remember him, he used to live here in Smallville

Mrs. Kent-Wonder why he is here, and giving our son alcohol

Clark felt a fly land on him nose. He walked over to retrieve the green fly swatter. He laid back down with it in hand. Clark hears the fly is back, and spots him on the coffee table. When the fly least expected it...SMACK!!!

Clark-Stupid fly

He put the fly swatter on the table, and laid back down.

Lex's Mansion

Victoria walks in the library with Lex sitting at his desk.

Victoria-Where were you?

Lex-I had to give Clark I ride home; some teacher of his gave him a drink

Victoria-Why are you so nice to him?

Lex-Its an interest

Victoria-In what?

Lex paused.

Lex-Tomorrow I'll find out what you saw in that cellar

Victoria-How?

Lex-I'll sneak around

Victoria-Do you have a plan?

Lex-Not really

Victoria-Why is this boy so important to you?

Lex-He has secrets

Victoria-What will you do when you find them out?

Lex-Not your concern

Victoria-Oh come on Lex, let me in on what you know?

Lex smiles

Lex-No

Victoria-Oh, fine then

Victoria grabs him and they kiss (Ewwwww)

Next morning, the Kent Farm

Clark wakes up, feeling much better.

Clark-Mom, hi

Mrs. Kent-About time you woke up, we are leaving for the farmers market soon

Clark-I hope I didn't scare you last night

Mrs. Kent-Its ok Clark, go wash up

Clark-Be down in a minute

Clark walks upstairs. Mrs. Kent looks at the table and notices the green fly swatter isn't put away. She picked it up and put it back on its hook by the phone.

Mrs. Kent-Good old fly swatter

Mr. Kent walks in

Mrs. Kent-Martha, is Clark up and ready?

Mrs. Kent-Almost

Mr. Kent-Is he ok?

Mrs. Kent-He looked fine to me. I just don't know how he could have controlled himself in front of Lex

Mr. Kent-A good thing he did

Mrs. Kent gives him an angry look. Clark comes down the stairs with that blue t-neck sweater he wore in Hug.

Clark-I'm ready (And he is looking good!)

Kent Truck

Mr. Kent is driving, Mrs. Kent is in the middle, and Clark is slouched on the passenger's side.

Mrs. Kent-Are you sure your ok Clark?

Clark-Yeah I'm fine, just thinking

Mrs. Kent-About what?

Clark-I don't know, Stuff,--Chloe

Mr. Kent-Is she meeting us there?

Clark-Yeah

Clark leans his head against the window and looks like he is trying to get a quick half nap. POP! The front left tire was totally destroyed. They were going over a small bridge over land. The car spun out and burst threw the rails. The car tipped upside down, and landed on the top on the grass. Clark finally woke up when they were falling. In panic, he just sat in his seat, almost forgetting it won't hurt him. When they hit the ground, Clark looked at his parents.

Clark-Mom, mom! Dad?

Mr. Kent-I'm fine son. Get out of here and call the paramedics.

Clark-I'm not leaving you and mom

Mr. Kent-You can't let them know you were here

Some Smallvillian came across the accident. He pulled over and grabbed his cell phone.

Clark-I could have done something dad

Mr. Kent-No you couldn't

Clark-How can you say that! I can run super fast, see threw walls, lift cars over my head, and float! What do you mean I couldn't have done anything

Mr. Kent-This is no time for an argument. You better leave now son

Smallvillian Person-Is everyone all right?

Clark-My parents

Smallvillian Person-I called 911, they will be here soon, are they alive?

Clark-Yeah, my mom is out of it though

Smallvillian Person-Were you in the car?

Clark-Um, no. I was walking home, and I saw them

Smallvillian Person-I was going to say--

The cars pull up. Skip all this stuff, Mr. and Mrs. Kent are on stretchers. Whitney so happens to pass them, and he pulls over.

Cop Bob-Clark, your parents will be fine

Clark-Yeah

Cop Bob-Do you know what happened?

Clark-Not really

Cop Bob-We think it had to do something with one of the tires

Clark-Can I go with them to the hospital?

Cop Bob-I'm -- I'm afraid not. Their conditions are critical enough not to have any other passengers in the trucks.

Clark-Bet what am I going to do?

Cop Bob-Don't worry, just go home. We will call you when it is ok to stop by. It's just not good to wait in the lobby all day

Clark nods at him and turns around. He sees Whitney walking to him.

Whitney-Clark, are you ok?

Clark-Yeah, my parents were in an accident

Whitney-Are they ok?

Clark-Yeah, I think they will be fine. What -- what are you doing here?

Whitney-I was actually on my way to your house

Clark-Why?

Whitney-I wanted to talk to you, do you need a ride home?

Clark-Yeah, thanks

Kent living room

Clark is sitting in a chair, and Whitney is on the couch.

Whitney-I need your help Clark

Clark-With what?

Whitney-As you probably know, Lana and me -- got in a fight

Clark-You want to tell me to lay off of her or something?

Whitney-Actually, I was wondering if you could talk to her

Clark-What do you want me to say?

Whitney-I love her Clark, I can't stand being away from her

Clark-If you really feel that why, you should show her that

Whitney- If you don't want to help, I'll understand. I have been the biggest jerk to you...

Clark-I'll help, but I won't promise anything

Whitney gets up and walks to look at some pictures near the corner

Whitney-I understand why Lana is such a close friend of yours

Clark throws him a charming smile. Whitney was looking on the floor in the corner.

Whitney-Hey Kent, what happened here?

Whitney was referring to a breaking hole in the floor. He walked to it and ran his fingers past it.

Clark-I don't know

Whitney-Looks like it came from the basement

Clark-Yeah, it does

Clark completely forgot about that. He looked a little shocked because he didn't know he broke the floor. Whitney was acting to be very interested cause he was uncomfortable being nice to Clark.

Whitney-Its like someone tried to punch threw it

Clark-Yeah

Whitney-Well, I better get going, thanks Clark

Clark-Uh, no problem

As Whitney left, he threw himself on the couch. He was so angry with himself for what happened to his parents. Once again, he puts himself for blame he had no control over. He couldn't understand why he couldn't wait in the lobby of the hospital. He looked at the phone thinking to call Chloe, but didn't feel like complaining to anybody. Though it would be nice to hold someone. He sprung up and ran out the door for Chloe's. In a few seconds he approached her front door. He knocked softly on it. No one answered. He figured they would be in town, so he made his way.

Sidewalks of downtown Smallville

Clark is walking alone looking for anyone he can talk to. He finally sees a face he always enjoyed seeing, Lana.

Clark-Hey, Lana?

Lana-Oh, hi Clark, are you ok?

Clark-Oh yeah, I'll be fine

Lana-How about your parents?

Clark-I don't know, I couldn't go with them

Lana-That's to bad, what are you doing here?

Clark-I needed to get out of the house

Lana-Yeah, me to, I'm still upset about Whitney

Clark-And you will be until you talk to him

Lana looked puzzled.

Clark-I talked to him today, and--

Lana-Whitney came to you?

Clark-Yeah. He drove past the accident and drove me home, we talked for a while after that

Lana-What did he say?

Clark-He loves you, Lana. He's not upset with you, but with himself

Lana-I can't believe Whitney came up to you

Clark-I couldn't at first either, but he did. He really cares for you

Lana looked happy

Clark-You need to talk to him

Lana-I know, I know that. It's just...

Clark-Its hard to come up with the right words?

Lana-Yeah, that's it.

Clark-It won't be as hard as you think

Lana-Thanks Clark, I think I need to talk to him

Clark-No problem, that's why I'm here right?

Lana-I'm glad you are

Clark smiles as she walks by. Now back on track, he needed to find Chloe of Pete or...

Lex-Hi Clark

Clark-Hi Lex, what are you doing?

Lex-Just putting some money in the bank

Clark looked very distracted. He was glad he had found someone to talk to, but it wasn't the person he had in mind.

Lex-Anything bothering you?

Clark-Just a while ago my parents...

Lex-What happened?

Clark-They got in a car accident

Lex-Are they ok?

Clark-I don't know

Lex-Where are they?

Clark-The hospital, I wasn't allowed to go with them. The sheriff told me to just go home and they will call when I can see them

Lex-Want a lift?

Clark-Home?

Lex-To your parents

Clark-Yeah, thanks

Lex's mansion

Lex walks to Victoria

Lex-This is to perfect

Victoria-What?

Lex-All three of them are out for the night, in the hospital

Victoria-So what are you waiting for?

Lex gave her that look (yeah...)

Victoria-I still don't know why you couldn't hire someone to do this

Lex-I want to see it for myself

Victoria-It still puzzles me, you doing this

Lex-Why?

Victoria-A rich man breaks into a barn to find what a poor boy is hiding

Lex turned around and left threw the large wooden doors. Victoria's phone rings, and she answers it.

Victoria-Hello?

Sir Harry-Hi sweet heart, how is it coming?

Victoria-He just left

Sir Harry-Good, good

Victoria-I better hurry with the call though. It will take Clark more then four minuets to get back home

Sir Harry-Splendid

She hangs up, and dials

Victoria-Hello, Smallville Medical Hospital?

Kent Farm

Lex pulls up with his lights off into the driveway. He gets out of his car and sneaks over to the barn...

Lex-Come on come on...where are you....

He opens doors, looking inside, determined to find...

Lex-Here it is!

He looks for a light switch.

Lex-Come on light...

Lex takes another step in, and once again can't find the light switch. He steps out.

Lex-I have a flashlight in my car

Lex turns around to go off to his car when Clark zips around the corner, and stopped right in front of Lex.