-1Chapter One: Destiny Island

D/C I don't own Kingdom Hearts, but I wish I do.

A/N: Go easy on me. I thought, since I love KH so much, why don't I tell everyone how it all really went down.

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"Sora…? Sora? Sora! Wake your ass up! We got work to do! Remember?" Kairi kicks sand on Sora's face while he lays on the ground day dreaming.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sora screams in a high pitched voice while running around in circles. "There's sand in my eyes! There's sand in my eyes! AHHHHHH!" Sora runs down the pier and jumps off the ledge. Sora returns to Kairi drenched in water. He looks at her, as she puts on more purple eye liner. "Why did you do that for?" He starts crying.

"Because, you BOYS are so stupid!" She punches Sora in the eye. He runs away crying.

"Hey Kairi!" Kairi looks towards the door. Rikku closes… er… covers the entrance to his house with a thin sheet. Kairi stares at his buff, shirtless form as he lifts up a log from the ground without effort. She drools a bit as he walks slowly to her.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Sora starts poking Kairi from behind. Kairi screams while swinging her arms around, knocking out Sora in the process.

"I've been having these weird thoughts lately.

Like is any of this real… or not?"

Opening theme (happens exactly like it does in the game)

Sora wakes up standing on top of a tower, with the floor decorated in what he only could see in yellow stained windows.

The decisions you make will alter your fate.

A mysterious voice from the air sounds, scaring Sora in the process.

"Wh-who the fuck are you?" Sora pisses himself. "Whoops…" Sora blushes.

Move the Left Analog Stick foward to walk. Move it all the way forward to run.

Sora becomes confused and yells, "What the fuck is a Left Analog Stick?" No answer. "Fine, I'll move…" Sora takes a few steps. The voice comes back.

Press 'O' to jump.

"Ooookay?" Sora jumps, the glass below him breaks. "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!" Sora lands on another tower, this time, it was pink stained-windows.

"That is the last time I take orders from a mysterious voice." Sora gets up and pats his shorts. The voice comes back making Sora fall. He covers his head with his hands.

Choose your destiny.

From the ground, three small pillars appear, with a sword, a wand, and a shield appearing on them.

"Choose my destiny? What the hell is he talking about….."

Look kid, I really don't have time, just pick the sword first then the shield so you can fight the heartless and lose and wake up back with Rikku and Kairi.

Sora begins to slump forward as he walks toward the sword. The sword disappears, he then walks to the shield. The shield disappears. The sword magically reappears in Sora's hands.

Are you sure this is the path you wish to choose? You better say yes, kid, or I'll come down there and beat the shit out of you!

Sora whimpers, "Okay, mister, please don't hurt me. I'm sure that this is the path I want." The glass shatters again. "Not again. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Sora lands on yet another tower, with blue-stained windows. "Ok, what now?" Heartless begin to come out of the ground and surround Sora. He starts yelling, "Hey, mysterious voice, what the fuck am I suppose to do here?" The voice responds.

Kill them, what do I care? You got to press 'X' to do so. … fuck-head!

Sora shrugs, suddenly he starts moving and slicing through the heartless. He hit's the last one, a box appears. He picks it up. "Potion?" Sora shrugs again. The ground begins to shake. "No! Please don't shatter!" He starts to pet the ground, hopping that t he glass won't break. The shaking stops. "That was a close call." Sora gets up, he slowly turns around to see a Blackheart staring him down. "Oh shit!" Sora pisses himself… again. He turns complete pale white.

"Umm, mister voice? A little help?"

Fuck you, kid! You're on your own. Loser.

Sora laughs nervously as the Blackheart creeps closer to Sora. Sora faints.

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Sora wakes up. Kairi's standing over him, smiling. He gets up as he keeps his focus on her. He slaps her.

"Why are you making fun of me, bitch!" Sora suddenly falls on the ground, shielding his crouch with his hands.

"You sure know how to treat those you love, you sorry-ass loser!" Kairi, picks up Sora, "Now come on. I wasn't making fun of you." She hugs Sora. "I was admiring your day dreaming." Sora sniffs. He slowly moves his hands over her right breast. She removes his hands and walks away. He smiles.

"Hey, Sora." Sora turns around. "Will you lend me a hand?"

"Sure, Rikku." Sora runs to Rikku. "What is it, buddy?" Rikku begins to look around.

"I forgot. Maybe I'll remember. Hey, let's go to the 'Spot'." Sora nods.

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Rikku, an Sora are sitting on the Paopu fruit tree.

"Sora, have you ever thought about what lies beyond the ocean?" Rikku stands up on the branch.

"Sometimes. Why?"

"I want to get out of here. You, me, Kairi, if she packs. We'll go out, and see different worlds. What do you say?" Sora ponders.

"Yeah, sure, Rikku." Rikku picks out a Paopu fruit from the tree.

"They say that if two people share a Paopu, they're fates will become one. I want to share one with you, Sora." Sora jumps.

"What?" Sora starts to panic.

"I said I want to share one with you." Rikku sits next to Sora, he puts his hand on Sora's leg, "Now kiss me, you fool!" Sora falls off the tree and runs away to Kairi's house.

It suddenly goes dark.

"Kairi?" Sora begins to look around the room to see Kairi missing. There's a note on the table.

Sora, I know you come here at night and do some of the most perverted things with my clothes. Meet me in the secret place and I will put an end to all of it.

3 Kairi.

Sora shrugs. He runs out of the house and pass the waterfall. He slowly crawls through the little space available. At the end he could see Kairi, and he rushes.

"I'm here… what are you going to do?" Sora looks at Kairi, she turns around and faces Sora. She walks closer to Sora, he starts to walk back, soon, he is pinned to the wall with Kairi in front of him.

"Something that we should have done a long time ago." She garbs him and kisses Sora.

They stop. "Wow, tha-that was my fir-first kiss with th-the lips, and th-the tongue, that was your tongue."

Kairi looks at Sora as he blushes and tries to hid his erection. "I see that I don't have to work much to get you going. Now, we could have a little more fun back at my place. I'll see you there." Kairi leaves. Sora exit's the cave and sees that the island is being torn apart. The sky is filled with darkness. He looks over to the bridge that leads to the 'spot', he sees that Kairi is heading there. So he runs over there too. As soon as he gets to the 'spot', a strong wind is sucking Kairi back in to the cave, Sora tries to catch her, but she just goes right through him. He continues to walk. He sees Rikku.

"What are you doing, Rikku?" Rikku laughs.

"I am not afraid of the dark." A large black cloud forms underneath Rikku and starts to pull him in. Sora jumps inside in hopes to save Rikku.

"Rikku…"

The mysterious voice comes back.

It is time, Keyblade Master.

Sora jumps out of the cloud wielding the Kingdom Key. He slashes through the heartless like it was nothing. He turns around, the Blackheart has returned to finish Sora. Sora jumps and swings at the giant heartless. As soon as the blade collides with the heartless , a vortex appears in the sky, sucking up everything on the island.

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I hope you guys liked it. I know, it was kinda long, but hey, I skipped a lot. I did so because, well, its long enough.

R&R please.