Buttered Muffin
Allow Me, Your Boyfriend
Happy Birthday, Naruto!
Composed by: iKoffeeholic
iKoffeeholic's Word:
Naruto, if you're reading this, just know that you've brought me the best years of my otaku life. You will always be that friend that I can look up to so I can find my way—like a ninja. SO BELIEVE IT!
Buttered Muffin
It's a special morning at Konoha University. Why special? Today is a birthday—Naruto Uzumaki's.
"Naruto! Get up!" shouts his roommate/boyfriend.
The blond is still tired. "I don't have classes till nine! Let me sleep, Sasu…"
Sasuke shakes his head and smiles. With that, he decides to approach is love's beside to wake him. "Naruto, today isn't just any day," the raven whispers lovingly.
"Unnnn…" the blond groans in response. "What, teme?"
Sasuke takes Naruto's hand and puts a soft kiss on it. "Your birthday, dobe. Now get up and eat your ramen before it gets cold."
Ramen, as we all know, is something Naruto much adores. He throws back his orange blanket and rushes to the kitchen table where his breakfast was. Before he can even insert a single noodle in his mouth, the plastic chopsticks are snatched up by another hand. This hand belongs to Sasuke.
"Let me feed you," he demanded suggestively.
The blond doesn't like being fed ramen; he likes to feed himself. But this is Sasuke in front of him. "Fine, teme. Feed me right." Naruto parted his lips and let his raven nourish him. He started with the fishcake, then the eggs and shrimp, and the noodles. The blond took in every bite with a smile.
"Now let me finish it off!" says Naruto, taking the chopsticks away.
Sasuke smirks his signature smirk, and then he fetches the icing on the cake, well…the muffin. "It's an orange-walnut muffin, your favourite," he tells Naruto.
"Teme, it's missing something!" Sasuke stares at him confused. What can he have possibly missed?
"The butter! Butter my muffin, teme!" Naruto whines.
Sasuke gives Naruto another, yet sexier smirk. "I'll butter your muffin, dobe. Nice and hard and as long as you want me to." He takes some margarine on a knife and playfully spreads it over the muffin. He dabs a little on Naruto's whiskers.
"I said butter the muffin, not me!"
Sasuke finally produces a laugh. "Happy twenty-third birthday, Naruto. I love you."
"I love you too, Sasuke," Naruto replies. "Now how about that sex?"
iKoffeeholic's Word:
Not this time boys. Have a nice October, guys! Check out The Beginning of the End of Naruto Uzumaki.