Naru VS. Akatsuki
Akatsuki: you has Kyuubi right
Naru-chan: hey hey akatsukis'
Naru-chan: yes
Akatsuki: can i has it
Akatsuki: plz
Akatsuki: i are need it
Akatsuki: for my jobz
Naru-chan: no!
Akatsuki: ...you is means
Akatsuki: why you mean to akatsuki
Naru-chan: look whos talkin
Naru-chan: XD
Akatsuki: /sob
Naru-chan: hugtacklglom
Akatsuki: whaaa?
Akatsuki: kyuubi hug akatsuki?
Akatsuki: madness
Akatsuki: !
Naru-chan: haha XD
Akatsuki: sparta
Naru-chan: kyuubi likes naru so naru wont give up kyuubi and naru likes kyuubi too. see?
Naru-chan: madness
Akatsuki: but akatsuki need kyuubi so we can has world domination!
Akatsuki: sparta
Naru-chan: but if you have world domination you will destroy naru!
Akatsuki: no we will just has world domination and uhh we will has happyness
Naru-chan: but naru will still be desytroyed (btw talking as naru is 3rd person)
Akatsuki: no we will let naru live we just has to has kyuubi nn
Akatsuki: so you give akatsuki kyuubi nao?
Naru-chan: will you concince sasu-chan to be with naru-chan in love forever?!
Naru-chan: convince
Akatsuki: uhh well we has no wait had itachi so we could has if sasu had not killed itachi
Naru-chan: brb
Akatsuki: k
Naru-chan: naru ish back
Akatsuki: hi naru
Akatsuki: can we has kyuubi nao?
Naru-chan: sasu killed tachi already
Naru-chan: no deal yet
Akatsuki: yes
Akatsuki: we no has itachi now
Akatsuki: hm
Akatsuki: /sob
Naru-chan: and i still need some love from sasu-chan cause naru chan love no one else and no one else loves naru chan
Akatsuki: plz we is sad cause we no has lots of people anymore can we just has kyuubi so we no has sadness anymore? ((((
Akatsuki: if you needs love from sasu chan but sasuchan love you why you need us make sasuchan love you
Naru-chan: cause naru doesnt think sasu likes naru-chan that way
Akatsuki: well then tie him down and force him to loves you
Akatsuki: it works. we know.
Naru-chan: but naru chan thinks thats wrong
Akatsuki: well but if you loves sasuchan you should has his love however you want
Naru-chan: but sasu chan hairs naru chan
Akatsuki: hairs?
Akatsuki: what does this hair means
Naru-chan: hates
Naru-chan:
Akatsuki: ohs
Naru-chan: (lol)
Akatsuki: wells. if you force sasuchan to love naruchan he no hates then he has love!
Akatsuki: so therefore we can has kyuubi now
Akatsuki: plz
Naru-chan: but sasu chan wont be haooy to force to be loveing someone
Naru-chan: hes too emo
Naru-chan: no i take that back
Naru-chan: he wont love me if i make fun of him
Akatsuki: but sasuchan UKE. he supposed to be forced
Naru-chan: b-b-but Naru chan was only seme once and that's with this
Naru-chan: naru chan has no expereince
Akatsuki: but sasuchan has uke in his name. sasUKE, yes? if sasuchan uke, naruchan seme. and naruchan can learn
Akatsuki: akatsuki can teach
Naru-chan: how?!
Naru-chan: o0o0oo0 yes lets! please!
Akatsuki: ok who in akatsuki teach naruchan?
Naru-chan: ugh... Tobi!
Akatsuki: but tobi is a good boy
Naru-chan: but naru-chan always things the 'good boys' are tthe most secretive and has least chance of getting caught cause they're so innocent
Akatsuki: ok tobichan will be naruchans uke
Akatsuki: go learn now
Akatsuki: then we can has kyuubi, right?
Naru-chan: eww but naru chan only wants to experience this with sasu chan
Akatsuki: but you said you want to learn
Akatsuki: and we has want for kyuubi
Naru-chan: but wont naru chan's pretty lines that accent his face go away?
Akatsuki: no, gaachan kept his coon-tastic eyes, did he not? and he no has shukaku now
Naru-chan: but that from sleep deprivation is it not?
Akatsuki: ...no was shukaku
Naru-chan: nu uh1!!
Akatsuki: WAS SHUKAKU YOU NO ARGUE WITH AKATSUKI
Naru-chan: TTTT you make naru-chan cry!!
Akatsuki: can we steal kyuubi while naruchan cry?
Naru-chan: nuu!! cries more
Akatsuki: but we need kyuubi!!
Naru-chan: what do i get out of it?!
Naru-chan: i eman naru chan
Akatsuki: you get... a hug
Akatsuki: and you can has tobi? we no want him
Akatsuki: or you can has your choice of any other akatsuki
Naru-chan: Naru-chan don't want Tobi. He's stupid
Akatsuki: naruchan made tobi cry
Akatsuki: meanie
Akatsuki: give kyuubi to make tobi not cry
Naru-chan: Tobi made naruchan cry first!
Naru-chan: what about naruchan
Akatsuki: tobi no make naruchan cry!
Naru-chan: yea!!
Akatsuki: can we just has kyuubi? we no like to argue with naruchan
Akatsuki: yea we can has?!
Naru-chan: but naru chan is sad...he will become uke again
Naru-chan: no!
Akatsuki: so sasuchan seme!?
Akatsuki: sasUKE seme?!
Naru-chan: yea!
Akatsuki: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Naru-chan: naru chan only make threats when series -debayo!
Akatsuki: itachi say sasuchan always uke though!
Naru-chan: not with naru chan
Akatsuki: but sasuchan is uke!!
Akatsuki: no mess with life!!
Naru-chan: too late!! you made naru chan angry!
Akatsuki: well if naruchan angry will naruchan go kyuubi? more easy for akatsuki to take kyuubi if naruchan foxy
Naru-chan: no naru chan can conrtol kyuu-chan. the only time naru-chan is seme in bed is when hes angry and kyuu-chan comes out
Akatsuki: why naruchan tell akatsuki this. akatsuki not need to know this
Akatsuki: so naruchan UKE?!
Naru-chan: yes naru chan UKE!
Akatsuki: sasuchan not UKE?! sasUKE not UKE?!
Akatsuki: it are madness!!
Naru-chan: is sparta!!
Naru-chan: SasuSEME
Akatsuki: no just is madness!!
Akatsuki: no sasUKE
Naru-chan: aww TTTT
Akatsuki: how that work though if sasUKE is always uke and naruchan always uke?
Naru-chan: nooo naru isnt WLWAYS uke
Naru-chan: alway
Naru-chan: always
Akatsuki: ok but sasuchan is ALWAYS UKE BECAUSE SASUCHAN sasUKE!! and naruchan SOMETIMES uke what happen when sasuchan and naruchan are uke?!
Naru-chan: they get sexually frustrated XD
Akatsuki: ffffff
Akatsuki: ffffffffff
Akatsuki: akatsuki mentally scarred
Naru-chan: haah xD
Akatsuki: (but not really)
Naru-chan: good naru chan was gonna see
Naru-chan: say
Akatsuki: naruchan gonna see the light and realize it right to give kyuubi right?!
Akatsuki: or naruchan gonna say "o hay akatsuki guyz you can has kyuubi"
Naru-chan: nope! wrond again!
Naru-chan: naru chan advises you never to go on a game show
Akatsuki: oh an naruchan make akatsuki guy zetsu cry with mean names like aloe vera
Akatsuki: why not you can has money prizes when on game show and akatsuki guy kakuzu heart money!!
Naru-chan: cause your not good guessers!
Akatsuki: ok so we not go on that kind of game show
Naru-chan: what kind of game show then?
Akatsuki: the kind where you has to has smarts and know answers
Naru-chan: like are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Akatsuki: yes cause we is much smarter than small person of grade 5!!
Naru-chan Well you best be cause I sighned you up for that your on tomorrow
Akatsuki: ok we is studing now then!!
Akatsuki: quiz akatsuki
Naru-chan: ugh What's the best food in the world?!
Akatsuki: sugar!!
Akatsuki: anything wif shugar
Naru-chan: no! Ramen !! you will never survive this game!
Akatsuki: but thats your opinion naruchan!!
Naru-chan: but im the judge! Thats how you play isnt it?
Akatsuki: ...no
Akatsuki: (i dont reallly watch the show so i dont know xD)
Naru-chan: awww looks down at feet in dissapoitmen
Naru-chan: (mean either)(i used to)
Akatsuki: (i watch it sometimes, if theres nothing else on)
Naru-chan: (lol k. back too the story)
Akatsuki: akatsuki sorry naruchan sad, but can we has kyuubi nao
Naru-chan: nu uh
Akatsuki: why not?
Naru-chan: soon maybe, 'cant blieve naru chan just said that' hits head on wall
Akatsuki: yayyyy
Naru-chan: lol...try some more to convice me
Akatsuki: akatsuki getting kyuuubbbbii 3333
Akatsuki: ok what does akatsuki has to give to get kyuubi?
Naru-chan: nuuu!! naru chan never said that!!
Akatsuki: yes yes naruchan did!!
Naru-chan: like i said before. get sasu chan to be my seme
Naru-chan: nu uh!!
Akatsuki: but sasuchan is UKE!
Naru-chan: nuu!! seme seme seme!!1
Akatsuki: if we get sasuchan to be uke can we still has kyuubi?
Naru-chan: screams seme at tops of lungs in the middle of a crowded area
Naru-chan: no naru chan wanna be uke
Akatsuki: ...why naruchan want ukeness? it not as fun
Naru-chan: yu huh!! in this case!
Naru-chan: ill give you akatsuki folk some ramen! if you di it!
Naru-chan: do
Akatsuki: akatuski no want ramen. we want kyuubi
Naru-chan: but ramen is deeeeelicious!
Akatsuki: so does akatsuki has to train sasuchan to be seme?
Akatsuki: no
Naru-chan: yes plz!
Akatsuki: ramen salt in water
Naru-chan: ew
Akatsuki: -sigh- ok who teach sasuchan to be seme?
Akatsuki: you pick
Naru-chan: uh itachi-nii!!
Akatsuki: ok uchihacest it is! but itachi no want to uke
Akatsuki: can we has an uke be uke for sasuchan?
Naru-chan: mmm that doesnt work then
Akatsuki: ukes is: deichan hidachan kisachan tobichan
Naru-chan: well i thin that might actualy be best. sasu chan can used his sharingan to learn
Naru-chan: Tachi-nii!
Akatsuki: itachi not want ukeness
Naru-chan: nuu tachi be seme and sasu chan learn by using sharingan
Akatsuki: ok where sasuchan so akatsuki can teach him
Akatsuki: ?
Naru-chan: with Tobi!
Naru-chan: and hawk/eagle w/e
Akatsuki: ok where tobi?
Akatsuki: and oh wait itachi-nii-san dead
Naru-chan: ugh in a creepy cave some where..in this room
Akatsuki: but itachi-nii-san dead so he no can be seme
Akatsuki: unless sasuchan want necrophelia?
Naru-chan: (whats that? sex with a dead poeple?)
Akatsuki: (yep. and its apparantly been legalized now)
Naru-chan: (thats pretty sad)
Naru-chan: im sure sasu chan wouldnt like that
Akatsuki: (yep. D: its only legal if the dead person has left consent though)
Akatsuki: brb
Naru-chan: (k)
Akatsuki: akatsuki come back for kyuubi in a few min
Naru-chan: (k)
Akatsuki: akatsuki back now! akatsuki finded itachi's grave and dug him up and we finded hidan's grave and got him too and now hidan asking jashin to bring itachi-nii-chan back
Naru-chan: yay!! Naru-chan ish relieved
Akatsuki: no wait hidachan is now refusing to work without his kuzuchan
Naru-chan: uh oh tears welling up in naru-chans eyes
Akatsuki: hey hey what did konoha do with kuzuchan after they autopsyed him
Akatsuki: ask tsunade
Naru-chan: they didnt get that far... they only said they were gonna autopsy on him
Akatsuki: so they never did?
Akatsuki: well wheres kuzuchan now then?
Naru-chan: there doing it now i believe
Naru-chan: i dunno
Naru-chan: so is sasu-seme yet?
Akatsuki: but it was months ago that they said they would autopsy kuzuchan... they let hidachan's kuzu just rot? TT
Akatsuki: Sniffle
Akatsuki: how rude ;-;
Naru-chan: of naru and akatsuki
Akatsuki: well get us kuzuchan and well get hidachan to bring back ita-nii-chan
Naru-chan: goes to get them comes back with them here you go!
Akatsuki: ...how you get kuzuchan so easy
Naru-chan: se-cr-et
Akatsuki: plz tell akatsuki?
Naru-chan: no can do!
Akatsuki: why nooootttt? ;-;
Naru-chan: cause you bad people
Akatsuki: also hidachan is very happy to see kuzuchans sexy face again and is now hard at work
Naru-chan: for sasu chan?!
Akatsuki: yes, to bring back ita-nii-chan for sasuchan
Naru-chan: yay lol so they can do it XD
Naru-chan: strictly perfesional!
Akatsuki: yep, now there can be uchihacest! but only for the good of the akatsuki
Naru-chan: and naru!
Akatsuki: yes but mostly akatsuki nN
Akatsuki: er i mean yes fair trade
Naru-chan 2: grins with glee
Akatsuki: o noez fishchan is freaking out about itachichan getting busy with other peoples ;-;
Naru-chan: haha fish man can go trip on a root and fall in a whole
Akatsuki: (no! i love kisachan!)
Akatsuki: naruchan made him cry! kisachan is now angry and sad
Akatsuki: he is has hysterics
Naru-chan: aww naru chan is so very sorry
Akatsuki: yes. naruchan should be sorry ;-;
Naru-chan: Naru chan is!! Naru chan promises!
Akatsuki: good! ita-nii-chan is now alive again and hunting down sasuchan
Naru-chan: okay!
Akatsuki: sasuchan is very hard to find
Akatsuki: it was easier to find the graves than him ;-;
Naru-chan: lol naru chan giggles
Akatsuki: c:
Naru-chan: D did itachi-nii find sasu-chan yet?
Akatsuki: itachi-nii-chan is still looking and now hidachan has his kuzuchan back so he is helping too
Akatsuki: yay
Naru-chan: okay ...did they fins sasu-chan nooooowww??
Akatsuki: ...no
Akatsuki: ...no wait yes!
Naru-chan: yay!!1
Akatsuki: but he doesnt want to come
Akatsuki: D:
Akatsuki: tell him to come
Naru-chan: aww TTTT sasu chan made naru chan cry more
Akatsuki: ok akatsuki well tell sasuchan he has made naruchan cry
Naru-chan: okay!
Naru-chan 2: perks up
Akatsuki: sasuchan says he are sorry and will come
Naru-chan: (that sounds wrong considerting what we were talking about before and who he with XD)
shmoobunny182: yaya sasu chan!
Naru-chan: (lol woww xD)
Naru-chan: yayyy akatsuki get kyuuubbbii!
shmoobunny182: (haha sorry XD)
Naru-chan: and heyyy heyy we getted members back too
shmoobunny182: not untill sauchan goes with naru chan!
Akatsuki: win win situation yes?
Naru-chan: awww,
shmoobunny182: fine! be that way!
Naru-chan: ok sasuchan are learning
Akatsuki: be patient young padawan
Akatsuki: brb
Naru-chan: k
Akatsuki: also if you got that last refrence you win
Akatsuki: nN
Naru-chan: (i dont0
Naru-chan: (i looked it up)
Akatsuki: (so you has knowledge of my refrence now? nn)
Naru-chan: (yup)
Akatsuki: (yay star warz)
Naru-chan: lol
Naru-chan: does naru chan get sasu chan yet?
Akatsuki: itachan says he has spared all his seme-tastical knowledge
Akatsuki: so sasuchan can go home nao
Akatsuki: and we can has kyuubi right??
Akatsuki: plz?!
Naru-chan: yay!! but can naru chan go home noaw?
Akatsuki: i thought naruchan was home?o
Naru-chan: no naru chan was in cave with you akatsuki folk? or is this convo happening online?
Akatsuki: akatsuki has no idea.. akatsuki hopes it happens online cause akatsuki no has grammar skillz... and akatsuki all talk as one even if they is differnet people
Naru-chan: okay it online then!
Naru-chan: then how do you find naru/kyuu?
Akatsuki: we went on myspace and search naruto uzumaki kyuubi kid and you come up so we say hi
Akatsuki: and you say hi
Akatsuki: and then we talk
Akatsuki: c:
Naru-chan: oh hi!
Akatsuki: hi
Naru-chan: well naru chan wont give up kyuu...naru chan sign off