Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own Lord Sesshoumaru or any of the other characters, I'm basically just borrowing them….xD

Okay, then. Let's start with Sesshoumaru's class. It's sometimes good for you to remind that Lord Sesshoumaru gets really annoying…er…angry when he is insulted. Besides, Lord Sesshoumaru hates to pass "human disinfectant" medicine, so make sure he is comfortable.

Lesson 1

Sesshoumaru's Class

Very well, I'm only doing this because the principal of this school pays me well. Besides, I, Lord Sesshoumaru do not have time for such trivial things such as teaching idiots how to be me. But, for the money, I, Lord Sesshoumaru will be generous at least once in a lifetime. (Wow…finally.)

My first question is: Do you really want to become an evil, good looking; strong, cool, serious guy who got his arm ripped off by his stupid little brother and that has 2 cool swords with opposite utility such as bringing the dead back to life and making those who are alive go to hell? Well, if you are smart enough, you've come to the right classroom.

If you want to know how to be me, you've got to dress and talk like me. You got to dress properly, kids! I have another question: Would you like to dress in a white kimono with delicate decorations on it or an all red dull kimono? What's that? YOU! Yeah, you in the back row! You seriously think that a red dull kimono is better than the white kimono with delicate decorations? Oh my, you really are stupid. You shouldn't be here; you should be at 'How to Be Inuyasha Class'. Just go right down the hallway and you'll see his class there. Buh-bye.

Well, where were we? (Too much Ws) Ah yes, a white kimono is much better than a red one. Seriously, if you want to be an evil, good looking; strong, cool, serious guy who got his arm ripped off by his stupid little brother and that has 2 cool swords with opposite utility such as bringing the dead back to life and making those who are alive go to hell, you seriously got to choose what you are wearing. YOU! Yes, that's right you! What are you wearing! Black does not fit in my personality. Black makes you look insane. Insanity, just like my brother. Please, follow down the hallway and you'll see a bunch of idiots taking classes from him.

Try to get a little more serious. Take off every insane, idiot, lame clothes and go shopping for God's Sake. I, Lord Sesshoumaru will not agree in seeing another person wearing jacket jeans and a black baggie pants.

AHA! I, Lord Sesshoumaru got you! You actually think you can fool me! Well, you can't, because I'm me, Lord Sesshoumaru! You think that I couldn't see you taking your jacket jeans? (Turns to another boy) Do you think you can just take your baggie pants off? This is not a strip club! I, Lord Sesshoumaru, do not want to see any strips! "B-but, L-lord-d S-sesshoumaru!" What's this! Everyone who is against my rules or against anything of mine, GO AWAY and follow down the hallway where, as I said before, is the location of Inuyasha's class. NO STRIPS! NO BAGGIE PANTS! NO JEANS! NO STUPIDITY!

(More than half of the class went down the hallway, and only 5 people were left)

Very well then, I think I made myself clear. I, Lord Sesshoumaru am expecting better clothing options tomorrow…So, now that clothing section is cleared, the speaking part must be cleared too. You can't just say: "I ain't no trippin', cuz ya'll know dat…etc." if I here somebody saying those kinds of words, just go down the hallway. You should say instead: "I am not tripping, because you all now that…etc." Did I make myself clear!

Whole class: YES, SIR!

Sir? Sir? I'm Lord Sesshoumaru!

Whole class: YES, Si-LORD SESSHOUMARU!

Now go shopping and buy some decent clothes, or else I won't have anybody to teach and I won't get paid.

------------------NEXT DAY---------------------

Oh my! I'm very impressed! What beautiful clothing, it's even better than mine.

Whole class: R-really?

No. I was being sarcastic. Can't you people tell the difference when you're being sarcastic or not? It's obvious that nobody can have better clothing than me, I, Lord Sesshoumaru and of course it would be impossible if somebody came with a better clothing pick than me. Now stop smiling. (Students stop smiling from the just realized sarcasm.)

And the class goes on………….

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