A/N --
so i got bored in psychology class, and this is what came out of that bordem...
p.s. i wish i owned twilight, but i don't
Fic Prompt: "Quil go drag Jared away from Kim with your teeth!" - Sam; breaking dawn (after jake comes home with the news of bella's pregnency)
"Lets go Jared!" Quil strained, tugging at Jared's arm. "Sam's called a meeting, lets go!" he pulled harder. Jared yanked his arm away and Quil went sprawling on the floor.
"I won't leave Kim and that's final. I don't care what Sam thinks. As long as that thing could possibly be loose, I'm not leaving her side." Jared put his arms protectively around Kim, holding her tightly against him.
"Jarad!" Quil whined, taking a step towards him. His foot connecting with the stereo remote on the floor, it switched on and an old Nelly song started playing.
"Hot in! So hot in herre!" the words crooned through the speakers. Jared and Kim looked at the stereo with puzzled looks on their faces, but Quil just stood there, a genius idea forming in his brain.
Keeping in time with the music, he started to slowly unbutton his shirt, keeping his eyes fixed on Jarad, a slow smile forming on his face.
"Quil what on earth are you doing?" Kim asked, her eyes huge.
Dropping his shirt to the floor, Quil reached for the button on his shorts.
"Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes." The stereo pumped out.
"Quil," Jared fear coming in his eyes as he listened to the song and connecting it with Quil's actions. "Whatever you think your doing, stop now!" He covered Kim's eyes with one hand.
"Well fine, if this won't work, try this!" with that Quil phased, dropping lightly to the ground.
Growling, and pretending to be mad, he leaped into the air and aimed for Kim, as if he was reaching for her jugular.
"Quil!" Jared screamed, phasing and sending little bits of clothing in all directions.
"Get your little wolf body away from Kim!"
"Took you long enough buddy. Sam's serious; we need to have a meeting. Now legs go."
"Jared," the boys heard Sam's voice in their heads. "Lets go, please." He had that alpha tone in his voice.
Jared sighed and whimpered. Nudging Kim's hand, he licked her palm and followed Quil out the door, his tail between his legs.
Once out the door the boys ran fast and swift to the meeting place.
"Hey Quil," Embry said as they came up to the group, "Why is Jared trying to kill you with looks? His thoughts are only on forms of torture for you, what exactly did you do?"
Quil shook with laughter. "You'll never know."