Naruto was walking through the forest. All of a sudden, some pink haired guy eating a strawberry ice cream cone walked past him and slammed the ice cream into the blonde's hair.

"What the hell man?" Naruto yelled out to the pink-haired idiot.

"Have you seen a naked man walking though these woods? I was supposed to babysit him and make sure he doesn't wander off somewhere naked in public again." the pink-haired guy said, completely ignoring Naruto's words.

"Maybe."

"Yes or no?!"

"I'll give you an answer if you introduce yourself, and tell me why you rubbed pink ice-cream in my hair! I look like a kitty-cat version of you now!" Naruto growled.

"Kitty-cat? Oh, you have weird whisker things on your face! Ha!"

Naruto rasengan-ed the boy.

"Ah! Okay! I'm Natsu Dragneel, and I rubbed ice cream in your hair 'cause I didn't want it anymore."

"That doesn't give you permission to rub it into my hair!"

"Yeah, yeah...have you seen the naked man?"

"Yeah, he weirded me out. He went that way." Naruto said, pointing behind him.

"Kay, thanks!" Natsu said, running off.

'What's his problem...' Naruto thought. Then, he stopped and remembered something important. "Noo! I had a date with Hinata that started an hour ago!" he said, running off into the village to look for his girlfriend.


"Oh, sorry!" Lucy said as she quickly realized she had bumped into someone.

"It's...okay!" said the purple-ish haired girl, who seemed to be in tears.

"Hmm? What's wrong?" Lucy asked.

"Nothing...my date blew me off!" she completely lost it and wrapped her arms around the stranger.

"Eh?! Who is he? How dare he do this to someone who really cares about him!" Lucy yelled.

"It's...it's fine, really!" she stopped to catch her breath.

Lucy looked at her for a second. "He probably just forgot. Guys are like that- besides, seeing how much you care about him, he probably really cares about you, too." Lucy said, trying to comfort her.

She sniffled. "You're right...Naruto usually forgets stuff like this...but...he's always on time for his usual stop at Ichiraku Ramen!"

Lucy giggled. "Hey, it's okay! But I swear, when I find him, I'll knock some sense into him, okay?"

"Okay...just don't hurt him!" she said, drying her eyes.

'She's a lot like Juvia over Gray...' Lucy thought. "Say, what's your name?" Lucy asked the girl.

"It's Hinata. Hinata Hyuuga." she smiled.

"I'm Lucy!" She said, shaking Hinata's hand. "Well, I have to get back to my crummy babysitting date now, so...see you around!" Lucy said, running towards the forest, smiling and waving.


Lucy was running back to the place she last saw Hinata at. She had no idea what was happening, but her hand was glowing really bright.

"Hey, Hinata!" Lucy yelled.

She finally arrived to where the girl was standing, and caught her breath. "My hand started glowing after I shook hands with you? Do you know what happened?"

"Lucy, it's happening to me too! And, sorry, but I don't know what it is.." Hinata said shyly. Then, a huge light came out from where the two girls were standing, and then it faded- and their hands had stopped glowing.

"It stopp- hey, what happened to my voice!" Lucy said, in a high pitched, shy girl's voice.

"I don't kn- something happened to my voice, too!" Hinata said, with a loud, lower pitched, energetic voice. "And I'm blonde!?"

"Hinata...look at me…" Lucy said to Hinata. When she looked up at Lucy, she realized she was staring at a perfect duplicate of herself.

"You're me?!" Hinata yelled.

"And I'm you…" Lucy replied.

"But...I can't go back to Naruto like this!" Hinata said, worried.

"I can't go back to my date like this, either!" Lucy whined. "But I really do have to get back to him…"

Hinata thought for a while. "Lucy...I, could go for you...just...tell me what I have to do…" she said, turning red. She didn't sound like she liked the idea much, but Lucy sounded like what she needed to do was urgent. And, it wasn't like she was going to be all romantic with Lucy's date, because she has her own date.

Lucy thought about it. She didn't seem to hate the idea. "Or, we could just pretend to be each other until this wears off!"

Hinata nodded. "And...we're not going to be romantic with each other's dates, right?" she asked.

"Of course not! Okay, but what do I need to know about your date, Hinata?"

"Well...he has blonde spiky hair, he has three little whiskers on each of his cheeks...he likes ramen a lot…" Hinana thought, 'probably more than he likes me...'. "He...should be wearing an orange jumpsuit...and...if you catch him saying dattebayo at the end of some of his sentences, that's normal, and all the villagers are used to it, so don't be surprised."

"Okay…" Lucy said nodding.

"Now, what do I need to know about your date, Lucy?"

"Uh...well, he has spiky pink hair...he gets motion sickness on literally any moving vehicle...he's always arguing with this guy who's always stripping….and don't ever take off that white scarf he's always wearing, 'cause he doesn't like it."

"Okay!" Then, the two girls told each other where their dates were, and they went off to see how long they could pull it off.

Wa. I didn't mean to turn this into a fanfiction. I was just typing a random sentence and it led to this (I mean my opening paragraph tho). Well. Myeh.