Now I'm going to make fun of Link. The reason I'm going to make fun of such a beloved character is because I was playing on the Twilight Princess Wii game (which is awesome) and was on the third temple, in the big cave room with all the rotating stairs. I accidentally fell into the water where the carnivorous fish were, and so I was bitten until I only had a quarter of a life left. Since I didn't have the clawshot yet, I had to climb up all the vines. And right when I reached the top, my friend bumped me in the leg, sending Link down to the bottom again. This happened again. And again. And again. And each time he fell, I would shout at the TV, "STUPID LINK!"
Thus is his new nickname. Now that you know the entire back-story, I can continue!
Chapter one: The Forest Temple.
I looked at the huge tree and turned to Midna.
"Uh… are you sure that I have to go in there? I mean… it's such a huge tree… it could have wood lice. Or spiders. I really don't like spiders…"
"Oh, man up Link! I helped you escape the prison, I can teleport you virtually anywhere, I have provided you with a sword and a shield- can you at least pay off those favors and help me find that shadow armor?"
"Yeah, but the tree's old. It might fall over- with us inside!"
"Come on already! Get inside!"
With that word, Midna pushed open the door and dragged me into it. Darkness rushed past.
The Gamers' POV
I maneuvered Link to the door and waited for the icon "open" to pop up.
It didn't.
I pressed A.
The door didn't budge.
Suddenly, Link's shadow moved. It was Midna: but I had not pressed up on the control pad. What was going on?
Instead of turning to face the screen and talk like she normally did, Midna appeared to push Link through the door. And was I imagining it, but were Link's knees knocking together?
Oh well, I thought. Must be a glitch of some sort: a distortion of the pixelations.
I turned back to the TV and continued playing.
I'm gonna do one of these for each Temple. Well, except the last couple: I haven't quite gotten to them yet.