ShugarSkull spread her butt cheeks from the window to the wall. Til the sweat dripped from her balls. AshPrincessMidna stomped in. "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN. NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND. " She roared. "Then it's finally time." said Ahegao Intensifies. She removed her clothing to reveal her custom emoji bikini. "Do it. Give me what I crave" ShugarSkull moaned. "I've got wut u nead. A massage and a jet plane." said Ahegao Intensifies. They flew to the new Kabuki massage parlor where their good friend, HoHentai worked. Wil Tsun, being the stereotypical chain smoking Asian grandma that he was, stepped from the shadows. "You want the $20.99 extra large or a thigh and drum stick for $69.69?" He snapped. "We'll have the $5.99 20 peice because with a price like that, you're practically sucking our dicks" Ahegao said. "WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE! YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I!" AshPrincessMidna rolled, pointing out that the cost of production was much less than the price they were paying. Then a great commotion was heard outside. It was a girl and EroticPony. The two often got into it but nobody was perfect and each time they would agree to disagree. Ahegao dashed over and being EroticPony's homie, suker punched his dik but not before xplaining a thing. ShugarSkull, being the artist that she is, tore open a portal in time and flung them into the future, where my evil is law. Now the fools seek to return to the past and undo the future that is Akuuuu~
Next Time: Seppukun: Darth Saugling