Sora: Hello everybody!
Tofu: This is our first fanfic!
Sora: So don't throw rotten tomatoes at us if we mess
up a couple of things! .
Tofu: This is also a self-insertation fic so don't
read it if you don't like it, kay?
Disclaimer: Do we look like Kishimoto? If you think we
do, GET GLASSES!
Warnings: There will be a variety of strange
occurrences and overall peculiar-ness so DEAL WITH IT!
YAAAAAAH! (Sora: That was me! .) Also some ooc.
(Some meaning OMG! NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS ARE ACTING
AT ALL LIKE THEMSELVES! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
THESE GIRLS????) There's also gonna be bashing.
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There was once a magical world filled with faeries,
flowers, and happiness. It was a truly wonderful
world and everything was peaceful. If you would like
to know more, then that's too bad 'cause it has
absolutely nothing to do with this fic! .
Yusuke and Sakaki (Sora: Cats really do hate me.) were
not so peacefully sitting on Yusuke's floor. It wasn't
unusual, for they were usually chaotic and hyper girls.
They were playing with a magic eight ball (and it
turned out Sakaki was going to be an unsuccessful
rainbow lampshade who would never find true love, yet
marry her classmate) when a piece of paper flew in
from the open window and poked Yusuke in the eye.
"What the hell! Eighth time today! Oh wait. This time
it was the wind throwing something in my eye instead
of myself," she said.
"Maybe it's a pony!" Sakaki exclaimed.
Yusuke glared at her and she shut up.
"What's this?? Yusuke asked and then began to read. "'This is a magic spell that only complete idiots would
use and if you have at least a billionth of a brain
you would throw this note away (Sora: Or recycle!) as
soon as possible.' Sounds good! Let's try it!"
"Sounds safe and smart!" Sakaki chirped.
They chanted the magical words and disappeared with a
poof of smoke.
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Tofu: 'in swirling vortex' Oh no! This is horrible! I
left the bath water running!
Sora: NOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BATH WATER! WE'RE ALL GOING
TO DIE! 'runs around circles and then crashes into
wall' X.X
Tofu: 'pokes with stick'