Author's Note: Hello to all of you out there in Internet Land! :) Anyways, I was reading my series again yesterday, and you wouldn't believe how many mistakes I found! There were a lot of sentences that made no sense and some that had spelling errors... Its funny how I didn't catch those before. And I also saw that I've said "Please review" like, after every chapter, but I don't get many reviews. Not even addressing the many mistakes I made! I mean, how sad is that? And all of those other authors who don't say it at all get like 50 reviews a story! How does that make any sense! I feel so jealous right now...

Anyways, I'm sorry for the long wait. There was school and homework and other conflicts, so to those of you who have been waiting, I'm sorry. The problem isn't coming up with ideas, I have PLENTY of ideas, in fact, I have so many ideas that I can't type them fast enough. :) Well, wish me luck with my idea-filled head.

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters except Pansy.

Perry's POV

Pansy and I went down into my lair in the elevator. We both sat together in my red chair.

"Hello, Agent P and Agent P. All of Doof's security cameras have gone dark. Either they all broke at the same exact time, or Doof has found them and destroyed them. But we have detected suspicious activity from his computer. He has been researching platypuses. That's trouble just waiting to happen. Go and check it out." Major Monogram said. We saluted in sync and ran for the hover car.

"Great." I groaned as we drove to Doof's place.

"What?" Pansy asked.

"The last time Doof researched platypuses, he turned himself into one." I said with a scowl.

"Wow. That's weird even for him." Pansy said and I nodded.

"Even weirder than being afraid of bats and shellfish?" I joked.

"Wow… I mean, I can connect with the bat thing, because bats kind of freak me out, too. But shellfish? Really?" Pansy said.

"Yeah. And I'm pretty sure that he's afraid of clowns, too. And mimes." I said.

"I can understand being afraid of mimes. They're so weird…" Pansy shivered. I silently agreed to that. Soon I landed my hover car in Doof's building.

"Why hello, agents. We're going to have so much fun together!" A dark figure exclaimed evilly as he trapped my arms and legs in the air with metal cuffs.

"Where's Doofensmirtz? And who are you?" I hissed.

"I am… THE REGURGITATOR!" The Regurgitator appeared in the shadows as lightning struck. Pansy gasped dramatically, probably because The Regurgitator had been in her nightmare.

"Great." I groaned. "Why are you here?"

"That poor excuse for a villain, Heinz Doofensmirtz, has a lot of good technology!" The Regurgitator said with an evil smile.

"And how did you get out of prison?" I asked with an eye roll.

"Those animal guards are weak. So easy to overpower. I wouldn't be surprised if you were the best agent they have. You're the only one who could defeat me." The Regurgitator said. I almost smiled.

"So, are you the one who has been researching platypuses?" I asked.

"Yes. Yes I have. And I found out some very interesting facts…" The Regurgitator stepped closer to me. I squirmed in my trap.

"Perry the platypus? Are you there?" A muffled voice asked from the closet.

"Doof? Is that you?" I asked loudly.

"Yeah! That 'evilest villain in the world' trapped me in here! Could you get me out?" Doof yelled.

"Doof, he has me trapped right now, too! I can't move at all!" I growled angrily, glaring at the Regurgitator.

"Okay… I'll try to get out myself…" Doof said. There was some shuffling coming from the closet. A loud thud sounded and the noise stopped. "Ow…" Doof mumbled. I rolled my eyes.

"Don't listen to that idiot. Anyways, I learned that male platypuses have poisonous ankle barbs!" The Regurgitator said, smiling evilly. Pansy glanced at me.

"Why… why does that matter?" I asked.

"I found out that if you press on them a certain way, it causes intense pain… for you!" The Regurgitator said as he walked closer to me. My eyes grew wide as I struggled. But the trap was too strong.

"You wouldn't dare…" I said threateningly to The Regurgitator. He smiled.

"Plus, I'm not trapped!" Pansy told The Regurgitator, glaring at him accusingly.

"No, you are. If you make any move, I'll hurt your little boyfriend!" The Regurgitator exclaimed, smiling.

"He's not my boyfriend!" Pansy growled. "He's my husband." Then she ran over to The Regurgitator and was about to punch him.

The Regurgitator smiled evilly as he found my ankle barb and pushed it backwards. I chattered with pain, but it sounded about an octave higher than usual. My eyes grew in size as he pressed a little harder. I was shaking with anger and pain.

Pansy glared daggers at The Regurgitator as she froze in mid-punch. She growled at him loudly as he laughed.

"Too bad I can't do this to you, too! Only males have the barbs." He said, squeezing me harder.

I clenched my teeth. "Take your hand off!" I said through my teeth.

"No." The Regurgitator said stubbornly as he pressed a little harder. I felt like passing out from the pain. I squeaked angrily.

"Hey, that little squeak you make when you're in pain is cute!" The Regurgitator taunted me.

"Shut up…" I muttered through clenched teeth.

"Stop with the attitude or I'll push both! Do you want that?" He asked threateningly. I swallowed and shook my head.

"Then you will do what I say!" The Regurgitator said, an evil smile growing on his lips.

"…Never…" I muttered as I closed my eyes, waiting for him to push both of my barbs. He did, and he did hard.

"Let go." I told him angrily; my Australian accented voice sounding several octaves higher than usual.

"No." The Regurgitator said stubbornly as he pushed harder. I couldn't take it anymore. I slowly fell into unconsciousness. The last thing I heard was Pansy crying out to me.

Author's Note: DUN DUN DUN! So, how was it? To those of you who actually read my note at the beginning, it would really make my day if you let me know if I made any mistakes. Well, bye. I'll post the next chapter soon!