A/N: This story is a sequel to The Angry Discord Series, which took place in Ever After High. This time, this story will not only once again just be a series of hilarious one-shots featuring Discord, but will take place in the Kingdom of Lugnica from the highly-rated and popular anime Re:Zero, which will feature characters such as Emilia, Ram, Rem, Beatrice, Roswaal, Crusch, Ferris and Puck; whom will interact with the hilarious MLP character Discord during his days there. Konosuba characters like Aqua, Darkness, Megumin, Yunyun and Wiz would appear in later chapters. The Lugnica in the story is an AU in which Subaru would not be featured in that universe. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
Discord arrives at Lugnica for the first time and meets Emilia, Ram, Rem and their friends, also introducing brand new technology that would later make modern advancements for the kingdom (except for modern city infrastructure, ranging or explosive weapons or mainstream vehicles, that is; will have a Wakandan-like tone to it). Nevertheless, he spends hilarious and fun-filled quality time with them.
In the most angry way possible.
Rated T-M for coarse language, violence and cigarette use. Inspired by TheAngryGrandpaShow (RIP Grandpa, may your soul rest in peace).
Plot: Discord arrives at Lugnica for the first time, meeting Emilia, Ram, Rem and friends. But a big surprise awaits for him. The prologue to the story will also introduce a revolutionizing change in the Kingdom of Lugnica with modern advancements.
Discord, after travelling through one of his personal inter-dimensional portals, finally arrives somewhere.
"Finally! I've been going through many, many dimensions that would lead me to somewhere called...", Discord said to himself, before checking his mail message that invited him to a place called Lugnica, "...Lugnica? Out of all the worlds I've been before visiting Ever After High, Lugnica sounds like a new place I've never heard of. Heck, where am I?", he questioned before he saw an astonishing mansion in front of him, "Oh. So that must be Lugnica."
The draconequus comes forward as he approaches the door.
"Hello? My name's Discord. Is anyone there at the moment? Or should I come back later as a delivery boy or paperboy, or something?"
"Come in.", a voice replied, the doors opening slightly.
The draconequus was alerted a bit, but calms when he decides to go inside. Once he comes in, he looks around to see an elegant lobby, with two pillars with a pair of lamps, high class designs and paintings, and a royal staircase. But no one was there.
"Hello?", the Lord of Chaos said, "HELLO? Anyone?", as he checks the dining room on his left, then he checks the guest room on the right yet no one was there, as he swears "Goddamn.", before hesitantly going up the staircase.
Going down the hallway and looking around at the elegant architecture and classical look of the mansion, he finally reaches the door to the guest bedroom where it said on the letter he was supposed to go.
"This must be the place.", cheerfully excited Discord.
But he heard whispers inside the room through the door, which were two familiar voices.
The draconequus said, "WHO'S IN THERE?", as he, in a surprised expression that elevates to fear, screams in horror when thinking there were ghosts that led him to an abandoned mansion. He thought to himself, "Calm down, Discord. There's no ghosts. There is only one way to solve this.", before he snaps his fingers to summon a metal baseball bat, breathing in order to keep himself together as well.
He heard a slight door creak, getting Discord's attention as he glares, mad.
"Go.", a whisper was heard inside the room.
Hearing slight noises inside the room, he then readies his baseball bat and kicks the door open after hearing a few doors inside the room shut closed quietly.
The bedroom had a queen-sized bed, with two doors leading to a closet and a washbasin respectively.
Despite this, he decides to face the mysterious voices head on.
"I've got something for you now...", the Lord of Chaos angered, approaching the door to the closet and knocking it with the baseball bat, "Come out! COME ON OUT!", knocking the door loudly and vigorously while yelling in anger, "I'VE GOT A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT, YOU HEAR ME YOU GODDAMN BITCH, C'MON! ONE!"
Silence.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!", roared all of a sudden by a blue-haired girl, named Ram, who came out from the other door and jumpscared Discord, having a bright pink horn on her head!
Discord yelled in fright, "AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!", dropping the metal baseball bat and fainting to the ground due to fear overtaking him.
Blackness. Discord groans as he slowly regains consciousness. His vision starts to clear up from blurriness.
That was when he saw three people, two of which are maidens, one is the same blue-haired girl from earlier, Rem, and the other who has pink-hair and is Rem's sister, Ram; and the third who is a half-elf named Emilia.
"What...happened?", the Lord of Chaos moaned in pain.
Emilia gasped, "He talked."
Discord's vision clears up completely, before seeing the three girls as his consciousness sprang wide awake, "Who are you three, and what are you doing here?!"
"Apologies, My name is Rem, and the other is my sister Ram."
"And I'm Emilia. We heard about your arrival so we wanted to have a surprise for you."
"Yeah, but you didn't have to make the place abandoned or whisper like if there's a ghost!", said the draconequus.
Ram suggested, "Is our guest hot-tempered, Rem, Rem?"
"Sister, sister, he may only have anger issues if so.", Rem replied.
Discord exclaimed, "ANGER!? I'm only angry now because you scared the hell out of me with your surprise, Rem! Plus, I already know what your names are anyway too!"
"You do?", Emilia supposed.
The draconequus agreed, "YEAH!"
"I can see why you're quick-tempered sometimes.", disciplined Emilia.
The lord of chaos said, "I'M NOT-", sighing as he apologized, "I'm sorry, sometimes I get carried away.", calming down, "I received a message inviting me here to stay for a while, was it you who messaged me, Emilia?"
"I gave you the letter, yes.", listened Emilia, smiling.
Discord settled, "Okay. But who was the voice that invited me in earlier?"
"That would perhaps be me.", someone said outside the bedroom, as it appears to be Roswaal himself; "Welcome, Discord."
The draconequus continued, "You're Roswaal? Is this mansion Lugnica?"
Emilia chuckled in a laugh, the former correcting, "No, silly! This mansion isn't Lugnica. You are in Lugnica."
"And this is my mansion.", Roswaal explained, "Roswaal Mansion."
The lord of chaos recounts, "No way. I live in a magical land called Equestria, and my residence is in another bizarre dimension."
"Confirmed.", another voice said outside the bedroom, as a cute loli blond-haired girl came in and said, "You must be Discord."
Discord asked, "How many of you are here? By the way you're cute, Beatrice.", presuming the young loli girl.
"In the mansion, just us and my servants.", Roswaal said.
The draconequus stood up with his trusty baseball bat and yelled, "ARE YOU ACTUALLY GHOSTS?!"
"Hell, no!", Emilia glared at Discord for his uproar.
The lord of chaos mumbled, "Damn!", as he dropped the bat again, giving up, "Sorry about that again. I didn't know you're all magical!"
"We are. What are you gonna do while you're here for a while?", said Emilia, calmly.
Discord discussed, "I was going to introduce some modern stuff here to bring revolutionization for Lugnica."
"Modern stuff?", Ram and Rem cutely asked.
"Revolutionization?", Roswaal and Beatrice interested.
The half-elf asked, "With what, exactly?"
"Nah, just some social media, some delicacies, technology...", introduced the draconequus.
Emilia queries as she starts a conversation with Discord, "What are those?"
"Are you talking about the shoes-related meme?"
"Sorry. I don't know what 'meme' means."
"Oh. Well, then. I'll just show you guys some of the stuff from modern life, if possible. You see, I met some friends back in Ever After High, and they've showed me a lot of great stuff back there that is considered 'modern media'. I am the lord of chaos too though, and I'm basically omnipotent. I can alter reality and any world to my whim, can restore that reality if you don't like that one, and several more. And I use them for good. My friends back in Equestria helped me being good."
"Glad to hear it. Are you gonna show us or what?", Emilia asked.
Discord nods, "I will. Just one second.", before snapping his fingers and summoning his golden-plated iPhone Max.
"What's that?", everyone in the room amazed.
The draconequus said, "My phone. I'm about to start a video, I'm filming you guys off, follow me."
"Okay...", unsurely said Emilia as she, Ram, Rem, Roswaal and Beatrice left the room to follow Discord.
The lord of chaos starts his video off to the readers; "Hello, everyone! Ladies and gentlemen! Look what we have! Those guys are from this land called Lugnica, I'm visiting here for a while; hope you say hello to my friends at Ever After and Equestria for me! I'm about to introduce revolution in modernization for Lugnica right here, I'm serious, guys! So they're gonna be amazed! So if they do or do not like it, I'll decide what will happen. And yes, everyone. These people are Emilia, Ram, Rem, Roswaal and Beatrice, they're residents of Lugnica!"
By the time he finished the first part of the video, reaching outside of the mansion and out to the field, he and the others stood.
"What now?", Emilia asked Discord.
Discord replies, "Shut up, the video's still going!", before using his powers to levitate the phone camera for him, "I'm about to summon some stuff that will demonstrate what these people here will have. One! Two! Three!", as he snapped his fingers.
Emilia, Ram, Rem, Roswaal and Beatrice couldn't believe their eyes the moment later, they all then saw a big pile of stuff that Discord has summoned, full of technology, tons of food supplies, games, phones and mobile devices, movies, consoles, routers, and even a shiny car by the pile of stuff that was summoned.
"Wow! What are those?", asked again by Emilia, "That stuff are much more valuable like those ores or minerals. We also have horses, carriages, kingdoms, villages, boats, dragons and-"
The draconequus continued the video to the readers, also interrupting Emilia's sentence, "So you see, they don't even know what modern advancements are, so let me show a demonstration. You have 4K TVs, Blu-Ray and 4K movies, Google Homes, Amazon Echo, Alexa, Apple and Android phones, cereal, snacks, frozen foods, microwaves, XBOX, Nintendo and Playstation consoles, WiFi routers for Internet connection, and a sweet slick shiny car of mine, complete with convertible roof, disc player and heated seats. And absolutely, NO. NO weapons, modern city infrastructure or mainstream vehicles for land, sea and air, because I have my car, and they have carriages, boats and dragons, that's what Emilia here said. But for most of the technology, all it needs is a little magic."
Discord suddenly uses his magic to levitate not only the phone higher, but himself, Emilia, Ram, Rem, Roswaal and Beatrice rise up to the sky where they saw almost every part of the Lugnican Kingdom.
"We're flying...", amazed Ram and Rem.
The lord of chaos then turning to his Lugnican friends, "You might wanna hold hands and close your eyes. And I trust you, it's not gonna be like Infinity War."
"What's Infini-", Roswaal pondered.
Discord groaned, "Just do it.", as Emilia, Ram, Rem, Roswaal and Beatrice do so, just before Discord snapped his fingers.
SNAP!
A bright light quickly engulfed the entire kingdom, blinding the video camera as well, whilst the video was still playing.
In a few seconds, the bright light fades away as Discord told Emilia, "You may open your eyes now."
Emilia, Ram, Rem, Roswaal and Beatrice open their eyes and let go, looking at the entire Lugnican kingdom below their feet, only noticing two oil rigs around the empire at the ocean.
"Nothing happened...", supposed Emilia.
Ram and Rem kindly requests, "Is that it?"
"One second.", the draconequus patiently said, snapping his fingers as he, the five Lugnicans and his golden-plated iPhone Max teleport back on the ground to see the elegant and majestic Water-Gate City, Priestella.
And that was when life in the Kingdom of Lugnica had changed.
The same peasants and pedestrians who live in Lugnica, were now using phones, technology and were more productive with businesses and currencies. Electricity was now mainstream in every part of the kingdom, even communication from the real world, using not oil for energy, but alternatives like wind power, solar power, hydro power, biomass power and geothermal power that would help power their villages and kingdoms. Advertisements on screens and billboards are seen from the top of medieval city buildings. Some of them were wearing modern clothing and suits. Some were going to work, while a few had some police uniforms alongside guards with armor riding horses. Speaking of which, of course; they still had some horses, carriages and boats there too. Homes grown with more buildings in the city, and restaurants are built and/or put in place such as McDonald's, sushi bars, pizza parlors, japanese restaurants and KFC are seen in some parts of the city for cuisine. Society had evolved to modern changes and life.
"Everything feels...a bit different.", Emilia noticed, looking around after putting her cat-eared hoddie on, "Looks...so modern."
Discord taught, "Exactly, that is called modern life. You can go to restaurants, take selfies and even get WiFi."
"Well, I'll be.", impressed Roswaal and Beatrice, "Impressive magic. What is this 'WiFi' to be exact?"
The draconequus mellowed, "Internet connection for the biggest answers and news from the real world. If you guys don't like it, I can return it back to normal."
"Oh, no no no no no, we love it!", Emilia, Ram and Rem answered.
Beatrice suggests, "How about Lugnica City, then? Mind if we check there?"
"Excellent idea!", the lord of chaos thumbs-upped, saying to the readers on the video; "Next up, they're gonna be amazed by how Lugnica City's gonna look like!", before he snapped his fingers, and they've transported to Lugnican City in an instant, "Well, guys...Lugnica forever."
The five Lugnicans were stunned again, showing the same city as before, but this time it has more advertisements as far as the eye can see, and was more busier than Priestella. They still used some horses, carriages and dragons as transportation, with more workplaces, restaurants, homes, and even new currency. Their use of energy is oil, but also use alternatives for environmental efficiency.
Emilia simply said, "You are a miracle. What else can you do that's better than this? My other friends are gonna be so proud!", to Discord.
"Shucks. Let's go back to the mansion and see what has changed.", Discord sweetly said, snapping his fingers once more, teleporting everyone, including himself and his phone taking the video still, back to Roswaal Mansion, by the entrance.
The pile of stuff Discord had summoned and left was gone, but his car was parked by the entrance where the six are now.
Emilia thanked, "Thank you for showing us all the modernity you'll bring us in the Kingdom of Lugnica."
"You would change many lives in society.", praised Ram and Rem.
Roswaal and Beatrice both said in unison, "And you would educate many people with this technology. I have one more question...", questioning, "Are books still available?"
"Of course. Libraries are still available, books are still reserved, everything's fine. Magic can be still be used, but curses and witchcraft are bye-bye. Life all around us has evolved, that's all.", the draconequus said.
Both the Lugnicans replied, "Okay, then. Time to go back inside-"
A carriage was heard approaching the entrance of Roswaal Mansion, as everyone looked. The carriage stops by them after a minute, revealing to be Crusch, the androgynous Ferris and their butler Wilhelm.
"Everyone, we saw something bright that spread the entire kingdom for a second, and then suddenly we were received word that something changed in the kingdom! What caused this?", Crusch alerted Emilia.
The lord of chaos, watching this, nervously said to the readers via still-recording video; "I forgot some people haven't heard of this modern life too. Maybe they closed their eyes?"
"My friend here did it. He's a visitor from another world...?", Emilia said, introducing Discord.
Crusch asked, "Who the heck are you?", glaring.
Ferris comes over to look at the draconequus, his neko ears twitching cutely; "He looks good for a creature."
"Ahem, a draconequus?", Discord corrected, "By the way, I'm Discord. And you must be the royal Crusch Karsten, the honorable female knight Ferris whose also named Felix, and your butler is Wilhelm, named after the famous Wilhelm Scream in media."
Crusch and Felix staggered, "How did you know our names? You know us?"
"Somehow, I do. Maybe cursed with knowledge?", the draconequus continued, "I also believe...are you two are in a relationship with...Emilia?"
The excuse made Emilia have shivers up to her head, embarrassing her to the point of blushing.
The half-elf excused, "Yes."
"Oh. Great then. You have two girlfriends. Equality's good. My friends back home are lesbians.", fined the lord of chaos.
Ferris (Felix) told him, "But I'm a boy."
"WHAAAAT?", roared Discord to Felix, "A BOY?! SHUT UP! How come some girls look like boys and boys look like girls?! You are a boy!", turning to Roswaal, "Roswaal for god's sakes looks like a girl because of his makeup!"
Roswaal clears his throat, "I'm not a girl, I'm a boy. I wear this makeup because I am part of royalty, and I live with it! Were you expecting someone else?"
"No. It's just...confusing how Ferris here looks like a boy!", apologized the draconequus, "Sorry.", before turning to the readers via video; "That came out of me, my apologies. So now Emilia has a boyfriend and a girlfriend. I favor that ship to the MAX!"
Crusch sarcastically asked, "You were saying?", to Discord.
"I just made some modern advancements that turns the entire kingdom into a medieval modern society with technology, new stuff, restaurants and energy uses with electricity and fuels. Like my state-of-the-art car over there, the only thing that uses fuel. I came here because of Emilia's message to spend time with you guys.", explains the lord of chaos, snapping his fingers to summon new iPhone X and iPhone 11 packs (with chargers and optional headphones) to the eight Lugnicans, "Here's some phones to make you happy.", generously.
Emilia confused as she looks at the phone she was given to, "What is this?"
"An iPhone X! You can contact anybody, watch videos, listen to music, play games, look up the Internet, and furthermore so on.", instructed Discord, before telling the readers, "Now they're getting a hold of new phones in brand-new technology. Modernity's taken to a whole new level!"
Ram and Rem said, "How do we use it?", holding their phones.
"Fully charged, just turn it on by the top button!", said the draconequus.
"Then what?"
"It'll activate. It's your phones afterwards too."
"But other than phones, how about-"
"Already widespread in kingdoms, including mansions. Welcome to the modern technological life.", the lord of chaos says, "L-U-G-N-I-C-A! Lugnica Forever!"
Emilia sighed, "This is gonna be the start of a new lifestyle."
"Indeed. We're gonna get along, you, your friends and I.", Discord funnily said, nogging Emilia's head, "New Lugnica! Here we go!"
Yes, Discord has started a new stay at Lugnica. New technology, new lifestyles, and new outbursts waiting to come.
It was beginning the start of a new stay for Discord in another world. With a bunch of brand new friends he would spend time with.
As long as he doesn't lose his temper.