Konnichiwa, minna! Chapter 1 for "Total Mermaid Horror Island" is UP! I know it's stupid, but I hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama or Mermaid Melody.

Chapter 1

The Seven Mermaid Princesses, Lucia, Hanon, Rina, Noel, Karen, Coco, and Seira, were just swimming in the ocean. They were given permission to leave their kingdoms for a little while after they each returned to them, and now, they've encountered each other and were swimming together.

"I wonder if I'll ever get to see Kaito again," Lucia wondered.

"Oh, that's nothing! I want to see Nagisa again!" Hanon cried.

"Hmm….I wonder what Masahiro's up to," Rina wondered.

"Same here about Subaru," Karen agreed.

"Oh, you four should shut up! Except for Lucia, all of you are in love with humans!" Coco complained.

"Don't forget, Coco; you don't have a love interest!" Noel pointed out.

"Says you! You don't have anyone that you're in love with!" Coco shot back.

"Come on, you two. Stop fighting already!" Seira said.

"I think we're near land," Lucia told her mermaid friends.

It was indeed true; they were near the land. The 7 Mermaid Princesses had swum all the way to Camp Wawanakwa, which was back to the way back in Total Drama Island. You see, once Total Drama: Revenge of the Island was over and Cameron had won, Chris was arrested, and the government cleaned up the island, getting rid of all of the toxic waste there was on there. A few weeks later, Chef bailed Chris out of jail. At the island, it was the perfect environment for a fifth season. In fact, Total Drama Season 5 was going to start now.

"Welcome to Total Drama Unnamed!" Chris announced, randomly popping up in front of the camera that was filming the episode. He then had an annoyed look on his face and added, "Seriously, I can't come up with a good name. It's taking place back the island, but I already used 'Revenge of the Island.'"

"Anyway," he continued, "since Chef bailed me out of prison, I decided to do another season of Total Drama! This time, all of the contestants, from seasons 1 to 4, will be competing! Unless some people want to join at the last minute, there will be no new contestants!"

Meanwhile, the Mermaid Princesses heard everything Chris had said.

"Did you hear that?! Chris is doing another season of Total Drama! WE'VE GOTTA JOIN!" Rina exclaimed. She was a HUGE fan of Total Drama, which explains how she knows Chris and also why she's acting a bit out-of-character.

"Rina, you're acting a bit out-of-character," Noel pointed out.

Rina realized what she had said was true and calmed herself down. Then, she said, "I mean, why not we join Total Drama Season 5? I mean, he's going to accept people who sign up at the last minute."

"Great idea, Rina! During my time there, I can probably get Duncan and Courtney and Trent and Gwen back together," Hanon agreed, also have watched Total Drama.

"I can't wait until Kaito sees me on TV!" Lucia exclaimed.

"So it's settled. We're going to join Total Drama!" Coco announced.

"Yeah!" everyone else said at the same time.

The Mermaid Princesses checked to see if Chris was watching. Luckily, he wasn't, so they jumped out of the water, transformed into their human forms, and landed on the beach. They then waited until all 38 contestants have arrived before revealing themselves. Speaking of which, a ferry pulled up. Oh, I forgot to mention that each contestant will arrive in groups of 3 (or, for one of them, 2). Well, the group of 3 Total Drama contestants to step out of that ferry was Jo, Dawn, and Heather.

"Hey, ladies! What's up?" Chris asked.

"We're doing fine. It's a pleasure to be back, Chris," Dawn replied, pleased to be back at the island. Jo and Heather, on the other hand, don't seem really happy.

"I can't believe I'm back when I lost the million bucks in Season 3," Heather grumbled.

"Well, you did win it," Jo pointed out.

"Yeah, but then, homeschool came in and took away my million!" Heather pointed out while following Dawn and Jo to the end of the dock.

"Ooookay," Chris said. "Oh, here comes the next ferry!"

The ferry in question pulled up at the dock and dropped off the next group of 3 returning contestants: Owen, Cameron, and Brick.

"Oh, look! It's the winners of Total Drama Island and Total Drama: Revenge of the Island! They're here with the Brickhouse!" Chris exclaimed.

"Brick McArthur, reporting for duty again!" Brick announced, saluting.

"Well, it's a good thing I don't need my bubble," Cameron said.

"Awesome to be back, Chris!" Owen exclaimed. Then, he followed the 2 newbies from last season to the end of the dock, where 3 girls were waiting. When Jo and Brick noticed each other, they looked away, although they were blushing.

Dawn took notice of their actions and commented, "Your auras say that you two are in love."

"SHUT UP!" Jo and Brick yelled at the same time.

Luckily, the third ferry came and released 3 more competitors. Tyler, who attempted to do a back flip upon arriving but failing, Sam, who was playing his video games, and Courtney, who was just standing there angrily with her arms crossed, have all arrived.

Oh, I forgot to mention that when Tyler failed at his back flip, he fell in the water. If Lucia hadn't jumped back into the water and saved him, he would have drowned. Everyone saw her and was shocked.

"Was that….a mermaid?" Chris asked as Owen performed CPR on Tyler.

Making sure no one was looking, Lucia returned to her human form and joined her friends on the beach. Also, the Total Drama contestants who were there stood on the other side of the dock, just in time for the next ferry, which Katie and Sadie got off of, to arrive.

"Katie and Sadie! Welcome back to the island!" Chris greeted.

"Thanks, Chris! We haven't been on Total Drama since Season 1!" Katie exclaimed.

"Yeah, it's true! We're so excited to finally be back! EEEEEEE!" Sadie squealed before she and Katie joined their fellow competitors at the end of the dock.

The next ferry then arrived at the island. The next three unlucky contestants to arrive were Bridgette, Justin, and Alejandro. How unfortunate would it be for Bridgette to be on a ferry with two hot guys when she's got a boyfriend? Very.

"Come on, chica! You have got to forgive me! I didn't know you had a boyfriend!" Alejandro, who was healed enough to not need a robotic suit anymore, begged.

"Yeah, right! No matter how many times you apologize, I will have still kissed a pole!" Bridgette said.

"You two, stop fighting!" Justin said, trying to break the fight.

Meanwhile, on the beach, Coco was staring at Justin with hearts in her eyes, while her friends just looked at her with odd looks on their faces. Justin also noticed Coco and everyone else and asked, "Hey, are those girls on the beach?"

Everyone else turned their gazes upon the girls. Rina slapped Coco and said sarcastically, "Nice job, Coco. You got us to notice we were here."

"You're welcome, Rina! Actually, I was flustered over the hot, Hawaiian dude," Coco responded, causing Justin to blush.

"Uh, excuse me, but can you come over here and tell us who you are?" Chris asked.

So the Mermaid Princesses walked over to the dock and introduced themselves.

"I see. So, do you want to join Total Drama this season?" Chris asked.

"BOY, DO WE!" Lucia, Hanon, and Rina responded at the same time.

"Okay, you're in. You might as well join the guys over there at the dock," Chris said.

The Mermaid Princesses, along with Bridgette, Justin, and Alejandro walked over to the end of the dock. As if on cue, another ferry came and dropped off DJ, Sierra, and Izzy.

Okay, I'm too lazy to write the rest, so let's just get to the part where Chris attempts to give a tour of the island.

"Okay, so here is-" Chris began upon getting to the Bonfire Ceremony, but Rina cut him off.

"We've seen Total Drama, so we know everything."

"Okay, so I can get to the point!" Chris exclaimed.

CONFESSIONAL:

Lucia: I have a bad feeling about this. I mean, I'm happy that I get to have the first confessional of the season, but I have a feeling that something bad will happen soon.

ANOTHER CONFESSIONAL:

Rina: Dang it! I wanted to have the first confessional of the season, but Lucia beat me to it!

ANOTHER CONFESSIONAL:

Hanon: (walks in and notices the camera) WHAT?! What the heck is a camera doing here?! Can't I get a little privacy around here?

CONFESSIONALS END

"So, I wanted to divide you all into teams, but apparently, there's an odd number of people who's here, so we're going to be eliminating someone before we divide up into teams," Chris told everyone.

"Who?" Blaineley asked.

"You. Interns, take her away!" Chris responded.

Two interns came in and took Blaineley to the Dock of Shame, where the Hurl of Shame from last season still was, and put her in it, despite her kicking and screaming to let her go. Once she was in the Hurl of Shame, she was randomly launched off of the island.

"Okay, now that we've got an even number of contestants, let's start dividing the teams!" Chris announced.

Some time later…..

"Okay, so basically, Owen, Heather, LeShawna, Izzy, Bridgette, Eva, Courtney, Beth, Tyler, Justin, Ezekiel, Sierra, Anne Maria, Brick, Cameron, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Staci, Hanon, Rina, and Coco are the Screaming Bloody Murders," Chris said once the teams were all divided up, "and Gwen, Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Lindsay, Trent, Harold, Sadie, Cody, Katie, Noah, Alejandro, B, Dakota, Jo, Mike, Scott, Zoey, Lucia, Seira, Noel, and Karen are the Psycho Killers. If anyone has any complaints about the teams, please raise your hands."

Seira, Cameron, Anne Maria, Bridgette, Geoff, LeShawna, Harold, Lucia, Hanon, Rina, Sam, and Dakota all raised their hands.

"No complaints? Good. Now, get to your cabins and unpack," Chris ordered, ignoring the raised hands. The Total Drama contestants then got to their cabins, not knowing about the danger that has yet to come.

All done! If you're wondering who Subaru is, he's Karen's love interest from Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Pure Episode 15...I think. Anyway, I know that this chapter doesn't live up to the title, but the gruesome parts start at the end of Chapter 2. I promise! Until then, look forward to it!