A/N: Hi everyone! Just kinda came up with this idea and now it just won't leave. As with the normal disclaimer I don't own anything other than my OC. As always please R&R even if it's just to tell me to stop! ? Thank you very much and on with the story.

Chapter 1:

Sitting still had never been easy for Lt Commander Steve McGarrett. That was part of the reason he had joined the Navy. He never had chance to sit still and ponder about things. But when his father had been killed and he formed 5-0 with the help of his rather verbose and reluctant partner Danny Williams he found he always had time to sit still and wonder. Of course this only happened when someone or some people weren't trying to blow up his island or some other drama. So when his aforementioned partner came into his office with a rather peculiar grin on his face Steve wasn't worried.

"Hey Danno. What's with the grin?" He asked with a raise of his eyebrow. Danny smirked at him,

"I've found the perfect woman for you!" Steve gaped at him and then smiled, this had to be some kind of practical joke his partner was attempting to play on him,

"You've done what now?"

"I've found the perfect woman for you!" He repeated excitedly as he waved his arms about. Steve frowned at him,

"Your being serious?" Danny looked at him in astonishment, his forehead crinkling as he looked at his rather handsome partner,

"Yes I'm being serious. Why would you think I wasn't?" Steve just looked at him and Danny rolled his eyes, "That was one time! Are you ever going to let me forget that?" He demanded as he put his hands on his hips and glared. Steve just carried on looking at him,

"Of course your not going to let me forget it! Look at who I'm talking to! In all seriousness, I have actually found The One for you my GI Joe friend." Steve glared at him again,

"How many times do I have to say it Danno? It's the NAVY!"

"Whatever my friend. Don't you even want to know who this rather attractive woman I'm referring to is?" Danny asked with a wave of his hand. Steve crossed his arms over his broad chest, which caused the t-shirt he was wearing to pull across his biceps, and pouted.

"No. I don't want to know who she is. I don't trust your judgement, I've seen some of the women you've been dating recently Danno and quite frankly I don't trust your taste in finding 'The One' for me." Now it was Danny's turn to glare.

"I'll have you know I have excellent taste in women."

"Name one." Steve countered.

"Rachel." Steve rolled his eyes,

"Yeah and look how that turned out! You and I both know the only good thing that came out of that relationship is Gracie. Next?"

"Shaunee."

"Really? You're going there with that one? She was a stripper who robbed you. Next?"

"I didn't know she was a stripper at the time!" Danny defended his choice but he had to admit that had been a big mistake on his part. "Fine. Karen."

"She was a total nutcase! We locked her up for stalking you!"

"Beth."

"She was ok. Until she tried to kill Grace!" Danny deflated slightly as Steve made his points. Looking back on it he really did have bad taste in women. Danny smirked,

"Gabby." He said triumphantly. Steve rolled his eyes,

"We'll see Danno. But going off the ones you've mentioned I'm not even considering seeing this person let alone date her. Now will you please leave my office? I have paperwork to finish." Danny gaped at him,

"I should say I've found you a girlfriend more often if it means you'll do your own paperwork." Danny ducked as a paper ball sailed past his head as he headed out of the glass office and started walking towards his own office. "You missed!" He called over his shoulder with a chuckle.

"The next one won't and it won't be paper I throw next time!" Steve called with a chuckle in his voice.

A couple of hours later:

Steve had been pretending to do paperwork for the last half an hour. He had taken to making paper aeroplanes and throwing them around his office. He had just launched one of his planes when Chin came into his office and smirked at his boss,

"Something I said?" He asked with a grin as he held up the plane.

"Bored. Can I ask you something?"

"You just did brah but I'll bite. What is it?"

"Have you seen the woman Danny's trying to set me up with?" He asked cautiously. Chin chuckled,

"She's a looker." Steve frowned and Chin carried on describing her, "She's 5ft 6, long brown hair and hazel eyes, pretty in a non traditional sense."

"What's she like though?"

"As in why is she perfect for you?"

"Yeah."

"No idea brah. I haven't actually met her." Steves frown deepened,

"Not what I wanted to hear. We need a case and soon." He muttered as he put his head onto his desk.

"Cheer up brah. At least you haven't got Kono badgering you. Danny'll get bored sooner or later."

"I hope so. Did you need something?" Steve asked only just remembering that Chin had come to his office.

"I did actually. It's a very important question I gotta ask."

"Oohhkkaayy. What is it?" Steve asked worriedly.

"What do you want for lunch?" Chin asked in a deadly serious tone. Steve let out the breath he hadn't even realised he'd been holding.

"You've been hanging around Danno too long brah."

"Who's been hanging around me too long?" Danny asked as he came into Steves office.

"Why is everyone entering my office?" Steve asked in puzzlement. Chin chuckled,

"Well I came in here to see what you wanted for lunch, Danny appears to have very good hearing and I don't know why the rook is in here." Kono smiled at her cousin,

"I'm in here because we caught a case." Steve immediately stood up and holstered his weapon.

"Why didn't you say so?" He asked her as everyone left his office to grab their weapons.

"I was about to but Chin saw me walking towards your office and decided to be a pain in the ass."

"Ok so what do we have Kono?" Steve asked as they headed out the doors of the Palace.

"Homicide. I already called Max he's going to meet us there."

"Do we know anything at all?"

"Details are still coming in Boss."

"Alright. Let's go Danno!" Steve called as he climbed into the Camero with Danny a couple of minutes behind him.

Crime scene:

The Camero pulled up to the crime scene in what seemed like seconds to Danny but was in actual fact about 20 minutes after Steve had shouted at him.

"Will you please remember that this is my car!" Steve actually managed to look sheepish.

"Sorry Danno but I don't like the fact that we weren't first on scene."

"Will you relax? I'm sure the homicide detective from the HPD is good. We're probably here as back up." Danny smirked as aneurism face appeared on McGarretts face.

"We are not back up. To anyone." He growled as he climbed out of the car and stalked towards the brunette that was talking to CSU. Danny smiled to himself. This is going to be fun he thought to himself as he quickly got out of his own car and hurried after Steve. Danny approached as Steve was introducing himself to the brunette.

"Steve McGarrett 5-0. What do we have here?" He asked as civilly as he could as he looked at the woman. She smiled at him,

"Stevie McGarrett HPD homicide." She replied as she held her hand out towards the tall man who she knew was Lt Commander Steven J McGarrett.

"It's Steve not Stevie." She continued to smile as his face morphed into what Danny affectionately called aneurism face.

"I know Commander. I'm Stevie McGarrett." She could see Danny smirking behind his partner and winking at her. Steve stood there gobsmacked.

"Something wrong babe?" He asked his partner while trying to not to smile at his face, "You look like you're about to have a stroke." Before Steve could answer Duke shouted,

"Steve!" The woman and Steve turned towards the voice, "You need to look at this!" Steve turned to the woman,

"I thought you were Stevie?"

"Either or. My daddy was hoping for a boy so I got used to answering to both." Steve growled and walked away from them. As soon as his partner was out of earshot Danny started laughing.

"Zo you are my new favourite person! I have never seen his face do that, I think I'll call that one his stroke face." Zoey giggled and high fived the detective.

"Your welcome. So that's Super SEAL huh? I thought you were joking."

"Oh no. It's all true. Right down to his idiotic need to never wait for back up." Danny replied with a grin.

"So I see. Should we go and annoy him some more?"

"Oh yes." Danny said evilly. As they walked over Zoey couldn't help but check out the Commander. When she had first come to the island Danny hadn't long been here either and they had formed a friendship and over time Danny had decided that she would be perfect for his partner. She had vehemently denied that she wasn't ready for any kind of relationship until after she had sat the detectives exam and then life had got in the way and Danny had dropped it. This was the first time that they had worked a case and they had initiated Annoy McGarrett. She couldn't remember Danny's ever mentioning how good looking his partner was, but she figured that was a male thing, but she was surprised Kono hadn't mentioned it either. She'd have to ask the Hawaiian the next time they met up. Pulling her shoulders back she smiled at Steve and said,

"So what do we have?" Steve looked at her in annoyance,

"We don't have anything. 5-0 is taking over this case." Zoey glared at him,

"I don't think so. This is my case you're only here because the Governor seems to think your expertise might come in useful." She replied as she stared him down, "Is that meant to scare me? Because your doing a piss poor job."

"Our expertise? This is our case." Steve reiterated.

"Over. My. Dead. Body." Zoey opened her mouth to say something else when they both heard a noise and turned towards it.

"I thought this place had been cleared." Steve growled just before he took off after the person who had made the disturbance with Zoey in hot pursuit.