Does Your Inner Voice Have a British Accent?

by WhiteRosesHaveBlackThorns

One random day, Yuffie decides to ask our dear friend Vincent one random question. Yuffentine!

"Hey, Vince?"

"Hn."

"Does your inner voice have a British accent?"

"…"

"C'mon, Vince, answer me!"

"I really don't know, Yuffie."

"You don't have an inner voice?"

"Probably not."

"Well I do. I think he's Australian."

"…That's great, Yuffie."

"Aren't you gonna ask me?"

"Ask you what, Yuffie?"

"Ask me why my inner voice is a he!"

"Nope."

"…Emo kangaroo…"

"Excuse me?"

"Emo kangaroo. You're an emo kangaroo."

"That's great."

"Maybe that's why you don't have an inner voice."

"Maybe because you keep scaring her away."

"Her? So it's a girl?"

"Could be."

"Who is it? Tifa? Aerith? CLOUD?"

"…Just go away, Yuffie."

"I need to know!"

"It's you. Now go away."

"…"

"…"

"Aw, Vinnie, that's so cute!"

"Hey, who said you could hug me? Hey- MMPH!"

"Vinnie, your lips are soft."

"…No comment."

"So, you still haven't answered me."

"Answered you what?"

"Does your inner voice have a British acc- MMPH!"

"No. She doesn't."

A/N: My first Vincent/Yuffie!

This was an old idea I had a while ago. Now I've decided to write it up. CHA! :D

Tell meh what yeh think!

Allison, update your goddamn stories.