Wolf Lets the Explosive Bombs of Death Out
One day, Wolf was walking around. He came upon a HUGE buffet table with hamburgers, hotdogs, pizzas, cakes, spaghetti, soups, chips, crab, lobster, chili, cheese dogs, tortellini, lasagna, ice, cream, candy bars, cup cakes, ground Yautja, escargot, roast caterpillar, butterfly wings chocolate mousse, roast leprechaun, dumplings suckers, stews, tacos, big wraps, rice, duck, camel, whale mahi-mahi, salmon, steel head, rainbow trout, calamari, clam chowder, oyster soup, puffer fish, baby squid, baked Alaska, pumpkin pie, gingerbread men, candy canes, creampuffs, licorice, Red Vines, M and Ms, Milky Ways, apples, grapes, Jello, peanut butter sandwiches, Twinkies, onion rings, pineapples, buffalo jerky, apricots, snakeheads, tarantula legs and a chili feast awaiting. For drinks there was milk, red wine, white wine, chocolate malts, 7-Up, hot cocoa, Jamba Juice, tarantula blood, strawberry soda, Yautja blood, lemonade, limeade, Gatorade, mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, ice water, boiling hot water, vampire juice, panther pee, smoothies, and root beer. He looked around. Nobody was there.
He said to himself "Well, more for me!" And, with that, he dunked his head into the chili.
Then he said, "Ahhh, that's a good start. Ah."
Then, he went over towards the hamburgers and ate them one by one, splattering mustard all over his face. And, to top it off, he went to the hotdogs and snarfed them down as fast as he could eat them. Then he gobbled everything else. Then he drank every drink off the table
Then, he licked the tablecloth until it was shining clean.
You could tell there had never been any food on it.
Wolf was as fat and big as a sumo wrestler.
Little did he know, General Dachande was watching him. Dachande grinned and said in a creepy tone "Would you like FRIES with that?"
"Okay!" chirped Wolf, and gobbled them down greedily.
Then, the ground rumbled.
He belched so powerful, that it blew Dachande away.
He said "Sorry Dachande" to the remains of him.
He went into a desert. He started seeing mirages. He had a mirage where a Yautja tribe lived. He thought the mirage looked like a giant cheeseburger, and the Yautja were fries.
He ate all the Yautja, thinking they were still fries. And then he ate the village, thinking it was a burger.
Then he had a mirage that had a giant lake of water. He thought the giant lake of water was a giant ocean of grease.
He drank it all down.
Dachandes ghost saw him.
He said "How do YOU like being burped away?" And belched him to heaven.
In heaven, Wolf felt some rumbling in his bowels.
He farted back down to his home planet and shot straight through the sand and landed in a cave.
He was still in the desert. He saw emerald ores, and then he had another daydream that it was a hamburger ore. And he ate the emeralds thinking they were hamburger ores. Then he let an astronomical fart and blasted his home planet into a sun.
He ate the sun, thinking it was a giant ball of butter.
He was floating around in space.
He ate every star and every rock he could get a hold of, thinking it was MOLDY butter.
Then, he started deflating and he popped.
Millions and trillions of digested food scattered around the universe.
Wolf immediately reformed. He was still fat as he was when he reformed.
Later he landed on earth and ate everybody thinking that they were curly fries, He miss took a pyramid for a ravioli triangle, he miss took the sphinx for a eatable cat and ate them both. Then he pooped a log so big that it crushed Saturn and Jupiter wolf ate everything in the universe and lived hungrily ever after.