A Rimahiko Fanfiction
Resume
It was around three in the morning. A young petite blond girl was at her desk scribbling away.
"Damn! Why on earth do we have to do these stupid mock interviews? It's not like I'm going to get a job or anything..." mumbled the girl.
Suddenly, her cell phone vibrated. She put her pencil down and answered the call.
"Hello?"
"Hello Rima-chan!"
"..what do you want cross-dresser?" Rima replied sharply.
"I just wanted to talk to you Rima-chan."
"...okay good bye," Rima hung up before the person on the other line could say something. Just a couple of minutes later, her cell phone vibrated again. Rima groaned and answered it.
"What do you want Nagihiko?" Rima hissed.
"Have you finished your resume for the mock interview tomorrow?" Nagihiko asked.
"...yes..." Rima lied.
"You're lying, aren't you?"
"...maybe..."
Nagihiko sighed, "do you want me to help you?"
"...yes..."
"Okay, so what do you have so far?" Nagihiko asked. Rima looked down at the paper on her desk.
"My contact info..." Rima replied.
"...okay...well, I can tell you my resume as an example."
"...fine...but it's not like I needed help..." Rima mumbled the last part stubbornly.
"Well, in a resume, there possibly will have six parts. Contact info, education, Volunteer work, other relevant experience, hobbies and interest and references -" Rima cut in.
"Yeah that's lovely but can you tell me your example now? I want to go to sleep before four."
"Okay...well, for your contact info, put your first and last name, then your email, and then your phone number," Nagihiko instructed.
"Okay...but I could have copied...fine whatever..." Rima muttered. She then did as she was told.
"Done...what's next?" Rima asked.
"Your education. Like, what grade you are in, what school you go to, and what are your favourite subjects," Nagihiko explained. Rima thought for a minute before writing them down.
"Next is volunteer work. Do you do any volunteer work?" Nagihiko asked.
"Does being in the Guardian back in elementary school count?"
"Yes Rima, it does."
"Okay..."
"What do I do for the other relevant experience?" Rima asked.
"Well...have you ever done any work experience before? Like learning anything useful?" Nagihiko asked. Rima went silent for several seconds.
"No," Rima replied bluntly.
"Okay...then just say that you don't have any."
"Okay..."
"Do you need help on your hobbies and interest?" Nagihiko mocked teasingly.
"No...I can perfectly know what are my hobbies and interest. Comedy and gags. Ones that are perfectly executed, not those cheap fake comedies," Rima explained, unconsciously glaring at her phone.
Nagihiko chuckled, "Okay Rima-chan."
It was then three minutes later, that Rima talked again.
"Nagi...what are references?"
"Names of people you think will say good things about you."
"Oh..."
"Yeah, so you have their name, position, so like what their job is, their phone and email. Though, you may want to ask them if you can put their names down on your references you know..." Nagihiko said.
"I'll just but Tsubasa. He won't mind. He's too calm and...creepy..." Rima replied.
"Okay, well, I'll leave you to finish typing your resume out!" Nagihiko said, hanging up.
"Wait...typing? Damn it!" Rima shouted.
"Rima, don't make such a loud racket!" Rima's mother yelled.
"S-sorry!"