Summary: Percy, Annabeth, Leo and Thalia will learn a couple of important things: 1. Eavesdropping isn't nice; 2. Don't make rash decisions; 3. Not everything is what it sounds.

A\N: Hello to all of you who decided to give a chance to this one-shot. I hope that you'll like it. Review in the end please.

Dedicated to my soul sister velizara95. Thank you!

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or HoO. I'm not that good of a writer anyway.

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Eavesdroppers

Annabeth and Percy were walking to his cabin when they saw Leo. The son of Hephaestus was running towards them with a strange mixture of humor and disbelief plastered on his face.

''What is it Valdez?'' Annabeth asked suspicious.

''You just have to hear this!'' he exclaimed with excitement and led both of them to the armory's store. Percy was going to ask Leo what was going on when a grunt and a heavy sight were heard.

''It's stuck.'' Jason's voice stated from the inside of the small building.

''No duh, I didn't notice!'' Piper responded sarcastically.

''Oh man, I'm gonna die!'' The boy moaned.

''You? It's between my legs now, what are you complaining from?''

Annabeth and Percy's eyes widened. They both turned to Leo and he nodded with a crazy smile splitting his face apart. He motioned for them to not talk but to listen!

''Sorry, it's my fault.'' Jason apologized with heavy voice.

''No, it's okay. It doesn't hurt that much.''

''Hm…what if I try…''

Another grunt and a heavy sigh were heard.

''Nope, clearly no.'' The boy said exasperatedly.

''Next time please explain your plan. My legs are still sore from before.''

They both chuckled tiredly.

''Okay, Pipes, I'll try to reach it from behind. You just…don't move or it will get in even deeper.''

''That would have sounded wonderful if it wasn't for our current situation.''

It was then when Thalia arrived. She stood in silence when a few clashes of metal and banging were heard. She was about to speak but was interrupted by the other three listeners. Just then, from the inside, someone yelled and cursed in Latin.

''What is Jason doing in there? Why are you glued to the door anyway?'' Thalia whispered.

Leo and Percy glared at her with fingers on their mouths, showing her to shut up. Annabeth just pointed at the door and mouthed Listen.

''Jason, are you okay?'' Piper asked and that made Thalia's eyes go wide with surprise.

''Yeah, just…the wrong angle I guess.'' he said breathlessly.

''Be careful, we don't want you bruised now do we?'' her smile was evident.

''Hey, believe it or not I want children some day. So…let's try this again.''

''If Chiron finds out…''

''Don't even mention it. He will surely tie us up on kitchen duty for the rest of our lives. Now, hold still.''

That was followed by a hard bang and a couple of moans. Thalia put a hand on her mouth from disbelief. Annabeth tried to comfort her but she was also amused by the actions of her friends. Percy and Leo were trying to not burst out laughing and blow up their cover.

''Wow…it's kind of...big.''

''I didn't know you have such a big head. Haven't you seen it before-it's with you wherever you go after all.''

''Excuse me for not paying attention to the size when I use it. I'm a bit distracted by trying to hit the right spot then.''

''Well, look at it now, because if you don't free me soon, I swear that I'll do everything in my power to slice it to pieces! You hear me-pieces!''

''My little brother!'' Thalia whimpered quietly. Thankfully the busy couple didn't hear her.

''Okay, okay, sheesh!'' Jason said and then grunted. Some metal clashed and that made Thalia close her eyes. The boys next to her were gaping like fishes.

''She threatened to cut off his…'' Percy started but was cut off by Leo:

''He doesn't care if she will do it!'' he whispered-yelled.

''We are not even sure what are they doing. Thals calm down.'' The daughter of Athena massaged her best friend's back.

The boys looked at the blond girl with an are-you-dumb-or-what faces.

''Yeah right. They are probably drawing.'' Leo answered sarcastically with hushed voice.

''Really Wise girl, I thought that you're the smart one. It's obvious.''

''Shh.'' Leo hushed them before the two inside could hear the talk and all four of them listened intently again.

''Man, you have to admit that it's big!'' Jason breathed.

''Okay, it's huge, happy?''

''Right now…I don't think so.''

Jason and Piper chuckled.

''Gods, what's made of-steel?'' the daughter of Aphrodite asked amazed.

''Well, it's supposed to be hard you know.''

Piper then giggled which caused Jason to gasp.

''Piper, please, don't move.'' The son of Jupiter pleaded in a small voice. He then moaned loudly.

''Ugh!'' Another grunt and a bang. ''You have…to finish with this…now!''

''Almost, almost…''

Everyone was on the edge of their nerves by that moment.

''Yes!'' Piper and Jason yelled together and then laughed tiredly.

''I'm sore and tired now thanks to you.'' Piper said then.

''But it was totally worth it right.''

''Yeah.''

In the next second both of them were face to face with the four eavesdroppers.

''I can't believe what you two just did!'' Thalia yelled on top of her lungs then.

Piper and Jason were both covered in dust and sweat. Their hairs were messy and their clothes-wrinkled. Piper's jeans were shredded above her right knee and she was slightly unbalanced.

Thalia was furious; Annabeth, Leo and Percy were standing like statues. Nobody dared to say anything except for Jason.

''What are you talking about?'' he asked.

''What am I...you two…in the, gods Jason, in the armory's store! Really?'' Thalia was dumbfounded now, her cheeks turning slightly pink.

''Wait there, what?'' her brother was getting even more confused and worried.

''Couldn't you at least chose a more private spot for your…activities?'' Thalia huffed, glaring at both of them.

It was then when it all downed on Piper. She blushed in the deepest shade of red and stepped aside from them with big eyes.

''NO!'' she shouted. ''No, no, no…you don't think…we didn't …Jason, tell her!'' She stuttered horrified.

''What?'' He asked looking at Piper. It was then when he realized the truth.

''Gods, you thought that we had…Thalia you…and you three…'' Jason was speechless, blushing like a school girl.

''You are such perverts!'' Piper then exclaimed.

''Chiron send us here to search for a special shield. Piper tripped and we fell. My sword trapped her right leg. We were trying to get out.'' He explained, rising his hand to show a massive bronze shield with complicated figures on it.

''But, but…the sounds and the moans and…'' Leo was looking like someone had told him that Santa isn't real.

''The sword get stuck in the wooden floor and Jason was trying to get it out.'' Piper said with narrowed eyes.

After that no one dared to speak for a while.

''So… you two were just struggling with the weapons in the room. I mean no dirty stuff going on in there?'' Percy asked pointing at them both.

''No!'' they both shouted.

''Damn, I was so sure.'' Leo pouted then.

''You know, I'm not surprised of Leo but you three…Annabeth, even you?'' Piper turned pleadingly to the daughter of Athena.

The blond girl just shook her head.

''I told them to not make rash decisions but I have to admit that I had a doubt.''

Jason and Piper averted their eyes. Thalia was looking from her brother to the daughter of Aphrodite and then back again.

''I'm watching you two.'' She informed them and then stomped to the sword fighting area.

Piper and Jason looked at each other, shook their heads and headed to the Big house. From the distance they heard Percy, Annabeth and Leo laughing like crazy.

They sure had the greatest of friends. Sarcasm, by the way.

A\N: Okay, it sounded better in my mind. Oh, what the heck!

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This is inspired by a real situation.

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