Hey people! Okay so I was really bored one night and randomly got an idea. So for every iCarly episode ever, I will write a journal entry from Sam's point of view. I don't know if that's stupid or not, tell me if it is, but I want to try it. I don't think I'm stealing anybodies idea, but if I am… PLEASE TELL ME. I don't mean to, I promise. Oh and I don't really know the exact dates the episodes are supposed to take place on, so I'm just going to date the journals with the month and year the episode cam out, kay? Okay well… on to the story.

(iPilot)

September, 2007

Mrs. Briggs has been all over my chizz lately. Like the other day I was stealing some nubs lunch money and she burst out of nowhere with her bull horn and was like "SAMANTHA PUCKETT! DETENTION! ROAR." Don't worry, I got her back. Get this, I put her head on a rhino and put the picture all over school! That was pretty funny… until Carly reminded me that I would get expelled if I got suspended again. But that problem, my friend, is all behind me now, because good ol'Carls is a good friend and is taking the blame for me. Life is sweet.

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Man, I just looked at my old entry and laughed. I thought life was sweet! How could I be so stupid? Mrs. Briggs is making Carly and I film the talent show auditions for her on Saturday, so my plans are ruined. I was planning on spending the day on the Shay's couch watching the Shay's television and eating the Shay's food, which sadly isn't going to happen.

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So I show up to auditions thinking 'maybe this won't be so bad. Maybe Carly brought ham.' Let me just tell you, I was wrong. There was no ham, but there was this nubby doof kid that is in love with Carly or something. I need to chillax; just thinking of his stupid face makes me angry. He's so annoying! He almost left, but Carly was all like "Please for me?" and he was all like "Okay." Poor nerd, she totally manipulated his feelings and used him… I'm so proud of her. Momma taught her well.

Anyway, most kids at Ridgeway have no talent. There was this one chick that played the trumpet while on a pogo stick, and it totally impressed momma. Then there was this other dude that looks like Mrs. Briggs… no joke. So me being me, I can't resist and I make a joke. Next thing you know, me and Carly are going on about her pointy boobs while that dork films us. Then that nub puts the footage on Splashface! Seriously dude, how stupid can you be? Momma got him to take it down, but it won't be off until the morning. It would be seriously bad if Mrs. Briggs watches the video, but I think putting it up was for the best. Now the world is informed of the safety hazards that are Mrs. Briggs' boobs.

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"I'll try not to poke a hole in this with my pointy bosoms." Gosh, that line cracks me up every time! Oh, if you hadn't already guessed, Mrs. Briggs saw the video. We didn't get in trouble, but none of the cool kids we liked are going to get picked. So after school I went to Carlotta's place and had me some ham to calm my nerves. That nerd came over and ended up harshing my mellow. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that we came up with an idea to have a web show and blah blah blah… I don't feel like finishing this sentence. Its named iCarly, which is cool I guess. I mean I guess she deserves to have it named after her because it's going to be filmed at her apartment, and she came up with the name, but still…

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iCarly is a success! Whoop whoop! There was like thirty seven thousand viewers or something. I may not be smart, but I do know that is a lot of dudes and chicks watching Carly, me, and Fredward. So this calls for a crazy hat party! Yay!

-Sam the Comedian.

So… how was it? I hope it was good. Writing Sam's POV is a challenge. You have to be all tough and careless, but at the same time show some weakness and niceness. :D