Half Baked 2
FIRST THURGOOD HAS TO SAY
Thurgood-I haven't had weed in months,boy. I can tell you,I miss it like hell. Mary Jane broke up with me. Okay, I smoked a little weed. That's why she broke up with me. Only a little bit of weed and Mary Jane walks away. You all know,I love weed...... but,I LOVE WOMEN! Scratch that. I NEED WOMEN!
So This Is How The New Adventure Begins.......................................
(Thurgood,Scarface and Brian are sitting at a couch at the school where Kenny teaches,getting high on weed.)
Brian-Wow.
Scarface-Ditto,B. Wow......
Thurgood-Whoo, getting high has never been so awesome!
Kenny-Now,kids. Never do drugs. You'll end up like Thurgood. Even worse,Brian
Brian-Hey,dude. I rock.
Kenny-Of course you do,Brian.
Scarface-Wait up,B. Man,I'm worse than Brian is. You sayin I ain't half as retarded?
Kenny-No,Scarface. You and Brian are equally retarded.
Scarface-No,I want you to change what you said. "Even worse,Scarface" is what you should've said.
Kenny-Okay. Now,kids. Never do drugs. You'll end up like Brian. Even worse,Scarface.
Scarface-That's better.
Kid-But,Kenny? Brian looks more high than Scarface. How is Scarface worse?
Kenny-Because,Mexican druggies are way worse. They just don't look as trashed.
(Scarface is mad at what the kid said,for some stupid reason. He gets up and gets in his face.)
Scarface-Look,B!! I am MORE higherer than Brian is!!
Brian-Dude..... Scarface.... chill,man.
(Scarface sits back on the couch,slapping Brian upside the head)
Brian-Dude,what was that for?
Scarface-For eating my Haagen-Das Bar.
Brian-Oh. You don't have to be all.... like,emotional.
Thurgood-Damn,we're all outta weed and such. We gotta go rob the lab again.
Brian-Like,oh no. I am NOT going to that scary place where the police question you and stuff!!
Thurgood-No,retard. We're going to the lab. Where we robbed last time. They had mad as hell weed there!
Kenny-ROBBING IS NOT A PROPER SUBJECT IN THIS CLASSROOM!!! Oh,you said mad as hell weed?
Scarface-Yeah,B. The guy told us about it.
Kenny-I'm there .....after the bell rings.
Kid 2-OWAAAA! KENNY IS GOING TO ROB A LAB! OWAAAAA!
Kid 3-OWAAAA!!!!! KENNY SAID A BAD WORD! OWAAAAAA!!!
Kid 4- OWAAAAAAA!!!! SCARFACE SAID THE GUY TOLD THEM ABOUT IT!!! OWAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kid (that talked about Scarface earlier in the story):OWAAA! THEY'RE SMOKING WEED IN CLASS!! OWAA!
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What did you think of my first chapter of Half-Baked 2? WHAT DID YOU THINK? TELL ME,DAMNIT! I love the movie,Half-Baked so I made a fanfic sequel thingy for it. Why,you asked? Because I wanted to. Review this! Please. Even if your that picky,flaming bitch who always flames people. REVIEW IT ANYWAYS! I wanna know if it made you laugh,if you like it,or how it sucked to you,how wrong you think it is.....and stuff. This is all for my comedy purposes. I MIGHT NOT SUCK AT COMEDY!!!!! I JUST MIGHT NOT SUCK AT COMEDY WRITING!
Disclaimer-I own NONE of the characters mentioned,except the kids.
Preview...
Brian-Dude,WHERE IS THE MAD AS HELL WEED???
Kenny-Ditto. Where is the weed?
Scarface-DITTO,B! I want some weed.
FIRST THURGOOD HAS TO SAY
Thurgood-I haven't had weed in months,boy. I can tell you,I miss it like hell. Mary Jane broke up with me. Okay, I smoked a little weed. That's why she broke up with me. Only a little bit of weed and Mary Jane walks away. You all know,I love weed...... but,I LOVE WOMEN! Scratch that. I NEED WOMEN!
So This Is How The New Adventure Begins.......................................
(Thurgood,Scarface and Brian are sitting at a couch at the school where Kenny teaches,getting high on weed.)
Brian-Wow.
Scarface-Ditto,B. Wow......
Thurgood-Whoo, getting high has never been so awesome!
Kenny-Now,kids. Never do drugs. You'll end up like Thurgood. Even worse,Brian
Brian-Hey,dude. I rock.
Kenny-Of course you do,Brian.
Scarface-Wait up,B. Man,I'm worse than Brian is. You sayin I ain't half as retarded?
Kenny-No,Scarface. You and Brian are equally retarded.
Scarface-No,I want you to change what you said. "Even worse,Scarface" is what you should've said.
Kenny-Okay. Now,kids. Never do drugs. You'll end up like Brian. Even worse,Scarface.
Scarface-That's better.
Kid-But,Kenny? Brian looks more high than Scarface. How is Scarface worse?
Kenny-Because,Mexican druggies are way worse. They just don't look as trashed.
(Scarface is mad at what the kid said,for some stupid reason. He gets up and gets in his face.)
Scarface-Look,B!! I am MORE higherer than Brian is!!
Brian-Dude..... Scarface.... chill,man.
(Scarface sits back on the couch,slapping Brian upside the head)
Brian-Dude,what was that for?
Scarface-For eating my Haagen-Das Bar.
Brian-Oh. You don't have to be all.... like,emotional.
Thurgood-Damn,we're all outta weed and such. We gotta go rob the lab again.
Brian-Like,oh no. I am NOT going to that scary place where the police question you and stuff!!
Thurgood-No,retard. We're going to the lab. Where we robbed last time. They had mad as hell weed there!
Kenny-ROBBING IS NOT A PROPER SUBJECT IN THIS CLASSROOM!!! Oh,you said mad as hell weed?
Scarface-Yeah,B. The guy told us about it.
Kenny-I'm there .....after the bell rings.
Kid 2-OWAAAA! KENNY IS GOING TO ROB A LAB! OWAAAAA!
Kid 3-OWAAAA!!!!! KENNY SAID A BAD WORD! OWAAAAAA!!!
Kid 4- OWAAAAAAA!!!! SCARFACE SAID THE GUY TOLD THEM ABOUT IT!!! OWAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kid (that talked about Scarface earlier in the story):OWAAA! THEY'RE SMOKING WEED IN CLASS!! OWAA!
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What did you think of my first chapter of Half-Baked 2? WHAT DID YOU THINK? TELL ME,DAMNIT! I love the movie,Half-Baked so I made a fanfic sequel thingy for it. Why,you asked? Because I wanted to. Review this! Please. Even if your that picky,flaming bitch who always flames people. REVIEW IT ANYWAYS! I wanna know if it made you laugh,if you like it,or how it sucked to you,how wrong you think it is.....and stuff. This is all for my comedy purposes. I MIGHT NOT SUCK AT COMEDY!!!!! I JUST MIGHT NOT SUCK AT COMEDY WRITING!
Disclaimer-I own NONE of the characters mentioned,except the kids.
Preview...
Brian-Dude,WHERE IS THE MAD AS HELL WEED???
Kenny-Ditto. Where is the weed?
Scarface-DITTO,B! I want some weed.