"You know, maybe your parents were right."
"Of course you have ruined my life : I know that, you know that, even your dad knows that Shawn !"
"What ? What are you talking about ? I did nothing to ruin your life. I make life interesting, I make your life worth living for !"
"Whatever Shawn…"
"So… You don't ask me what they are right about ?"
"No."
"Well, it's great that you ask buddy. I think they're in the truth when they said that you're single because of me."
"I wouldn't be single if you didn't scare away every single woman I met. So yes, it is because of you. What do you want to do about it ? Are you going to stay away from my future dates ?"
"See, that's the problem. You think I scare them away when it is you that do that."
"I don't scare them away !"
"Yes, you do."
"No, I don't !"
"You do !"
"I don't !"
"You do, because you are in love with me and you don't want them to know the truth."
"I don't… WHAT ?"
"You can admit it Gus. Do not be ashamed. Face the truth, I'm a total hotty. It's quite normal. I'm a dashing psychic, a lovely guy and I always have one or two pineapples at home, what's not to love about me ?"
"Yeah, what ?"
"Good, you admit it. That's good. Now, we go on a date and see what happen."
"I was sarcastic Shawn ! I'm not going on a date with you. Absolutely not !"
"Come on Gus, it'll be fun ! You. Me. A dinner. Maybe a movie. It'll be… like every day in fact. Oh well, we'll just have to kiss then !"