Me: hello! Anybody there?
Kiba: boo!
Me: aah! Who's there?
Akamaru: woof woof!
Ino: (hits Kiba on the head.) stop scaring the poor girl.
Me: phew, for a second there, I thought you were someone else.
Sakura: naaa, it's just us.
Naruto: now let's get this party started.
Me: okay, this is my first Naruto fanfic so it's kinda suckish.
Hinata: n-no author-san, I'm s-sure its f-fine.
Ino: yeah, I think it's great.
Me: You haven't even seen it yet.
Ino: O.o
Me: there might be a few Japanese words so there's a glossary at the bottom.
Me: it's starting now. (Tries to push Naruto into the fanfiction.)
Naruto: No! You'll never take me alive!
Me: shut up! (Kicks Naruto into the fanfic.) Just say the fucking disclaimer.
Sasuke: Narutolover23 does not own Naruto. (Smirks)
Kiba: but Hinata sure does. (Sakura and Ino snicker in the background.)
Hinata: (blushes)
Ch 1: the beginning.
"35, 36, 37, 38…"
A blue haired Hyuuga was walking into the training grounds when she saw a certain hyperactive blonde beating the life out of a very unfortunate tree.
"Naruto-kun." She whispered to herself.
She quickly jumped up a nearby tree to watch.
Luck wasn't on her side as the branch she was standing on snapped and she fell.
Screaming, she closed her eyes and waited for the impact. Then she landed on the surprisingly soft ground.
"Ohaiou Hinata-chan." The blonde said.
Hinata then opened an eye and beheld a pair of big blue eyes staring down at her.
Naruto Uzumaki, the blonde was a 16 years old genin who loved ramen and whose reputation throughout the whole village of Konoha was as an idiot and had an ambition to become the hokage. While Hinata Hyuuga, the blunette, was a 15 years old chuunin with lavender eyes and was the heiress to the Hyuuga family.
'Naruto-kun's so close to me.'
She blushed at the thought.
"Hinata-Chan what are you doing here?' he asked, is nose only a few inches from hers.
"I…I was um… I was." She stuttered, and then noticed just how close they were.
"Eeep!" she shrieked and fainted.
Naruto panicked, thinking something was wrong with her.
"Oh no! Hinata-Chan!" Naruto screamed.
He then ran to the to the hokage's office at a speed that could put lee to shame.
"Tsunade baa-Chan!" he screamed as he entered the hokage's office.
Tsunade who was at the time sleeping on her desk on a stack of paper with a bottle of sake by her side, jolted awake.
"What do you want you little brat?" she shouted, baring her fist.
Her eyes then softened when she saw the still-blushing, unconscious girl in his arms.
"I had n-nothing to d-do with t-this. I w-was just talking t-to her when s-she f-fainted. He stammered.
"Calm down Naruto, She's okay. She's just in shock." Tsunade said putting the girl on her table.
"Tsunade-sama, are you asleep on the job aga…" Shizune said as she suddenly burst into the room holding up an accusing finger which dropped to her side as she saw the present situation they were in.
"As you can see, I am not asleep." Tsunade said.
"But she was when I came in." Naruto piped in.
"You little brat." Tsunade said reaching out to Naruto.
Shizune, noticing the dark aura emitting from Tsunade quickly acted.
"Eh-em, she's stirring." She said.
Naruto started to run to Hinata but was stopped by Tsunade.
"Maybe it's better if I went instead." She said.
Naruto nodded as Tsunade made her way the now awake Hyuuga.
"W-where am i? I w-was just in the t-training grounds with…" she gasped. "Did I pass out?" she asked, then notices Naruto standing beside Shizune behind Tsunade and blushes.
"Ohaiou Naruto-kun, hokage-sama, Shizune-sama." She said, surprised she did not stutter.
But Naruto, being the clueless person that he was did not notice the change and grinned widely scratching the back of his head awkwardly.
"Ohaiou Hinata-Chan." Naruto said then said, Shizune grinned and Tsunade nodded.
Hinata then tried to walk but started to fall as her feet were still numb, when Naruto caught her and helped her up.
"Are you okay Hinata-Chan?" Naruto asked concern in his voice.
"Yes Naruto-kun." She said.
Naruto then proceeded to carry Hinata home totally oblivious of the fact that she was blushing like mad.
"Kids of this day." Tsunade said and chuckled.
"Okay Tsunade-sama, you have some paperwork to do." Shizune said gesturing to a pile of files over 5 feet tall which had mysteriously appeared on her table.
Tsunade saw the files and looked at the place where Shizune had been a few moments ago but instead she saw a wooden dummy in her place.
Tsunade groaned.
Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Akamaru and Kurenai-sensei where walking towards the training grounds as usual when Hinata spotted a blonde and a raven haired quarrelling.
"Shut up dobe. You're disturbing the peace in this place." Sasuke all but screamed.
"What are you talking about teme?" Naruto asked innocently.
"Oh, like you don't know how a spider got into my clothes." Sasuke asked, quietly now.
"No I don't, like I'm the only one who knows you're afraid of spiders, teme." Naruto screamed so loud that it echoed everywhere.
"Not anymore." Sasuke said.
Naruto was about to say something when he sensed a dark aura radiating from Sasuke.
"I'm going to kill you." Sasuke said.
As he wanted to punch Naruto, his hand was caught by their one and only perverted sensei, Kakashi.
"Ohaiou Naruto, Sasuke." He said and beside him were a pink haired girl and a pale raven head.
Sasuke Uchiha was a 16 years old chuunin who had pale skin and pointy raven hair shaped like a duck's butt was a genius of Konoha, he was known as one of the hotties thanks to his notorious fangirls.
Sakura haruno was a 15 years old chuunin who had porcelain skin and pink hair and was one of the strongest medical ninjas in Konoha. She was also one of Sasuke's fangirls when they were younger but she soon grew out of that character to Sasuke's relief.
Sai was a 16 years old jonin who had pale skin and fallen raven hair and was the best artist in Konoha; he had his fair share of fangirls one of whom was Ino Yamanaka who was once one of Sasuke's fangirls. He was also void of emotions but was slightly returning to normal.
Me: okay, in this fanfic, Sasuke had never run of to that snake freak and Asuma, Jiraiya, Kakashi, Shizune, and Itachi never died k?
All: yeah.
Me: so yeah. Review.