This fic is full of Mao and Weber, so yeah...and this fic is short mmkay?

Writing is tricky for newcomers, but this may seem strange for Mithril operatives, because all they did is make audio logs and journal entries in their spare time. However though, two agents decided to write a fic. The two were Melissa Mao and Kurz Weber. Those two agents walked to that computer and magic began.

"KURZ, YOU GODDAMN ASSMUNCH!" Melissa yelled out, pointing at the computer.

"Shhh...I'm playing Left 4 Dead 2." Kurz said. Melissa sighed and yanked the controller out of his hands. Kurz looked at Melissa, angry.

"I was so close! That redneck was going to talk about zombie horses!" Kurz yelled out. "And you ruined the moment."

"Yeah, and no breaks for you anymore, you stupid german." Melissa said. She slumped on the chair and opened a can of beer.

"You done with your friggin brainstorming?" Melissa said.

"Yeah...how about The Death of Kaname?" Kurz said. Melissa sighed and started typing a starting paragraph.

A very long time ago, there lived a big, fat man named Gauron. He was so evil, he killed everybody. One day, Kaname Chidori walked up to him for some change.

"That's hardly a paragraph!" Kurz said.

Melissa growled, "If you are so damn good at writing, FINE!" She sat up and walked over the chair. Kurz slumped on the rubbery chair and started typing.

"Oh, dear Shraudinfoider, would you put some change in my cup?" Kaname said. Gauron then pulled out a knife and started stabbing the living hell out of her.

"Shraudinfoider?" Melissa said. "What are you, a creepy German pervert?"

"Nah." Kurz said. Melissa also raised an eyebrow at the stabbing part.

"You know, Sousuke is going to be pissed when he reads this." Melissa said.

"Yeah...I guess." Melissa muttered a bad word under her breath and walked to the fridge for some beer.

"You done yet?" Melissa said, shaking. "My tummy is not feeling good."

"Why? Too much beer?" Kurz said and chuckled.

"No. I think this one is not really good for me." Melissa said, rubbing her stomach.

"Well, here is your freaking story." Kurz said and smiled, waiting for a response.

"OH NO!" Sousuke screamed out. He ran to Kaname's dead body and started bawling his big eyes out. "Like it?" Gauron said. A few minutes later, Sousuke cried himself to death and he killed Gauron with toxic tears. Sousuke later killed himself and was eaten by a crocodile. The end.

"So, what do youuuu think?" Kurz said. Melissa nodded happily and ran upstairs to use the bathroom.

"Breaktime again..." Kurz said and laughed maniacally. He later posted the story up and flopped near the puny Xbox 360, and began playing more Left 4 Dead 2.

Later that evening, Sousuke and Kaname were doing some work until they looked at the computer screen.

"Since when do Kurz and Melissa get to write a story?" Sousuke said.

"Don't know, don't care." Kaname muttered, flipping through the packet of Sousuke's paperwork. Sousuke walked to the computer and moved the mouse and gasped. Kaname raised an eyebrow and looked at the screen as well.

"That is it; I'm sticking with you more." Sousuke said and walked upstairs. Kaname later looked on the website about the story Kurz and Melissa did, looked at the reviews and then –

"Wow...that is one harsh review. Kurz and Melissa are going to be pissed when they look at this."

ZE END