DISCLAIMER: Let us dissect the name of this website. Fanfiction. Fan-fiction. Fiction by fans. Not by the original author. MR is not mine.
Nor is the "I say what what, in the butt." I never even watched whatever movie or thing that is from. But my friends described it graphically enough, and it sounds rather hilarious. Plus the tune is catchy. So yeah. Not mine.
"Don't try it."
"You can't stop me."
"Hmph. If you think that you don't know me."
"Really? So try to."
"To what?"
"C'mon, you know."
"Know what?"
"Faaaang! Stop it!"
"No, Maaaaaax. You stop it."
"Grr!"
"What?"
"I said 'grr'."
"No before that."
"I didn't say anything."
"Yes you did."
"So what was it?"
"How am I supposed to know? You're the one who said it."
"You should have been listening."
"If you aren't listening to what you're saying, why should I listen to what you say?"
"You're the one who freaking asked!"
"Asked what?"
"Asked what I said."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Fang…"
"Yes, Max?"
"Never mind."
"What?"
"What what?"
"Sorry, can you repeat that?"
"What what?"
"I said, can you repeat that?"
"Yes. What what."
"What?"
"I said, what what!"
"No, I asked you what you said."
"Yeah, I know! I said what what!"
"In the butt!"
"Total, butt out."
"No, it's a song, Max. Iggy taught me. He saw it on the computer. Some guy goes 'I say what what? In the butt' on and on and on. It's weird."
"Total. Beat it."
"Figures. All I, the dog, say is one little tiny teensy weensy bitsy comment and you and Max are all over me. You two were saying the weirdest things."
"Move."
"Fine."
"So where were we, Fang?"
"I don't really remember, but Total talks enough to dethrone Nudge."
"You two bicker like an old couple."
"Ig, you're blind, and I would hate for you to go deaf, too."
"Erm, OK, OK, I go the point Max."
"Max?"
"Yes, Fang?"
"You haven't left."
"Darn you!"