A/N:

I will tell you right now that my irl friend Becky is a HUUUUUUUGE yuri fan, as well as a major comic book fan, and when she discovered YJ, she desperately wished for a yuri pairing. Before ever knowing their sisterly connection, she put together Cheshire and Artemis, but was dissapointed to find that there were NO romantic fics between these two! So, distressed, she called upon my awesomeness to grant her wish for yuri, and so I shall in this fic, but warnings to all: the prompt was so wacky, there is no way it WON'T be a crackfic, even if I wasn't big on crackfic-ing. Soooo... Get ready to read this and then blink your eyes a few times and say to yourself 'What the fuck just happened?' because this will be one of those fics.

Her name was Elsa. The cow, I mean. She was really comfortable to ride, especially while holding onto your sister/sexy best friend/lover. Because if there is anything more sexy than riding a horse, it's riding a cow. Especially a cow like Elsa.

"Enjoying the ride?" Artemis asked her sister/sexy best friend/lover.

"More than you know." Cheshire answered, flipping her hair. "The rainbows are so beautiful."

And indeed, all around them there was a wonderful array of colors, because Elsa, sister/sexy best friend/lover of moon-jumper Elsie, jumped over rainbows.

They landed in a pretty meadow and grinned at eachother. Suddenly, Cheshire realized she wasn't wearing her mask.

"I feel naked, and not in the fun way." She commented as Artemis had a drink of diet coke from one of Elsa's teets. Artemis got out from under Elsa and smirked suggestively at her sister/sexy best friend/lover.

"Then we shall make it fun." She replied, getting back on Elsa and holding her hand out to Cheshire, who did a bunch of sexy flips and stuff to arrive behind Artemis on Elsa.

They jumped muliple rainbows until Artemis explained where they were going.

"TO BECKY'S HOUSE!"

Becky woke up.

"OH NO! It was all a dream!" Flopping onto her back, she admired the sexy poster of Cheshire taped onto her ceiling, sad that the sexy villan was not actually coming with Artemis to her house.

"What was all a dream?" A voice came from the door.

"Cheshire?" Becky asked excitedly, jumping out of bed in her batman footie pajamas.

"Who else?" Cheshire entered the room. "Want to ride Elsa with me and Artemis? It'll be sexy."

"With you? And Artemis? On Elsa? YES!" Becky seemed close to fainting, so Cheshire carried her to Elsa and the four of them jumped away, over a double rainbow

Suddenly, Kimi awoke.

"Wow... Who knew emailing about Cheshire and Artemis after seeing RENT would give you such a crazy dream!"

"But it wasn't a dream..." Becky appeared at Kimi's window. "Cheshire and Artemis and Elsa are out in the front yard! Hurry up!"

"Yes!" Kimi fist pumped and went out to join the rest of them, pulling her Robin footie pajamas over her boxers and T-shirt.

Xalgoc woke, startled. He should know better than to watch human TV all day.

It always gave him the weirdest dreams...

"Ah well..." He said to himself, dragging himself up and turning on his computer. "At least I can turn it into a new fanfic!"

As I said. What. The. Fuck.

Explaination: Becky's favorite word is sexy. She uses it every five seconds.

Update: Please go to my profile and scroll to the bottom to see my reply to a review I got for this cracktastic piece of wtf!