I do not on Angel Beats or Naruto

'Normal speaking'

'Thoughts speaking'

'Flashback speaking'

'Kyubbi speaking'

AN: I decided to start a little side project with two of my fav anime Angel Beats and Naruto. Naruto will be replacing Otanashi

Naruto POV

(Afterlife High)

What the hell happened I remember fighting Tobi or Madara or whatever the freaks name was then I ended up here where is here exactly. I looked around a saw that I was in some kind of school and then I looked at my clothes who the hell undressed me in my sleep because I'm wearing some weird black uniform. Let's see Uzumaki let's think back.

(Flashback)

(Valley of the End)

I'd had just merged with Kurama and unleashed a whole new level of power and freeing the other biju and now me and Bee were going after the masked god-complex having lunatic ourselves we thought had the upper hand when we cornered him at the Valley of the End we were blindside by my former best friend Sasuke. He stood there with his Susanoo activated and an arrogant and insane smile on his face. Inside I said I'm sorry Sakura-chan and knew what I must do. I, Bee, Hachibi, and Kurama made a plan of attack he would go after the Tobi and I would fight Sasuke. I turned on my Sennin Modo because I'd had needed another ten minutes to recharge before I'd could use Biju Modo again. I'd first fired air bullet right a Sasuke with he used Susanoo to block with gave time for my Bushin to sneak around and him with Grand Rasengan from behind and completely blast through his Susanoo and kill Sasuke. I said a final prayer for my old friend to find peace in death. Then I turned to help Bee with Tobi and saw that my gift from Itachi was finally going to pay off and I summoned it the Totsuka no Tsurugi is sword said to seal away anything was perfect for this supposed immortal for good with and turned my Biju Modo on. 'You ready Kurama' 'Of course gaki.' I turned on my new Biju Modo (AN: Imagine the one from the Manga without Kurama) 'Yo Naruto let's finish of this fucker so we can go home, 'said the Kumo ox-octopus Jinchuriki. (AN: sorry I can't make up raps for the life of me)

Using the Totsuka no Tsurugi we finally were about to finish the bastard off when he used his finally ace in the hole. He screamed 'I'm not going to hell alone. 'With an insane looked in his eye he looked at me and said 'Kamui.' Then there was blackness.

(Flashback end)

Now I'm alone in a strange school when finally take notice of someone next to me speaking 'Get down you baka quick.' I sit next to her and asked her 'Who the hell are you and where the hell are we.' I take a good look at her notice she has purple hair and a white shirt with a blue skirt and a barrette. I look and see she is holding a strange weapon and aiming and white haired girl in a brown jacket. 'The names Nakamura Yuri but just call me Yurippe and this is the afterlife.' The afterlife could Tobi's attack have killed me but I can't be dead I still had to become Hokage there's just no way. 'Look lady I think I would remember if I died no can you please point me in the right direction to Konoha so I'll be on my way.' 'One what the hell is a Konoha and two like a said you're dead unless you plan on being reincarnated your stuck here.' 'Look this jokes gone on long enough' if you're not giving any answers,' I pointed to the white haired girl, 'then maybe she will. 'Wait hold on!' 'Nani.' 'Give me a minute to explain you see I'm the leader of the Afterlife War Front whose main goal is to defeat the God's angel.' She pointed to the white haired girl. ' Now I'm asking you to join us. I crossed my arms and nodded my head 'So let me get this straight this is the afterlife, and you are the leader of an organization whose main goal is to defeat a young girl who you guys believe is an angel from God. 'Bingo.' 'Hmm you guys are,' I said calmly 'complete DUMBASSES.' 'Wait what,' she said. 'I mean you must be insane if you take I believe that crap,' I turned around flashed the peace sign and said 'later.' I walked down to this 'Angel' while Yurippe was yelling at me to get back here. 'Yo,' Angel turned to me when she heard me and I asked 'do you know where we are'. 'She looked at me and said 'you are dead and this is Afterlife High.' Again with this dead crap what the hell is wrong with the people here? 'Alright Angel prove it show me I'm dead right now.' 'Guard skill: Hand Sonic.' 'Guard to the what now'

(Naruto's Mindscape)

A sewer fan-tucking-fastic. 'Yo Kurama you in here come out you lazy bastard.' I suddenly heard a loud rumbling and turned to the see Kurama standing there without his usual cage. 'Naruto with have much to discuss.' 'You damn right we do were the hell are we and why is everyone saying I'm dead and why did that Angel girl stab me.' 'In that order this is the afterlife that Uchiha bastard killed you with his Kamui and finally you did ask for it.' I blushed in embarrassment he did have a point but then it hit me I'm dead that means everything I worked for all my friends it's all gone. All I could to is fall to my knees and cry. 'Look kit I feel sorry for you but there are other problems we have to attend to so pull yourself together.' He's right I can drown in self-pity later there's things to be done. 'Alright Kurama what's going on and why are you out of your cage,' I asked. 'Alright kit to put it in a way you can understand with your death you lost your ability to use chakra but you gained the power to use reiki the spiritual half of charka and its extremely more potent and as for the reason I'm out of my cage the seal was designed to bond us till death, but due to the fact we were fused when you died it somehow caused me to slowly fade back to the demon realm.' Whoa I have not only lost my chakra but I lost my one connection home. 'You know Kurama it's going to be strange you in my head.' 'Don't start going depressed on me now kit I still got some life in me and I still got a trick or two to show you.' 'Like what.' 'How to harness and manipulate spiritual energy but first you better deal with your visitor.' 'Who' 'Wake up and find out.'

(Afterlife High Infirmary)

White rooms warm sheets sound of beeping yep I'm in a hospital room. 'Yo just who the hell do you think you are,' I turn to see a guy holding with purple hair and a scowl and then my eyes bulge when I notice the huge axe he's carrying. 'Hey blondy I asked who the hell do think you are turning down Yurippe-sama invitation.' Yurippe so he's works for her he must me a member the AWF. (AN: Afterlife War Front) I get up and throw on my uniform noticing there wasn't a stab wound guess being dead has its advantages. Then I looked to the guy and asked 'First off my names Uzumaki Naruto and secondly who the hell are you.' 'It's Noda the guy whose gonna kick your ass for Yurippe-sama.' Noda then charged at me with yell and I ducked the first swing and closed in and kneed him in the solar plexus. He coughed up blood and dropped his axe. I followed through with a double overhead axe handle and knockout him out.

(Afterlife High Hallway)

I walked around trying to figure what's what. 'Maybe you shouldn't have knocked out that purple haired dumbass without getting some answers or some directions.' 'You've got a point there.' I looked and notice there in all her glory was Angel herself. 'You are new here correct Uzumaki-san.' I was shocked she sure had a hell of a lot of nerve act so calm to someone you killed or rekilled. 'You know you're pretty calm after our last meeting.' 'You did ask me to prove you were dead.' 'Touché.' I then thought about it and asked a little embarrassed, 'Do you know your way around here I'm kind of lost.' 'As student council president I'm obligated to know my way around the school may I see your class schedule.' I search my pockets thinking I would find what she asked for. I pulled out a piece of paper now that think about it why the hell I didn't do this before. 'According to your schedule your classes are the same as mine follow me.' As I followed her I had a thought 'What's your real name by the way it's kind of awkward to keep calling you Angel.' 'Tachibana Kanade' 'A pleasure to meet you Kana-chan,'I said in a teasing tone. She seemed stunned by my choice in nickname. 'What's did you call me.' 'My bad you don't like the nickname.' 'No I like it Naruto-san.' For a minute I could swear I saw a faint smile on her face.

(After Classes)

'Thanks for the help Kana-chan.' 'It's no problem Naruto-san,' she responded. 'Do you know your way back to your dorm?' 'Yeah I figured it out later Kana-chan.' 'Farewell Naruto-san.' 'Alright kit now that you're done flirting with your mate we have to find a place to practice reiki. 'True wait a minute what do you mean mate.' 'Please kit if there are two things I now is women and mass murder.' 'Mass murder?' 'Besides the point besides you could get laid I mean seriously it's pretty pathetic you died a virgin.' 'Am I really getting sex advice from a giant talking fox' 'No, you're getting sex advice from a horny giant talking fox.' 'Look can you be serous and help me figure out where to train.' 'What about the roof no one hangs out there.' 'Good now let's … what the hell.' I turned the corner and found the AWF leader herself along with that Noda guy and some blue haired guy. She just gave me a cold look and said follow me.

(Principal Office)

'Now let's start the introductions you know my name is Yurippe this,' she pointed the bluenette next to her 'Hideki Hinata.' Hinata one of the many people I'll miss back home but no time to think about that now. Hinata looked at me and held out his and said 'Yo.' I shook his hand. 'These are Shiina,' the girl had black hair with an altered skirt and a scarf she was quiet and simply nodded. 'Yusa my secretary, Takamatsu, TK, Oyama, and Fujimaki,' one blonde girl and one that looked like a stoner along with several others greeted me. Last but not least is Iwasawa Masami our group musician. A girl with dark pink hair playing a guitar looked at me and gave me a casual wave.

'Now Naruto to make a long story short I want you to join our group.' I took a moment to think though there is strength in numbers especially until I could get reiki under my control. But these guys fight Kana-chan and she's my friend well I guess I have my answer. 'Gomenasai but my loyalties lie with my friend Tachibana Kanade so if you don't mind I have places to be.' 'But don't you get if you go along with the school you'll disappear and be reincarnated to who knows what.' 'I never said I was planning on disappearing but I'll defy fate my own way so I'll leave your group with a warning.' I could tell that my expression was terrifying by the look on their faces. 'You guys harm Kana-chan or anyone I consider friends a angel from heaven will be the least of your concerns when a demon from hell comes for your heads.'

(Naruto's Dorm)

'A demon from hell I've got to say kit I'm impressed.' 'Arigato Kurama so when can we start training.' 'Let's start now with first calling out your reiki look inside for a calm well of power.' I looked inside and I could feel this soothing sensation wash over me. 'Congrats kit your now have access to reiki' 'Hey Kurama are other people able to use this power.' 'Maybe your little angelic vixen from the look of her ability to use from the looks of her guard skills they might be a lighter form of reiki.' 'Ignoring the vixen comment but good to now.' Suddenly I heard music.

(Play Alchemy- Girls Dead Monster)

Is this AWF plan? This could be fun. As I walked outside I saw Kana-chan and asked her what was going on. 'The AWF group band Girls Dead Monster is starting an operation.' She looked a little nervous then asked me 'would you like to help me stop them?' 'Is that your way of asking me out Kana-chan.' I saw a faint blush when she said 'N-no I'm simply require assistance.' 'She is pretty cute in this light.' I turned my head and said 'are you ready to get a move on Kana-chan.' 'Of course Naruto-san.' She followed my lead and we headed to the gymnasium.

First thing we noticed when we got there was Noda there waiting for us. Seriously how many times do I have to kick this guy's ass? I turned to Kana-chan and said 'Ladies' first,' with a light bow. 'Arigato Naruto-san.' She ran forward and went hand sonic to axe with the purple haired dumbass. I then noticed that girl Shiina from earlier trying to blind side her when I decided to cut her off she went for a roundhouse kick which I blocked and threw her when I grabbed her foot to throw her into one of her friends then I heard a loud bang from behind me. 'Guard skill: Distortion.' I turned and saw a blue honeycomb shield in front of Kana-chan when she turned to me and said 'Are you alright?' 'Yeah I owe you one.' Before we knew it AFW had us firing at us with what Kana-chan called them earlier guns. 'Kurama any plans.' 'One it's called a bala.' 'How do I do it?'

(Girls Dead Monster- Crow Song)

After getting the instructions I turned to Kana-chan and said 'Turn of distortion on my signal' 'Hai.' I charged reiki until a got a glowing green ball in my hand and said 'Now.' She dropped distortion then I fired it with a scream of 'BALA,' the attack came out as a green ball hitting them full on take them all out. I left them alone knowing tell revive later. 'What was that?' I looked at Kana-chan and said 'Meet me on the roof at lunch and I'll explain everything.'

(Dorms)

Kana-chan looked at me and said 'Thanks for everything Naruto-san.' I looked at her and said 'No problem and you know where friends you don't have to be so casual.' 'Okay Naruto-s,' she shook her head 'Okay Naruto-Kun.' She suddenly flash one her lovely faint smiles. ' You have a beautiful smile Kana-Chan you should use it more often.' She turned to her room quickly and said 'See you later Naruto-kun' 'Of course Kana-chan.

AN: This story will be KanadexNaruto so no complaints and I won't be working on this story much I'm mainly doing this as a side project. Naruto will gain powers from different afterlife related animes such as Bleach, Yu Yu Hakusho, etc. Also I'll try to work in other Naruto characters.