Artheph's Note: It's just some crack dialogue, in which the boys discover they are ever so whipped. Enjoy! Oh, and summer break is coming in ONE week. Thus, we hope to finish the majority of our unfinished stories and spawn a lot more. Yay!
"Right, now that we have the popcorn, the soda, the chips, and the ice cream, we should actually choose the movie, yeah?"
"Sure, but which movie?"
"Resident Evil?
"No, Collateral!"
"Heck no, we should get…Dawn of the Dead."
"Dude, the girls would kill us."
"Hm, that's true."
"I know, guys! We should get Titanic."
They looked at Naruto as if he was insane. As if he was foaming in the mouth. As if he was screaming like a little girl who had dropped her lollipop on the ground.
"Titanic?"
"Titanic!"
"TITANIC?"
"Hey, hey! It's actually a really good movie."
"Good movie?"
"YOU watched Titanic?"
"You LIKE Titanic?"
"Well, if you watch it, you'll see why! It's just all the emotion and the drama…it really gets to you! Especially that last scene when Rose totally rejects the rich guy for Jack," Naruto sighed heavily, reminiscing about the award winning chick flick.
They were still staring at Naruto as if he was crazy.
"Hinata made me watch it with her a couple days ago. And man, it probably ranks up there as one of the best movies!"
"Hinata made you watch it?"
"No wonder."
"God, you're so whipped, Naruto."
"Seriously."
"Thank goodness we still have our macho manliness."
"Uh, macho, Neji?"
"Sorry, Tenten was playing 'YMCA' yesterday."
"Uggh, that song's horrible."
"Yeah, I know. But she likes listening …and dancing to it."
"Hah! I bet she makes you dance with her."
Suddenly, the Mulan II poster on Neji's left looked really interesting. "No idea what you're talking about."
"God, you're so whipped, Neji."
"Seriously."
"You've been pwned."
"Pwned?"
"Oh no. Did I just say 'pwned'?"
"Yeah, you did, Shikamaru."
"Since when did you start using l33t?"
"Ino thinks it's funny when I say it. Something about how computer nerds are really sexy."
"God, you're so whipped, Shikamaru."
"Seriously."
"Wait, what kind of ice cream did we get?"
"Err, the Super Duper Fudge Chocolate Chip Chocolate flavor. Why?"
"Shoot, Sakura only eats Super Duper Chocolate Chip Fudge. We have to go back to Ralphs."
"It's like the same thing."
"Plus, we're already at the video store."
"Anyway, we don't have enough time to pick a movie and go to Ralphs."
"No, you don't understand. Super Duper Chocolate Fudge Chip…no, Super Duper Chip Chocolate Fudge…no, Super Duper Chocolate Chip Fudge is the ONLY flavor she eats. I swear. We have to go back to Ralphs."
"God, you're so whipped, Sasuke."
"Seriously."
"Dude, we're all so whipped."
"Seriously."