THE HEART OF THE MOUNTIN. (geddit? cos its thorin)

HAY GAIZ THIS MY NAME IS ANNA ANF IS MY FIRST STROY :D PLZ NICE REVIEW DONT BE MEEN.

CHAPTRE 1- ARRIVAL IN HOBBTRON

Hello my namr is Anniel and I am Gondalfs apprentis. Gandalf was had to go Hobbtron to get burlger for some dwaf and we goed to a place called bagend. Gandald was talked to hobbit called bobli or smth but i was bussy talkin to over hobbits who all liked mi coz im verry pretty and beautiful and thy all lived me.

"what is yur name" asced a hobbi and i said my name which is Anniel and meens beauriful princess i dont kno why. "Annile u r so hot will u b mi gurlfied" but i said " no i am a wizard so cant be romance also yur hobbit ugly."

I pulld aut my mirrorr and looked at my ugly face im so gross becos poart dwaf. My hare was long and shilver becos gandalf say my dad silver hair (AUTHOURS NOTE: geddit like miriel in teh simaliriliog im descendeded from royltead and stuff) and my eyes are like simrilsas shining in sun. I have non beird becaus im aslo part hobbi.

Than Gandalf camed back from hobbi talksing and said "Anniel my apprentis we must go and tell thorin to arrive tomrow." So we gots on hose and went to cheese town (geediit bree) we only gots thar in evening so went to sleep but ther was onyl one bed so gandlaf said "lol anniel want to sleep in bed w/ me?" but i said "gross u pervy olds man i am only 71 " so he said "ill sleep on floor then becos you are so pretty and ill die soon anyway"

in morning i brished mi hare with comb and put on violent dress which made my eyes look even more beutifull. we wnet to brekfast and the innkeepr sed "lol gandlf who is hot gurl" and gandalfr said "haha looser shes mine" and i went wtf becos hes like a farter to me. then gandalf shot innkeepr with starf and he died.

i lolled and had toast fur brekfast but didnt get fat lol coz fast metablismo.

thenthorin comed downstares and sat At table with us. he looked all rugged and handsum lick Aragorn but in past becos aragorn not born yet. His eyes were like the oshun and his beard was dwafly (geddit like manly but with dwaf.) "hello throin " i said but he didn't heir becos he was lookin at my boobs. " i hit his face and said "stop you perv" but really i licked him alos. i waz just prenyteding to not like him lol was playn hard to get. gandlaf inttrepted our looks and said "we need to meet ovre dwafs today and go to bobli house for afternon tee. "

but thorin said "wat bout the ocrs heard sighting on road to hobbtron what if am bush?" and for second i was frigtened. but throitn rembered that he had fv sord so cold kill them if attack. and i didnt tell but i had magiks becos gandalf apprntis also have magic bow and arrow lol

later we met with dwafs they was balina dn dwalin and stalin (geddit cos it rimes) and ori and nori and dora and oin and glowin anf loin and some other guyz i frogot also 2 hot dwafs called kill and phily but throrny wasd more hot than them.

we got on horse but they had pony becos short and went on road to hobbtron. but sudden orcs! trhey was stabbin at us and loin got hurt and they weres tryn to grab me cos lol im hot evven orcs lik me. but then, gandlaf yelled and was stabbed and fellto ground, woondead lol cos he gonna die soon. then he said "anniel my apprents u must continue quest have my magic powers lol" then he pershed.

TO BE CONTINUE. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ANNIEL? IS LOIN OK? IS GANDLAF REAL DEAD?