Chapter 1- Link Meets Mario

HIYA! Link said as he just destroyed a hairy monster that looked a little like bigfoot.

"Take that you beast!" Said Link as he picked up some of the rupees. "Yes, I'm only 4 rupees away from being able to buy that new heart container!" He said to himself.

He wandered a bit until he found another monster. This one looked more undead, but it could fly. He ran up to it and stabbed it.

"Aawwwwkkk!" Screeched the bird creature.

But as he was in mid-battle somebody came up.

"Umm... Pardon me Link but-"

"Shut up, I'm busy now!!" shouted Link. He took a couple more stabs, and then, got one right in the heart.

"BOOYAH!" said Link. He picked up 10 rupees, and walked over to the person. "Well, your a wee little man," he said.

"Yes, well..."

"Is your name Rumplestiltskin? Can you make me some gold out of hay?"

"My name is George, and I'm an elf-"

"I can see that you midget!" Said Link.

"Zelda's been kidnapped by Ganondorf!" Said George as he stormed off.

"This is seriously annoying... how does she always get kidnapped?" Link asked himself.

So, he started to walk back through the dense forest, back to town.

"Lalalalalala- ooof!" Link crashed into something- or somebody.

"Hey watch where your going- Wait a minute... are you that midget I met earlier, I already know Zelda was kidnapped, hey how'd you change into overalls and a red suit so fast? I thought your name was George or something, not... something that starts with an 'M.'

"I'm-a no George my name is-a Mario! A mama mia pasta pia!" Said Mario.

"Hehe, you have a funny accent... say toy boat 5 times." said Link.

"Toy-a Boat, Toy Boat-a, Toy-a Boat-a, Toy Boat-a, Toy-a Boat," Said Mario.

"Why do you say 'a' after everything?" said Link.

"It's part of-a my-a accent- Itallian," said Mario.

"Ok... so what are you doing out here?"

"Searching for-a Peach... ughh she-a always gets-a kidnapped!"

"I know, right? Zelda gets kidnapped so much. I'm getting sick of it." said Link.

"Hold on one second-a" said Mario.

Mario pulled a chocolate phone out of his pocket.

RingRingRing

"Hello?" said a soft voice.

"Umm a Peach I'm-a sending in a replacement-a I have some very important-a business I'm-a sure-a Luigi can handle Bowser-a." replied Mario.

"Jerk!" she said, and hung up.

RingRingRing

"What-a is it?" said somebody.

"I-a need you to-a save Peach,"

"Finally some-a action!" said Luigi, and he hung up. He was so excited that he left instantly.

"I'm-a covered." said Mario, walking back to Link.

"I've got no replacement though! What should I do?" said Link.

"Hmmm..."

"I could call my good friend Wario!" said Mario

"Okay!" replied Link.

RingRingRing

"Hello?" Said a gruffy voice.

"It's-a me a Mario!"

"Oh... you... what do you want this time?" said Wario.

"As a good friend of mine, can you go save-" Mario put the phone by his chest. "What's her name again?" he asked.

"Zelda," Relpied Link.

"Can you save Zelda?" said Mario.

"No..." said Wario.

"Why not?"

"I have no idea who the heck she is..."

"Fine." said Mario as he hung up.

"Ohhh, I know... I can get that fat mayor dude of that town in Twilight Princess... I forgot his name." said Link.

Link pulled a envy2 out of his pocket.

RingRingRing

"Hello?" said a deep voice.

"Yo, can you save Zelda? I have an... important meeting and I can't save her."

"Ummm... sure... where do I go?" said the mayor.

"I don't know, try Hyrule, call me back if nothings going on there." he said.

"Ok... bye..." said the mayor and he hung up.