I Thought it was a Cookie Company
By Mighty Pen
Disclaimer: The names of the characters belong to Titan Sports. Vince McMahon owns the WWF and WCW. (It isn't Shane!) The wrestlers themselves own… Themselves.
Summary: Lita's POV on how she handles Stacy kissing Matt. Smackdown! spoilers from 7/12
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What the hell is this? Who the hell is Stacy Kiebler? I thought it was a cookie company! Just because Shane holds the ropes for her, and big, important commentators escort her, doesn't mean she can pull moves on MY man! Maybe she needs some glasses because Matt is a WWF guy, not some wannabe WCW guy.
Staring in disgust at the Titantron, I head back up the ramp. "Stacy is going to pay," I murmur to Trish. She nods in agreement. She knows better than to disagree with me. "So is Torrie!" I roll my eyes. Do I give a damn about Torrie? Uh, not really. Besides, Trish and Jeff aren't even going out like Matt and I.
Patrolling the white halls of backstage, guess who I run into? Heh, heh. Stacy "Cookie" Kiebler, Ms. Hancock, whatever you want to call her. "Oh, hi, Lita!" She coos. Hmm… Her sidekick, Torrie Wilson isn't by her side. Quite unusual. "Hi, Stacy," I smile.
"So how's Matt?" I asked, advancing on her. She backed into a wall. "Oh, Lita," She whispered. "I didn't mean anything, really I didn't. I didn't even KNOW that you and Matt were together…" I just had to laugh. "Yes you did," I grinned. "You just want to piss me off enough so I could tear your shirt into pieces at Invasion."
Stacy bit her lip. "You see, Matt wanted to have this… This… Scandal… And…" I grabbed her throat. "Cut the crap." I said evilly. "Be careful of the next prince you kiss before Invasion." I let go of her throat. "And wear extra heavy clothes. RRRIIIPPP!"