Title: Make teme look like an idiot.
( NARUTO!)
(R-Right, I'll cancel it.)
Title: Make teme look like an idiot. ( Insert stikethrough -.-)
(Okay, now what Sakura-chan?)
( We make another title and don't be stupid this time, Naruto.)
(Erm… What about this?) Title: How to get Teme (Naruto!) (O-Okay…) an Uchiha to their own Birthday Party
( That's better. Now we move on to the steps –CHA.)
( S-Sakura-chan… Teme might hear us.)
Procedure: Step 1: Make sure Uchiha has ran out of tomatoes in his house. ( How are we supposed to do that?) ( We steal it. We'll be like super ninjas flying in and out of Sasuke-kun's house undetected.) ( I didn't know Ninjas can fly –questioning look –can they?) ( -Hits head- Baka.)
Step 2: Put a coupon on his door step saying ' Discounts on tomatoes at Local Grocery Store.'
Step 3: Buy all tomatoes at Local Grocery Store and make sure Uchiha gets none. (Psshh, Sakura-chan, if we're going to buy all, why in the first place put the coupon at teme's house?) (Shut up, Naruto. You're ruining my brilliant plan.)
Step 4: Piss the Uchiha off; in other words, stall him. –insert Naruto to do the job- (But won't he be deadly without his daily dosage of tomatoes?) ( I know.) ( Eh? Isn't hat a little… Dangerous?) ( Yeap! That's why you're the one doing it.) ( NANI?)
Step 5: Bring the Uchiha to Party destination. Conversation should go like this:
" Sasuke."
" What."
" I heard that you ran out of tomatoes."
" Hn."
" There's this giant sale happening on the Hokage's tower! All about tomatoes!"
" Let's go."
( Wow, Sakura-chan, I didn't know teme would be that stupid to fall for that. )
( Me too, Naruto. Me too.)
Step 6: Make sure birthday boy gets hit with tomatoes by everyone at Hokage Tower.
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