The Daily Life of Ino.
By Soulmate of Silence
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. However, I do own a life. What about you?
"Damn, Sakura!"
"Yes, Ino?"
"He's SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. Dammit!"
"Now, Ino, you can have your fantasies of getting in him, but be patient and stay mindful!"
"Damn party pooper." Mutter. "Bitch is PMSing again, isn't she?"
"Ino, FUCK YOU."
"Love you, too, Saku!"
"Hey, honey."
"Who the-" Mumble. Moan. Smooch.
"Shikamaruuuuu!" Squeal.
"Catch me if you can, Ino…"
Run. Trip. Sniffle. Cry of raging fury. Tackle.
"Got you, Shika-chan!"
"Shika-chan?"
"Yup."
Nuzzle. Sniffle. Gasp.
"I GOT A BROKEN NAIL! LOOK, SHIKAMARU! IT'S FREAKING CHIPPED!" Shriek. Run. Manicurist emergency ensues.
Hug. Giggle. Hug again. Nuzzle.
"Thanks for the smoothie, Shika-kun."
"Drop the chan and you'll be fine."
"Shika, you're such a hater!"
"Love you, too, Ino."
Motorcycle engine noise. Rumble. Revvvvv. Revvvvvvvv. Clouds of dust float to the ground.
"Now I've got to get to work… No missions today. So flower time."
Ring-ring. Jingle.
"Welcome to Petals and Stems!" Grin.
"I need a bouquet for my girlfriend."
"Alright. Come back in half an hour!"
"Thanks! Later."
Ring-ring. Jingle.
(About half an hour later)
"Here, sir! Thanks for shopping and come again soon!"
"See you later, Yamanaka-san. Thanks again."
Ring-ring. Jingle.
"Damn, I'm bored! Ugh."
Random, short, crappy rambling.
I know I usually write more words in length-wise… But I wanted to post something. You probably won't hear from me in a while. I usually stalk fics. So yeah.
I'm a fanfiction ninja. –shing shing-
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Always, Soul-chan.
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