One day Kurama (who was in control of Naruto's body) was out taking a stroll through the village when he suddenly stumbled upon Tora the Cat's corpse. He looked like somebody had shoved a fist full of electricity through his little kitty chest. Kurama was all like "Damn, blood turns me on so much, and this cat is like super hot."
Kurama walked up slowly to the corpse of Tora the Cat and nudged it with Naruto's foot to make sure it was really dead.
"Yep, this bitch is suuuper dead" he said with a smirk. Suddenly he adopted a devious smirk on his face before Kurama picked up the body of Tora the Cat and procceded to viciously rape his nasal cavity. Sakura walked up to hima and thought to herself 'Damn. He has a big dick, and his on point technique turns me on so bad'.
"Naruto!", she called out, "make love to my nose with that ginormous dick of yours!"
Kurama, with a loving caress, gently set down his dead lover, Tora, and walked over to Sakura and decapitated the bitch. He then walked back to tora and had a pleasurable rest of his day... and night.